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Good review. Very critical. In conclusion: he would buy Fruit Gushers. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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Fruit Gushers: Well-loved.
Also: This kid calls himself Thefoodreviewer and apparently has a Youtube channel where he reviews food, yes, but it seems to be only junk food?
http://www.youtube.com/user/Thefoodreviewer
“IT’S FOR MY JOB, MOM”
Yeah, this comment is definitely a buy!
The 4-minute Ellios Pizza Review is a thing of wonder.
I’m pretty sure he’s high for that review.
You know, I would love nothing more than to relentlessly mock him for this, but I won’t because I’m sitting at my computer eating out of a 1/4lb bag of candy that, only 2 days ago, weighed in at 5lbs.
The irony is not lost on me.
I would go with Well-liked. If he loved them, he would have gushed about how good they were.
I like how when I saw the kid and the headline, my first thought was “werttrew tip”.
http://ta.gg/3vu
hello this website is re-opened
It has some good things welcome to our website go shopping
So I’ve taken a poll of what we all think of the new commenting system.
Damn it, Winwood.
It’s over, guys! We made it!
…Bright, bright, sunshiney day!
I just returned from real life. What did I miss? THUMB-GATE 2011??!?!
I’m confused…everything looks the same to me.
Is this kid Andy Kaufman?
No, he’s Roger Ebert. But for fruit snacks. Can’t you read?!
I’ve always enjoyed how they specify that they’re FRUIT gushers. As if to differentiate them from the similar Vegetable Gushers and Meat Gushers.
I think it’s just that they don’t want to feel left out amongst their fruit snacks and fruit roll up friends
Also, have you heard of my new band, Meat Gushers?
The Alt-80s Sex Rock duo? Yes, you guys are the best!
Oh, man. That is her favorite band.
I like your new band name and would like to invite you to open for my band, the Cheesy Blasters.
You guys can get on the bill with my punk band, Moshmellow Slammich.
Actually, if you do a Google image search for “gushers” you get a lot of….non-fruit stuff.
“Tomorrow on ‘Food Review:’ Cobb Salad.
JUST KIDDING. Tomorrow it’s :
Just looking at that…my heart just stopped a little.
WHAT?! I thought this was an excellent photoshop job, but google has confirmed that they exist, gross.
I’d kick in $1 to get this kid to post a review of these babies.
#TWFTT
Pancake on a stick! Classic Sonic–breakfast corndog, basically. My high school boyfriend’s favorite “restaurant” was Sonic so I’ve got that going for me.
I don’t care what anyone says, the intrigued “ooh!” sound he makes after eating the first gusher cements TheFoodReviewer in my heart forever. Like, he forgot just precisely what gushers taste like and that first bite is so GENUINELY EXCITING! I wish I had his enthusiasm.
TheFoodReviewer has yet to lose his sense of wonder, unlike so many monsters here.
I half expected him to start giggling like the pillsbury doughboy or something after that ‘ooh’.
I know that this is a sentiment that shows my age, but boy oh boy, every once in awhile I am reminded how glad I am that the Internet didn’t exist when I was a teenager. EEEEK! Of course, my generation will be the last to ever feel this way, because people who did grow up with the Internet can’t possibly imagine the world being any different. I suppose the out-moded nature of this particular gratitude suggests disuse of gratitude in general, as we all follow our natural evolution towards becoming PURE ENERGY. Enjoy it. I won’t be there, of course. I will be dead. For this, too, I am grateful. SUPERPOKE!
MAKE YOUR BED! – Dad
BRUSH THOSE TEETH AFTER YOUR GUSHERS BREAKFAST! – Other Dad
I feel like I just watched a larger kid eat gushers.
As a side note: How did it take me this long to realize that updates come every hour on the half-hour?
What what WHAT!!?? My head is in the yogurt cup. I never realized it either.
I thought Augustus Gloop was more of a chocolate man.
See, I actually thought this was the kid from “Bad Santa,” Thurman Merman to be exact. He looks like he’s doing well and I’m happy about that. Success has helped him appreciate the little things, if anything.
I have no problems with this. Me and Gushers are square. Just don’t let him frost his tips or wear stupid shades at all times.
