Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 by 139 Comments

Oh boy, you guys. Now THIS is a Party Game. I know the Party Games have been kind of thin lately, but hey, some PARTIES are thin, you know what I mean? But this Party Game is…well, thick, I guess? It’s a good one! You will see. There is lots of room for USING YOUR IMAGINATION! Good thing you got that imagineering degree! Anyway, a game this good demands a party of commensurate quality, and as luck would have it, we’re having one tomorrow! (OK, that is your final friendly reminder. Very friendly. Very final.) To the Gaming Arena!

  • “About the ending: maybe 9/11 was all just a hobo’s dream?” #HollywoodPostItNote
  • “Perhaps instead of the retard teaching the jaded businessman how to love again on a road trip, they have a threesome.” #HollywoodPostItNote
  • “Fire Lloyd. Rehire Lloyd.” #HollywoodPostItNote

    • Everyone’s playing!

  • @PattonOswalt: “Give @LenaDunham notes on her PUNISHER re-boot script. Pay pool cleaner.” #HollywoodPostItNote
  • @JonDaly: “Pixar Pitch – “Buildings” – Mom building dies pg.10″ #HollywoodPostItNote
  • @TimCarvell: “Kangaroo Court: basketball team hires marsupial” #HollywoodPostItNote

    • A minute to learn, a lifetime to master. (New idea: Othello board game as movie? As way to discuss historic election of Barack Obama?)

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    Comments (139)
    1. werttrew  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +18

      Reality show–> Glee meets Jersey Shore = “This is How Guido.” Pick up suitcase of cocaine from babysitter.

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    2. topknot  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +11

      “James Franco goes to bed, is even more productive in dreams”

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      • badideajeans  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +14

        “Dennis Quaid is put in a tiny spaceship and is injected into James Franco. There he discovers a litter of tiny Shiba Inus at the control center of James Franco’s brain. Each dog has its own personality like ‘Space Buddies’ as is seen by their outfits. Dennis Quaid decides to move in too. James Franco starts talking to his dad (also played by James Franco, but with a mustache) on an old timey radio and together they solve crimes… with fiction!”

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        • badideajeans  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +9

          There is a litter of James Francos — each with separate personalities like “Space Buddies” — and they all go to a different grad school.

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    3. Ian  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      Sally Ride is a talking dog, in space

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    4. Ian  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +10

      Rapping zombie vampire

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    5. Superglue  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      For daughter’s 3rd birthday party: Cocaine and strippers Pinata full of mini bottles of Goldschlager, funfetti cake. #HollywoodPostItNote

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    6. jawnofthedead  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +13

      “Less character development. More T&A and explosions.”

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    7. Ian  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +32

      Katherine Heigl, journalist, Jake Gyllenhaal, senator

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    8. Dusky Panther  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +23

      An overweight hero unlucky in love, Kevin James IS Karl Rove. Oliver Stone directs?

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    9. topknot  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +37

      Grey’s Anatomy + Twilight >>> Dr. Acula?

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    10. Brian the Astronaut  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +6

      Radioactive Purell factory “blob” re-boot. Metaphor for our fear of germs and product placement coup. #hollywoodpostitnote

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    11. pop ramblings  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +4

      Penthouse for Cats. Hotel for Dogs- Dogs+Cats= $$$. Do we pull Marley?

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    12. Frank Lloyd Wrong  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +54

      I wrote these last night, so bear with me Twitter followers:

      There is no script that the addition of a jive-talkin’ animated sidekick can’t fix.
      Can we work a Burger King integration into this holocaust movie?
      The Wire: The Videogame? Who has the rights? HBO? Could Rockstar develop? Need more coke.
      Young Gerald Ford starring Shia Labeouf? Has potential.
      Alien franchise set in a space college. Alienz. Smash Mouth does the theme.
      Can Pixar animate a fart?
      Legally televise an execution. Meredith Viera could host.
      An American remake of Oldboy, but with kids in all the roles like Bugsy Malone. Musical?
      IKEA: The Movie.
      A movie like You, Me and Dupree, except set during caveman times. “Dupree” is a dinosaur, maybe?
      Just throwing this out there. Oceans 14?
      Trainspotting, except they are Chocoholics.
      Check in with Seltzer and Friedberg on spec script for Dogme 95 parody movie.

