A++!!!!! Would do business with seller again!!!! (Thanks for the tip, Jeffrey.)
AGAIN with the Yankees? Rest your case already, Gabe!
My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is 12 years older than me, lol. We met online at A’geM’ing’le. com The premiere online community for older women seek younger men or older men seek younger women to meet and share your interests. Ever feel that you would best enjoy someone who is not in your age group? Leave behind the other general dating sites out there and try us.
That kid can really wax nostalgic about all the candles he bought.
None of the other comments hold a candle to this one.
It gets better.
We should all be so lucky.
I kind of wish BBW Haul meant that he had gotten a lot of overweight ladies and not a candle from Bath and Body Works
That threw me off, too. I am not interested in knowing about a little kid with a fetish for large ladies. Or any other fetish, for that matter. And while we’re at it, why would a kid have already developed a fetish? I think at that age all I needed to get excited was breasts, or the suggestion of possible future breasts. It took me years to get to where I needed scotch-guarded plaid fabric to achieve orgasm.
At least it’s a convenient fetish; the mess should be easy enough to clean away.
I guess Ashton hasn’t yet made any PSAs discouraging women from buying boys, so this kid had better watch out.
I dunno, I think the whole thing went pretty much as well as it could go.
I’m sure he’s only pretending to be into candles so he can fit in.
Well this makes sense. I just looked at his profile and it turns out his dad is a butcher and his mom is a baker.
BOOM! SECOND VG TIP!
Indeed. Congrats Jeffrey Scott McWhorter, at least according to your email signature.
thanks that one.
Hey mom can we go to the mall again?
Sure honey, you want to go to Game Stop, please say you want to go to Game Stop
No mom, don’t be silly, I want to buy candles and talk about them online
Sigh, you know I’ll love you no matter what but I’m worried about you
PRO TIP: If you burn the Wedding Day scented Yankee Candle at the same time as a Soft Blanket scented candle, it will cause any nearby Cherry scented candles to break.
This kid and the food reviewer would make the best couple, I’m not even kidding.
You just know in high school, they are going to find each other and laugh about their old videos they made online and become fast friends. Then they’ll go on a few dates and have fun, then kiss good night, then run home to make videos about candles and food, respectively. *sigh* Young love…
Make that movie that DirtySpaceNews pitched except change the gender of one of the protagonists and also make it so their internet reviews were about Pepsi and Nike
And it seems to me
He really likes
The Yankee candles in the den
Where to go first
When new scents are in…
I would’ve liked to have known you
Ah, but you were just a vid…
Your candle burned out long before
Your passions ever did.
Just wait until he discovers incense.
Just wait until he discovers fruit gushers.
There is likely as much wax in a fruit gusher as a yankee candle.
Looks like we’ve got a burner
Typical high school burnout.
We should all have been so lucky as to be so unabashedly in touch with what made us happy at that age.
whoops. sorry about above.
I’m so thankful to have had my Smell-o-Vision installed BEFORE this video was posted. When he tipped the Lavender Vanilla tumbler in my direction I could actually smell it. Deeee-lish.
I admire this kid’s love and dedication for his chosen interest in candles. They do smell nice and the light that emitted is very pleasant and soothing. But I really hope someone introduces him to porn really soon. For the sake of humanity.
I like it.
Smells Like Teen Rejection
But, seriously, after killing Hitler I give my time machine to this kid so he doesn’t have to face the next decade and can go straight to heading up the B&BW development department.
seriousgum for a sec: the daily what posted earlier today about a j.crew add where a little boy has his toenails painted by his mom. it linked to a fox news article where the”psychologist” claimed that this represented the downfall of society because it broke down gender norms or whatever. for some reason I decided to read the article comments and they made me very sad.
so, thank you, monsters for making me a little happier by not making absolutely rude and terrible comments about this little boy and his love for scented candles. i’m glad you guys exist.
I know! Once in awhile I will read the articles and then the comments on a site like CNN and it is REALLY scary out there. Thank you everyone here for being nice and smart – apparently that is a tough combination for most (and FUNNY, too)!!!
While I was watching this video I kept thinking what a sweet, articulate kid he is and how cool it is that he really enjoys those candles.
I totally agree. I’m so glad that most of the YouTube comments have been encouraging… although that may be because the rude ones are pending approval. I like this kid way more than the fruit gushers kid, and I really hope he doesn’t get discouraged and keeps doin his thang so that when true Smell-O-Vision becomes a reality, we can all sniff those candles along with him.
Although to be honest, I unconsciously took a sniff when he held out the lavender vanilla one to the camera. He was that engaging.
I work at preschool/kindergarten and there is a little boy who sometimes has his nails painted pink or red and I always make a point when I notice to tell him they look great because I am worried that other people/kids will make fun of him
I also browsed some of the comments on that story. My favorite would be this one:
“jeff081 2 hours ago
Let’s see what his friends and schoolmates call him after seeing the ad.”
Right?! Because, I mean, forget Highlights Magazine – the first periodical my kindergarten student subscribes to is most always the J. Crew catalog.
For the record bbw are my real initials.
am i the only one who watches tosh.0??
19 upvotes for a one-word post. This is the most I’ve ever received. Less IS more.
one time I watched it, and afterwards I had to sit down and talk to a Fox News psychologist about how it made me feel
I had never really considered my postition on Slatkin & Co lids before, but you know what? I do love them! You learn something new every day, you know?
I have that Fresh Bamboo candle by Slatkin & Co…the lid IS awesome.
My very first thought upon seeing the heading of this post was – oh man I bet someone has already made a joke about how teenage boys (is he a teen? or is he like 5? I cannot tell kids ages at all) should not be buying yankee candles and then posting internet videos about it, they should be watching internet videos and ‘yanking’ their ‘candles’ about it – get it, because like…puberty and stuff
But then I read the comments and no one had and I felt like a total pervert for thinking that. True story.
I guess part of growing up these days must involve putting up embarrassing videos of yourself on the internet. I’m glad youtube didn’t exist when I was in middle school because I would probably have been putting up similarly embarrassing videos (not necessarily involving candles).
I’m just trying to imagine spending $25 on a candle.
Kids these days. It’s all rap music and scented candles.
When does Numa Numa start playing?
For about nine Christmases in a row, I* bought my godmother MacIntosh-scented Yankee candles and she graciously accepted them time after time. So I can identify with his kid’s poor investments.
*”I” meaning my parents because I didn’t have a source of income to spend on scented wax when I was in elementary school.
Can we talk about how even AFTER a bogo deal this kid spent 50$ on candles in one day, not counting whatever he spent on the wax trimmer although scissors will clearly do the job just as well? gooooooooodness. Wish I had that kinda disposable income.
where is he getting the money to spend almost $100 on candles?!
but … that was an adorable candle review. probably the most adorable candle review i’ve ever seen.
This kid’s 12th birthday is going to be a Longerberger Basket Party.
I am pleasantly surprised that many of the comments on youtube are also positive! My hope for humanity has been temporarily re-instilled…
This is the best thing you’ve ever posted.
I think the quality of the candles can be seen more in what he does with them, and less in what he says about them. For example, you’ll notice he can’t help but sneak a quick sniff even when he’s supposed to be showing us how the wick cutter works. Only a truly fantastic candle could elicit behavior like that.
This kid really knows what he’s talking about. Smelling cupcakes really don’t make you gain weight… and I’m a Jar Guy too, maybe I should try a tumbler, the two wicks will no doubt bring out the scent.
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