Powerful stuff. I have goosebumps. I have R.L. Stine’s Goosebumps. (Thanks for the tip, Alex.)

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  1. “You want him to do you so much you could do anything?”

    Yes, kid. I have had that dream.

  2. 1st – the autoplay is evil. Some of us are supposed to be working.

    2nd – did he say “want him to do you”? I’m not comfortable with this…

  3. T…t…t…TODAY, JUNIOR!

  4. these youtube dubstep mixes are getting boring

  5. His face right at the end = “nailed it”.

  6. Did that kid just have a stroke?

  7. Everyone’s gonna feel really bad when it turns out he was having a seizure.

  8. Can’t wait for the dance remix.

  9. Heh. Kids do this. A lot. I love my kids, and I want them to know that I cherish every wonderful, magical precious snowflake of an idea that they want to share with me, but when they start on one of these loops, it takes every ounce of my self-control to not scream SPIT IT OUT!

  10. Is this the new Bully Project trailer?

  11. Have you ever had a dreams that that you um you had you’d you what you could you do you want you you could do so you you do you could you want you want want him to do you so much you could do anything?

    • “‘Have you ever had a dreams that that you um you had you’d you what you could you do you want you you could do so you you do you could you want you want want him to you so much you could do anything?’
      -Martin Luther King Jr.”
      -Facebook

  12. I don’t have headphones with me and I’m at work. Could someone just transcribe what is said? Thanks!

  13. “We shouldn’t make fuh… f-f-f-f-f-f-fuh…fuh-fuh-fuh. Make fuh-f-f-f-fuh-f-f-fuh WE SHOULD BLOODY WELL LEAVE HIM ALONE!” — King George VI

  14. The only thing i’m concerned about is the fact that he has a CAESAR

    • Clearly, his haircut– like his witless tongue– are conscious gambits meant to ensure his own safety in the royal household:

  15. So wait… he’s talking about God, right? You want God to do you so much you can do anything? I think I get it now.

    (I don’t think I get it now)

  16. Scatman John gets his first big break.

  17. “Have you ever had a dream, s, that, s, that you’ll um you have you’ll d you woul you coul you’ll do you whu you want you you could do so, you you d you you could you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?”
    -This Kid

    “Yes, I have”
    -Me

  18. To be fair, this is what the teleprompter said: “Have you ever had a dreams that…sss, that you, um, you had, you, you, wi- you could, you’ll do, you wi-, you wants, you, you could do so, you, you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?”

    He actually did a pretty great job.

  19. Of course this is from GodTube.

  20. Keep it quiet for now, but rumors are swirling about this kid being cast as a District 7 tribute in the Hunger Games movie.

  21. I would prefer you didn’t air my childhood audition tapes for “Hey, Zeus!” but since you have I just want to say in my defence the guy behind the camera was giving me the pedo-eye the whole time.

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    • You are the worst. Go away.

    • But he’s grown up now. That makes it funny again!

    • Technically, making fun of anybody on the Internet renders them completely defenseless.

    • You make a good point, although I think the majority of commenters (and people!) find the video adorable and their jokes are light-hearted and playful, not malicious.

    • I don’t honestly think he was stuttering in the traditional sense, like “King’s Speech” kind of way (usual “I’m no expert” applies). I think he was a kid, and kids get excited. When they talk. Has anyone ever talked to a child before? This sounds like par for the course.

      I’m a firm believer in idea that it seems everyone starts off as a troll on VGum, but now it just seems like you’re making an effort to antagonize people, unionman.

      • I waited until I had something funny to say. It took weeks. #desperateneedforapproval #notjoking

      • In all seriousness, and at the risk of giving unionman unnecessary humanity, I only said something because I stuttered as a kid and went through 10 years of speech therapy and many more living inside a mental prison and nothing about it was ever funny. Also, I just don’t think the video is up to the videogum standard of quality(I’m being completely serious). This isn’t “nu thang”, which actually was hilarious and even the kid that made it thinks so now. Whether the kid is stuttering in the traditional, pathological sense or not is irrelevant to me. This video was posted and is being talked about because it’s a snapshot of a kid in what is likely one of his most uncomfortable moments as a child. This post is making fun of a kid, period. I just think this blog is better than that.

        • I don’t know. If Modern Family can have a character talk about wanting to punch your children in their stupid little faces, then I’m pretty sure we’re ok laughing at something that little kids are NOTORIOUS FOR DOING.

        • I have to disagree. I don’t think the kid looks uncomfortable, and I don’t think anyone here is making fun of the kid. It’s cute, I’d even go as far as to say adorable. His mind is just working faster than his mouth can keep up. I see it in kids all the time.

          I can’t speak to your stuttering condition, but I imagine it is an incredibly tough thing to deal with, especially during childhood. I’m not here arguing that stuttering is funny, because a serious condition is a serious condition. But I think you may be misappropriating a stuttering problem onto a child who I don’t think is suffering from that condition. (This is, btw, completely personal conjecture, and I could be 100% wrong about all of this.)

          But my point was that you always seem to pop up just to start shit. You don’t comment much out of the way of being a jerk, honestly. And this goes back to that old opinion vs. “hive mind” thing, but you’re always invited to have your own opinion, but a little more civility and a lot less snark go a long way into not being considered a jerk.

  23. I’d hate to see the outtakes.

  24. You may be right, I also confuse the spelling of “love” and “loo”, which may be why I often lose bladder control when I see a pretty girl.

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