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      • librariansti  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +2

        Oh god, an American remake of Oldboy with kids? My soul just shriveled up.

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      • cakeordeath  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +10

        Here are mine from last night’s Twitter as well:

        Return Katzenberg’s call re: Scratch-N-Sniff movie screens.

        Larry’s blow connect: 310-239-5988

        Johnny Depp IS Osama Bin Laden.

        Who DOESN’T want to watch Jim Carrey infiltrate Al Queda using a stick of butter?!

        Just throwing this out there. Pirates 4?

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    13. the whatever  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +13

      “He spins the top, then blackout…..people will bitch about it for months.”

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    14. R2D2, Esq.  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      “Monic Lewinsky. Dancing Itos.” #JayLenoPostItNote

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    15. topknot  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +5

      Search for new Aflac Duck Doc? Michael Moore available?

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    16. lilbobbytables  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +18

      Harold and Maude remake casting choices – Daniel Craig and Emma Stone?

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    17. Ian  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +5

      Kevin James, janitor, imaginary talking dog

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    18. Baby Friday  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +40

      Twist the ending. #MNightShaymalanPostItNote

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    19. fozzy the chair  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +55

      I work in Hollywood. Here are the post-it notes at my desk.

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    20. chris  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +27

      “Apocalypse AGAIN?”

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    21. the whatever  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      Call our inside man at Pixar and see what they’re working on, we need to make another animated film soon and they seem to do well….
      -Dreamworks Animation

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    22. jawnofthedead  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +10

      Gwyneth Paltrow is…. Mother Teresa.

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    23. Ian  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +11

      James Franco is Harvey, dual roles-can he fit in rabbit costume?

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    24. tiredandwired  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      “Ed Hardee – Restaurant owner considers move into fashion industry”

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    25. Baby Friday  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +5

      Back From the Wind to the Future!

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    26. pop ramblings  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +8

      Expose on the dirty underbelly of Pogs. Possible Titles: “Slammers”? “Playing for Keeps”?

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    27. whoatom101  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +24

      White guy and black guy switch bodies. Rob Schnieder is the black guy?

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    28. whoatom101  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      Global warming winter action movie. Must have icicle death scene.

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    29. Brian the Astronaut  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      “Paul Reiser as a washed up actor fifteen years after a successful sitcom” #hollywoodpostitnotes

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    30. jawnofthedead  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +25

      Call Tom Hanks. Ask him to explain his son.

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    31. Polythene Pam  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +33

      “Find out if Natalie will have her baby on camera. Tarantino won’t stop calling” #HollywoodPostItNote

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    32. Baby Friday  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +2

      Gasping for Air: Fish out of water drama?

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    33. R2D2, Esq.  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +13

      “FX has the cookies the cookies.” #HollywoodPostItNote

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    34. whoatom101  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +6

      Remember to call back M. Night Shyamalan. Says he has brand new script.

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    35. whoa!  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +22

      remake something – in 3d #hollywoodpostit

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    36. tiredandwired  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +11

      “Chips & Salsa – Electronic circuits enslave world through exotic dance”

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    37. Baby Friday  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +3

      Reminder: pick up scripts for recycling.

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    38. mafew  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +23

      Make a movie about post-it notes. Ironic + Meta. Call Charlie Kaufman.

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    39. Jordan Schlansky  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      Kevin Costner + 2012 + Presidential Campaign Poster = Hope Floats 2: Waterier Worldlier

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    40. jawnofthedead  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +17

      Block Nicholas Cage’s phone #.

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    41. whoatom101  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +5

      Nickelodeon wants ideas. Grade-school buddy flick: PB & J? See if JIF and/or Smuckers is interested.

