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Good news, guys: you can finally delete those “kidz bop single ladies” google alerts. Waiting is the best sauce? Gross. Also, you were waiting for this? Gross. But also: sauce. Gross. IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE! GO TO JAIL! YOU’RE ARRESTED!
What is even going on here?! IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT AN AMBER ALERT ON IT! IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A CHRIS HANSEN IN A GILLY SUIT TACKLING YOU IN THE DRIVEWAY ON IT. Go to your room, everyone.
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Before you put a ring on it, you better make sure you have a job, fellas.
Why do kidz insist on pronouncing everything perfectly?
DANCE PARTY!!!
At first I was like:
But then I was like:
Hey kids, this song sounds even better in the back of my panel van.
Oh what, this van?
Kreiger-san! You promised!
That van is like, rolling probable cause.
The only thing better than this song? CANDY!!!
Also, finding lost puppies.
Also, let us just be thankful they there’s no Kidz Bop version of “What’s Your Fantasy”
“How Many Licks” too…
This was not supposed to leave the compound grounds.
Was this posted in honor of Werttrew becoming a Dad?
I hope all the Katy Perry they’ve been piping into Mrs. Trew’s womb will pay off in Kidz Bop money later on!
That’s a joke right? Please tell me that’s a joke.
If you like it put a ring pop on it.
That one girl definitely had ring pop on her finger…SEE…it’s ok b/c when Kidz Bop remixes a song about female allure in the club it’s about candy!
This guy liked it:
Then he should have put a ring on it.
I never realized until now this song was about sister wives.
“Cluuuuub saaaaauce…” – GOB Bluth
Gabe, the other monsters and I were talking, and we’ve had enough of you bullying us with terrible and inappropriate videos. It makes us feel uncomfortable, it isn’t cool, and we’re not going to take it anymore.
“YEAH!”
OR, guys, we could ignore this and watch Brittany the Perfect dance with Beyonce instead. That’s my plan: http://youtu.be/0Didk4cGPh0
Single Babies?
#godirectlytojaildonotpassgo
“This is not funny. These young girls are somebody’s daughters. Not a fan at all.”–Mr. Coconuts
I would bet a hundred quatloos this photo was taken at a Jimmy Buffett concert.
More like Kidz Stop! #amirite
Weren’t they on Nickelodeon’s early-90s dance-show hit, Roundhouse? People remember the Roundhouse, right?
Stop dipping kids…. SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL THESE CHILDREN TO STOP DIPPING!!!!
They already disembodied heads and arms for you, van creepers. Seriously, what’s with all the white?
If there are still any cultural differences left between you Americans and us Europeans (and Europeans among each other duh, it’s not a country), I think this might be one of them. I often see people declaring that they’re going to hell, or should go to jail, for offenses that I don’t see anything wrong with. Photoshop bunny ears on a nun: definitely going to hell. Make a joke about sex or death: hell. I understand that they usually don’t mean it literally, but still I feel I should tell you: it’s okay. You’re not horrible, and there is no hell. And you don’t go to jail for watching some kids dance and lip-sync to a popular song that, as far as I can tell, is not about sex, and where the dance moves and clothes are not particularly sexual compared to the rest of popular culture that kids are exposed to daily. Or am I missing something? I could easily be missing something. It might be cultural.
Whoops #seriousgum, tl;dr etcetera. Might be the hangover talking. Early Queen’s day celebrations over here.
I think you’re missing what makes this blog gr8, which is the hilarious exaggeration about EVERYTHING. gabe is like a caricature of a particularly grumpy old man.
Sure, but I still don’t get it. Why jail? What is it about this clip that suggests anything, I don’t know, sexual? Is it about that? The song is about marriage, right? And rings? And again, the dancing, the everything, what is wrong with it, other than that we didn’t really need it?
Also, more generally, although I realize that not all Americans do it all the time, I have never heard a Dutchman say they’re going to hell for something (which Gabe didn’t say, I know). So I’m guessing it’s cultural. You know, like the rule that you should never, ever suggest anything remotely negative about America on the internet. Although I really do appreciate the gr8tness of this blog, because anywhere else I would have gotten a lot more flak than just a very reasonable reply and minor downvotes. I think.
Hey wait, did I blow my chance at a Lowest Rated? Well there goes my EGOT.