But Gushers are hexagons. Am I going to get into a Gushers:square::Fig Newtons:cookie debate again?
I’m surprised he can eat after getting stung by what looks like 10,000 bees.
Are we sure this isn’t Tom Colicchio’s child? Seems they have similar palates and insight into food.
Now that we have The Food Reviewers opinion about Fruit Gushers, I’d like to hear from the tiny person controlling him from inside.
“Someday I hope a kid will film himself eating a fruit gusher for millions to see so that children everywhere can simultaneously experience artificial fruit juices gushing into their mouths.” – The inventor of Fruit Gushers, I think.
I thought that was going to be attributed to his parents while they sat dreaming who their offspring would be.
The “Diet Coke in a can” review is equally captivating.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr7VXt8IyzY&feature=player_embedded
I hate this
This describes perfectly my most recent dinner at El Bulli
Lawblog, I want you to know that despite the low number of upvotes (for now), this is a brilliant and noteworthy comment. I hesitate to overuse the word, but I have no qualms about calling this comment genius.
But really lawblog, have you been to El Bulli?! Cause if so, jealous!
Thank you, Babs. And no, I have not been to El Bulli, unfortunately. Although I have been to comerç 24, which is run by one of Adria’s disciples so… almost?
The Girl Scout Cookie review is terrifying (but accurate):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXhEQcRQSJ8
where are the parents? in my day, fat kids (i.e. me) hid in shame like they should, etc etc get off my lawn…
I’m mildly discomforted by his awkward profanity.
and the faint chomping noise a moment before he takes a bite. It almost sounds like it was added later on.
Yeah, people who swear but don’t know how to do so make me uncomfortable.
Also, the shirt he is wearing in this review brings me great shame.
Is it just me or does he seem to only review things he’s already had? Or he’s only reviewing things people have a pretty good grasp of? It’s like reviewing air. AGAIN.
Oh, my! Why is the food reviewer cursing at me? What did I do?
Ooh I don’t care for this. I much prefer when he’s dipping Chips Ahoy in frosting. It’s much less “angry crack addict” and more “kid puts fun foods together!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQPYrYUl4mQ&feature=related
“Fruit Gushers Can Never Be Art”
- Roger Ebert But For Fruit Snacks
“Fruit Gushers can never be food”
-me and probably many scientists
Sadly, you know he consumes at least three more packets.
if you want, you can interpret the accidental large size of this jpeg as some kind of intentional fat joke
He’ll find his calling in life when he eventually helps many with his diabetes medicine reviews.
Fuck this noise. You ever open up a pouch of gushers and enjoy them without having to first dislodge them from the fruity tumor that they ALWAYS FORM by binding together? No, because that doesn’t happen.
This kid’s a hack. I hate this kid. His favorite star wars is the one with the guy from heroes, and he only wears jean shorts, never pants, even in the winter. He’s not even old enough to vote. If he did, he’d vote for the political party with the turtle, you know the one.
I love this kid. My heart goes out to him forever. I want to be his friend. And I am sincere.
Me too. I like the Mountain Dew diet review where he says that Justin Dickson requested that he review it and then giggles after he says the last name.
I have a confession to make. I am a 20 year old college student, and I eat these things like it’s going out of style. I’ll see myself out…
He takes requests? I can so feel a Videogum Everywhere coming on….
I’m thinking we go with celery.
He needs to review an apple or something.
That said, I love this kid. I wish him only the best from life and watching him review those delicious sweets made my heart swell. He’s clearly sweet and bright. I just want to grab him and tell him that everything is going to be ok.
Or is that just me?
When I was in college, we had to fill out course evaluation forms at the end of the semester for every class we took. (Does every school do this?) So on the form there was a section where you could leave your personal suggestions for how to improve the class. This is what always I wrote–every single time, for the whole three years I was there–in the suggestion section: Bring more snacks. Us kids especially love Gushers and Toaster Strudels.
Morgan Spurlock couldn’t make it a month, and what is this kid, like 11?
What’s his stance on Fruit by the Foot?
He just posted a thank you video to Tosh.0 for getting him so many views after they reblogged this over there. Wheres the werttrew and VG love kid!?!?!