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    42. Herbert's Booty Surprise  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +13

      Eight couples — no real connection — opening scene is about expressing love in the Heathrow Airport. Bill Nighy overacts.

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    43. Brian the Astronaut  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +44

      “Do tweens like Gary Shandling? Find out.” #hollywoodpostitnotes

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    44. monsterbeard  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +8

      Re-release Star Wars with enhanced product integration. Luke loves new Force-flavored Doritos!

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      • hotspur  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +5

        Star Wars Episode 1.5: Tween Rising. HUUUUGE MERCHANDISING POTENTIAL. Bieber as Anakin — to cover years between Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christensen. WILL BE BEST EPISODE YET. script tbd.

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    45. lesigh  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +8

      Big on twitter hollywoodpostits or something – where is this set up? Sounds like CBS- Investigate rights, poss. sitcom? Jr. Agent, new boss, office romance?

      Call my girl, get back to me.

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    46. Baby Friday  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +12

      Gritty reboot of Leave It to Beaver

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    47. Nate Scott!  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +54

      Best friends becoming sex friends is over. What about sex friends becoming best friends? What about worst enemies raping each other? #HollywoodPostItNote

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    48. whoatom101  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +6

      Go thru list of old rom/dram comedies & c if we can redo them by putting T. Perry’s name in front.

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    49. jawnofthedead  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +10

      Attractive young man can’t keep a girlfriend. Ryan Reynolds to star.

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    50. lesigh  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      After we take care of R. Quaid, can something be done about T. Arnold? Schtick’s getting old, needs to STFU, he’s spoiling True Lies/Avatar sequel surprise, Jim’s pissed.

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    51. whoa!  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      newTSN – find Friendster script – make classy, oscary #hollywoodpostit

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    52. Johnnie Walker  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      Hire plumber, fire M. Night Shyamalan.

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    53. dude  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +5

      RE:Script about three singing/dancing black orphans who use reality show to find new parents

      -Find out the availability of Jada Pinkett Smith’s uterus

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    54. checkeredlass  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +9

      Konsider Kassandra Kavanuagh spin-off.

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    55. kittensmash  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +3

      An environmentalist, wildlife themed movie with easy game product placement… Hungry Hungry Hippos?

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    56. lesigh  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +4

      4D – can mktg use it? Talk to legal re: liability. We’re stuck, make something work. Thx!

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    57. Nate Scott!  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +5

      4D? #HollywoodPostItNote

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    58. Jordan Schlansky  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +16

      Find out what someone would REALLY do for a Klondike Bar. Find out what Joe Rogan is doing.

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    59. MikeyObviously  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +10

      Pepper dialogue of untitled spring break movie with “Swag”; Find out what a “Swag” is.

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    60. dude  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +2

      Keeping up with the Kardashians is proving harder than I thought… consider changing name to Slightly Lagging Behind the Kardashians

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    61. Polythene Pam  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +11

      “Michael Bay wants an Oscar. I want my wife to stop fucking the help.” #HollywoodPostItNote

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    62. jessrosecole  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +5

      Bromance with women=WROMANCE, but women only understand/interested in things like love/relationships/chickflicks=WROMANCE+WEDDINGS=BRIDESMAIDS #HollywoodPostItNOte

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    63. Herbert's Booty Surprise  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      Uma Thurman is going to kill someone. What words rhyme with kill?

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    64. topknot  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +3

      BIG EXPLOSIONS!

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    65. Ian  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +8

      How I Met Your Father #HollywoodPostItNote

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    66. waitingforguffman  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +8

      Next year’s Oscar host possibilities:
      Gwyneth + the cast of Glee?
      Franco + Colbert?
      Elton John + Elton John?

      #HollywoodPostItNotes

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    67. badideajeans  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      A shot-by-shot remake of “There Will Be Blood” starring the cast of “Space Buddies.” Call it “There Will Be Fur”

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    68. what what  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +3

      Could the dude who played Bill in Bill and Ted do a Rourke-like comeback?

