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When mom brought the new Old Spice guy around, we weren’t buying it. Sure, he called us “Chief” and mussed with our hair and said things like, “Have you ever ridden on a motorcycle before? Would you like to?” and then mom would put up some kind of weak protest and he’d laugh and say “Oh come on, it’s safe enough. Let the boy have some fun.” But we weren’t buying it. All through dinner at the mid-priced restaurant where new Old Spice guy said we were even allowed to order appetizers, which mom NEVER let us order appetizers, it was still just like “what are you trying to do here, new Old Spice guy? What’s the end game?” We were suspicious. And we were right to be suspicious. Because new Old Spice guy didn’t go away like the others. He stuck around. He sat on our furniture. Mom brought him snacks while he hogged the TV. She said it was important for children to have an Old Spice guy in the house. Says you, mom. We hear the two of you at night, “deodorizing.” We’re halfway through our second quarter of Health, OK?! He just better not ever try and boss us around or else you’ll see.
You can’t tell us what to do, new Old Spice guy. You’re not our dad. Isaah Mustafa is our dad!
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Why is New Daddy wearing a shirt?
Why is New Daddy wrestling with mommy? Is he hurting her??
She said they were having a tickle fight, but I don’t know. They were saying the f-word and awful lot.
I was so pleased with that comment until I saw the typo. I hope New Daddy doesn’t find out, or I’m in big trouble.
Why were they wrestling naked? New Daddy said it was some sort of homage to the ancient Greeks but I don’t know what that means.
Because he doesn’t have the upper body build of Old Daddy. To compensate, he just exposes his giant bone.
Does this mean we get two Christmases?
the commercial would have been better if they had a new generic white male spokesman after each previous one died, or does Old Spice make me invincible? I smell a lawsuit. (lawsuits smell like peaches)
Real men get eaten by piranhas. Be a real man.
A real man with no legs or man parts. Just fish-nibbled bones.
Don’t worry, Gabe. I bought you a DVD that I thought might inspire you.
Wait, which man is the man my man* could smell like? So confused.
*Also, “my man?” I guess I’m confused about a lot of things.
Don’t be like that, Franky, you’ll find true love eventually!
Whatever. I know who my tv commercial dad will always be…
If I saw a half man half skeleton walking out the woods the last thing I would want to do is smell it.
That’s where you and I are very different people.
That is probably also why you are alive and I am an undead immortal horror haunting the dreams of the innocent (what? I DO have a day job, you know.)
I imagine he would smell of bone(r), or hey at least one of us would.
Well, have it your way, but you’re missing out on a full life.
Isaiah Mustafa, why have you abandoned and left us with this immortal monster?!?!
Someone has to be in the new Tyler Perry movie, he actually is in that movie, why Isaiah, why do you hate us?
http://tinypic.com/r/a4wlc6/7
Cake for dinner, don’t tell your mom.
That was so cheesy. I yelled out “look! they’re bonding!” at my TV.
Weekend Dad says all sorts of silly things about mom and New Old Spice Man. Sometime he uses the B word and gets really mad.
cool video some of my fondness is that old old spice dad and my mom met at b,lack.w.hite y o u n g b l a c k s p o k e s m a n m e e t o l d e r w h i t e m o m s dot com. they really hit it off its the perfec place for superhero-physiqued spokesmen with demon-reality-shifting powers to meet sixty-year-old single mothers.
jk parents still together #ohaidadwhoneverreadsvideogum
Love that the blank facebook icon (on my end at least, trying to fix) makes this look like gen-u-wine spam.
I challenge New Old Spice Guy to a Wrestling of Arms!
Well it was fun while it lasted. Bye Isaah Mustafa! Now I can go back to not giving a crap about Old Spice.
Isaiah Mustafa : this guy :: Sean Connery : George Lazenby
I want to give this guy a chance, but its gonna be an uphill battle.
I always wanted my deodorant named after track one of the Top Gun soundtrack.
Racist.
Hey guys, I don’t trust new dad’s facial hair.
Your new dad looks like my old dad. Your mom is a whore.
Sideshow Mel voice: “THAT MAN IS HALF SKELETON!!!!”
I saw this days ago on:
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