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Well, right. Osama Bin Laden is dead but it’s not like Superman actually flew against the Earth’s rotation so many times that he changed the course of herstory. Also this. (Via FAILblog.)
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Well, someone had to say it.*
FOX NEWS — taking one for the team of nobody.
“Smooth move, Ferguson.”
Yeah, dead sexy.
Oh, man. I called “Cool Dilbert” for my Halloween costume. You’re a hater, Obama.
“Cool Ziggy” is still up for grabs.
If ever a picture were more in need of a “Hey girl…”
I’m assuming this is a quote from Sarah Palin?
No joke, first I heard about it, I walked into a diner and someone yelled, “He killed Obama!” Which led to some screaming and then laughing once it was cleared up.
Haha, that’s a typo, right? Pretty sure they mean “BREAKING NEWS: Bruce Willis Was Dead The Whole Time.”
“breaking news: That little orphan girl was actually a creepy murderous adult from Eastern Europe”
Breaking News: Vader father of the Jedi’s last hope
Retraction: There is another.
BREAKING NEWS: She’s a man, baby!
Einhorn IS Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn!
I was watching the news on al-Jazeera and it was baffling the number of times the AL-JAZEERA news lady called Osama Obama, and not just Obama bin Laden or similar conflation, at one point she said “US President Osama is announcing the death of Obama… of… announcing the death of Barack Hussein Obama….”
Come on guys, Fux Yews just had a Freudian slip, it could happen to anyone!
9/11 really was an inside job.
This is what I saw last night when I was flipping channels. I thought Usama must be Osama’s brother and got pretty confused as to what the ruckus was about.
This is our centuries “Let’s eat Grandma” vs. “Let’s eat, Grandma” right? Right.
Correction: that should read “our century’s.” Fox News, they really are just like the rest of us!
Seriously why is it always Fox? This guy doesn’t stop at Obama Bin Laden, he goes “Full Fox”, you never go “Full Fox”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMP7Ys57ha4
(don’t know how to post links)
Hey that was easy
“Victory!” – Teapartiers
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUU” – Teapartiers Moments Later
Breaking: Obama bin Laden found by Seals
“I watch you while you sleep” – that creepy seal
He’s like an albino hotdog.
This guy knows what you’re talking about
Come on guys, the S and the B are right next to each other on the keyboar…….oh wait.
‘Don’t say Obama’s dead, don’t say Obama’s dead, don’t say Obama’s dead, “…President Obama is in fact dead…” God damn it!’
Obama Lin Biden is dead?!
Not to throw a wrench in your narrative, but that ain’t Fox News. That’s a local Fox affiliate. Fox 40.
That’s *so* your local Fox affiliate.
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The Final Chapter of { OBAMA. } ~` His Terrorist Connections AND His WorldWide Co-Conspirators, have been REELED – in, Like Fish, on a Fishing line /
Swallowing Hook, Line and Sinker, Deep Throating the entire Pole, up to the Steel Reel.
All of Obama’s Corrupt Political Partners in Washington, have also been REELED in, like an OLD TIME Reel to Reel Movie PROjECTOR.
THEIR eXposure has successfully been Framed and They are NOW `Seen {CAPTURED} UPON the Screen, eXposed and Snared in the VERY OWN TRAPS, that
they Themselves had set for YOU- [ The Prey ] The American Citizens.
These traitors, have FALLEN Head-Long, Down into the very SAME eXact Pits, that THEY themselves HAD dug for YOU, { the Game ]\ American Citizens.
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the very Jaws that they had Sprung for YOU, The American Citizens.
Their Ropes and Lines of DECEPTION, TREASON and FRAUD, that They had Drawn, Planted, eXtended and INTENDED to Hang and Trip Up YOUR Freedoms {
YOU The American Patriots / Great Sons and Daughters of Liberity } These Ropes, Have ALL been Un Tied, Unravled and Unstrung.
You MUST continue A Peaceful Resistance. You MUSt Maintain a POSITIVE, AGGRESSIVE, firm Focus on the Facts and Truth /\ as WE Stand by OUR
convictions and NEVER Fall or Surrender to this mob of Traitors :
In Fact, THE ONLY THING in America – that was trully Needing`“ CHANGE ” ! Was Barry or Barack Hussein OR, .Soetoro OR….Obama the JR. l. or
II. ………… HIMSELF. !
Obama, has MADE every criminal CHANGE to his reality that is possible, to Disguise his NAME with many LIES and Forgeries, With multiple FAKE Social
Security numbers for his entire adult life.
ALL eXXXposed. ! ` And Americans are NOT Impressed with his Network of Degenerate Thieves, Terrorists and RIPP OFF SCAMMERS and Cons, all PARADING
and Masquerading as Crack Heroes.
Obama {the Fraud} Then HOPED and CHANGED himself into becoming the first CRACK HEAD President in History.
Incorporating the criminal template / master-plan of his Entire Life, into CHANGE for the UNITED STATES Herself.
The Model ? Was HIS very own Dispicable, Unethical, Cowardly and Dishonorable – IMAGE.
Barack Hussein Obama II ~( Who HATES American Values ) who is A ” SELF PROCLAIMED Religious and Political Enemy” ~0f ALL Responsible, Morally
Conscious and HARD WORKING Americans.
…The UN~CHANGEABLE, Cowardly, Fraud, has done His VERY BEST to Inspire His Degenerate MOb to VIOLENCE.
LITERALLY, Saying ………To his supporters.Saying “Get ready for HAND-to-HAND Combat with your Fellow Americans ! !
“I want all Americans to get in each others faces !– ^ Obama `Demands !
“You bring a KNIFE to a fight pal, we’ll bring a GUN” – ! **
THESE ARE OBAMAS very OWN WORDS.. “We talk To these folks…~ / so I know whose A*$ to KICK.“ALSO` Shouting THAT Republican victory would
mean~“Hand to Hand combat” !
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