This trailer for The High Cost of Living is suffering from a serious case of Zach Braff Face.
More like Zach BARF, amirite?!
I nominate The High Cost of Living for WMOAT.
Making anyone watch this seems like a war crime.
This may be the funniest line I’ve read in a film synopsis:
“He is a drug dealer because he is good at it.”
Well done, High Cost of Living, well done.
I hope the answer to the question of “whether the high cost of living is worth the price” is “no.”
I’m a little tired this morning, so help me out: where’s the food in this one?
Zach Braff Open Face Sandwich.
I think there was carrots and celery in there somewhere. I noticed them because they were similar to the carrots and celery this trailer made me want to stick deep in my ears.
More like, “The High Cost of Weepy Indie Folk Vinyls.”
Am I right, white people?
I don’t know, prices have come down a bit lately. And with the free digital downloads many record companies offer with purchase of vinyl, you actually get a good deal for the money.
It’s funny because Zach was probably High when he hit that lady, so they put a pun in the title, which is funny, ya see.
The audience can see the emotional suffering of the character based on the number of dishes that aren’t clean and number of shirts that aren’t being worn.
And the number of beer bottles.
+5 for not complicating the lives of America’s sad young white college-educated men with unrealistic body image issues.
And the giant Summer’s Eve left in the kitchen.
But where is the empty pizza box? I mean he’s too lazy to clean, but he cooked something that involved using a spatula? Just order a pizza, Zach Braff.
This picture is entitled “We Get It.”
Bounce 2: Bounce It Higher.
Zach Braff is looking real Bouncy these days.
I hate that I love the Braff and can’t stop. Please help me.
Can we get a list of the vainest people who are ugly despite their vanity? Zach Braff is of course at the top of the list, but who else is incredibly vain while also being ugly as well as terrible?
well…. your beard does wrap around your entire head like the front of the hood of a sweatshirt with no back of the hood…
OHHH you meant VAIN, my B
Dear God that was awful. Just awful.
Don’t tease me about my hobbies, Zach Braff. I don’t tease you about being an asshole.
Susan St. James seems to know how to solve the Zach Braff problem.
So, when is someone gonna make a gif of him hitting that woman in his car so we can all be like “BOOM, SHE GOT BRAFF’D!”
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