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According to the Internet, today is Star Wars Day, whatever that means. The most wonderful day of the year, I’m sure. In honor of this important occasion, I have posted a photo of adults celebrating Star Wars Day. As you can see, they are all in the appropriately festive spirit that a day like this deserves from people who are not seven-years-old. They’re talking about PowerPoints and Accounts Payable and when they get home they are going to have a sensible dinner and get some shut-eye before the big meeting tomorrow morning about Q2 overages. One of them is probably thinking about a trip he or she is taking this weekend to Bed Bath and Beyond to replace a duvet cover that the cat ruined, and another one has heartburn from a big lunch! All of them know how to wash and clothe themselves, do their best to shoulder the responsibilities of adulthood, and visit the dentist twice a year. HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!
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Existentialist Star Wars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-uQWNd540I
Despair!
I like to live every day like it’s Star Wars Day, by not watching Star Wars
I felt like an idiot today when one of my customers wrote “May the Fourth be with you.” Had no idea what the hell she was talking about. And by the way: Maybe I’m too young but who’s Darth Vader and why should I care that he was killed the other day?
I shoulder the responsibility of being an adult in part by deciding NEVER to go the dentist. Fuck going to the dentist.
We really have a lot more British monsters than I would have expected.
DO YOU GET IT? BECAUSE BRITISH PEOPLE HAVE BAD TEETH!
“Fuck you.” – the starving children of your local dentist
One of these people in the photo above likes to spend his/her free time living like a baby. See if you can guess who it is.
Prince Charles?
My son wishes you a Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you!
Brian, your son just threw me and two droids across the room with a big FTHMM sound. Tell him to watch where he’s pointing that thing!
Three lightsabers?! I’ve got a bad feeling about this. Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise!
“Klaatu barada nikto!” — R23PO
You deserve the Vulcan death grip for that.
pretty cool and all, but i’m personally looking forward to tomorrow: mexican star wars day!
Cuervo shot first!
Brilliant.
I think you mean “Mexican Holiday that Conveniently Justifies My Alcoholism on a Work Night”
Those of us who are truly dedicated to our Mexican heritage (and / or the Mexican heritage of our lunch) celebrate this every night not just tonight.
well ALright! between star wars day, cinco de mayo, and osama bin laden getting shot, I’m barely going to have a sober night all week! USA! USA! Mexico! Tatooine! Tatooine!
Not thanks, I have to play Wii tomorrow and stare out my window. http://videogum.com/292301/well-the-2011-day-of-prayer-looks-fucking-terrifying/top-stories/
otherwise known as cinco de ewoks.
I’m not looking forward to tomorrow because it will be an all-day barrage of my students asking how we are going to celebrate. WE ARE NOT GOING TO CELEBRATE, NOW ABRAN LOS LIBROS A LA PÁGINA CIENTO TRECE before I hurt someone.
When I was in school we at least got flan. And some chips.
No flan! No chips! Only work!
Maybe you can wear a festive hat. Those are always fun.
We got to play Chalupa! (English translation: bingo) and if we won we got a piece of candy.
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/05/may-the-4th-be-with-you-could-han-shoot-second/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Index+3+%28Top+Stories+2%29%29
Even though I’ve never actually seen any of the original Star Wars movies, I’d like to take this moment to re-post some Steve Winwood Star Wars photoshops.
I’ll make some more when I actually watch the films.Fun Fact: Everytime you say “I’ve never actually seen any of the original Star Wars movies”, somewhere in the world, a nerd gets a nosebleed.
Dang, I’ve said that on here before? I thought that was just a thing I said in Videogum chat. You do not want to go in there, unless you want to hear about my third testicle, which is something I would never mention here.
Oh, I didn’t mean you specifically. Nerds get way too many nosebleeds for that.
FUCK, is that where this nosebleed came from? I just thought I’d had too much coffee…
Let’s hope Facetaco never finds out about this.
Free ice cream!
George Lucas loves this day. And every other day. ‘Cause he gets paid.
Plaid shirts don’t pay for themselves.
I have some plaid shirts I’ve been wearing since 1989 that I think would beg to differ.
Shitty prequels sure do!
I will be celebrating with some Dos Equis and Patron shots.
I spent all afternoon talking to my coworkers like Jar Jar Binks. Just a typical Wednesday.
I dont know what context to put this in, but its for all of you! Happy Star Wars Day