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    69. topknot  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +8

      Capitalize on Kings Speech: Dyslexic Mayor? CEO with Tourettes? President with Halitosis?

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    70. grinth  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +6

      Chris Brown and Charlie Sheen: Anger Management 2. Could be cops. Lethal Management to Weapon Anger.. Needs a twist. Make it a musical?

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    71. monsterbeard  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +3

      Have we missed the window on oversexualizing Selena Gomez? Look into oversexualizing Selena Gomez.

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    72. Nate Scott!  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +20

      Parody song about ‘Monday’. Tell Leno. (Garfield?) #HollywoodPostItNote

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    73. scotchka  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      Find out son’s favorite toy (ask the nanny?) make movie about that toy.

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      • hotspur  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +5

        Hmmm, I paralleled you below. Great minds, scotchka…

        “Thriller where two people think of same thing — parallel universes or time travel is the cause. Both are after the same girl (President Mila Kunis?) — now true love & the world at stake. Affleck as schotchka, Damon as hotspur, and get Morgan Freeman or Helen Mirrin for gravitas or sexy gravitas.”

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    74. hotspur  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +3

      Geraldine Ferraro biopic — Jennifer Garner as GF — someone kills Mondale, must solve crime.

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    75. scotchka  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +1

      Thor re-imagining?

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    76. hotspur  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +2

      Remake the Cold War, WWII, Vietnam, and racism, but with Arabs. #Republicanswouldwatchthat

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    77. monsterbeard  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +1

      “Additional opportunities for Kevin James to play dimwitted security guard: Subway line? Museum w/ Stiller cameo? Madison Square Garden?”

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    78. hotspur  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +5

      Citizen Sheen — same as Citizen Kane, but “hipper” (sexier and richer). LET’S DO THIS. (Russell Brand as Sheen?)

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    79. digtochina  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 0

      More Explosions, less of that character thing. That is all.

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    80. Bridgey  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +7

      Do Silly Bandz pop out in 3D?

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    81. hotspur  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +6

      Check with 9-year-old (10? 11?) son, see what video game popular this week. Then get Uwe Boll.

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    82. scotchka  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +2

      Pizza party: The Movie? Is Bieber avail?

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    83. scotchka  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +3

      Texting: The Movie? Is Bieber avail?

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    84. That One  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +10

      Resident Evil series ripe for reboot. Instead of zombies, maybe vampires?
      Paranormal Activity series ripe for reboot. Instead of ghosts, maybe vampires?
      Batman ripe for reboot. Instead of Batman, maybe vampires?
      There Will Be Blood ripe for reboot. Instead of oil, maybe vampires?

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    85. Bridgey  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +16

      Can we get Bradley Cooper for the Drew Barrymore’s produced “Women Laughing Alone with Salad” adaptation?

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    86. leon_zee  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +4

      Remake Point Break with talking puppies. Point Woof?

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    87. hotspur  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +3

      Draw classic and/or reviled 1970s low-buj horror title from hat. Reboot as big-buj. Get girl willing to wear wet shirt, get raped. Alt: if puppets, CGI instead. Call art dept, will need posters in poor taste.

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    88. hotspur  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +1

      NO ONE HAS DONE CAR CHASE IN A DECADE+. REBOOT CAR CHASE.

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    89. pickpocket  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +2

      Confused man unravels web of info while punching. Cast Liam Neeson. Call it “Discrete.”

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    90. pickpocket  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +1

      Need screenplay. Check dumpsters?

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    91. capt clown  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +2

      Third move in the Alice In Wonderland series, this time she’s middle-aged and she goes back for a THIRD time… But the movie title is still just “Alice In Wonderland” so no one can tell them apart.

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    92. elefuente  |   Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 +2

      The Anti-Social Network: number of Twitter followers and Facebook friends mysteriously goes down, then up, then down again. Mystery meets intrigue meets rom com. Call Heigl, Timberlake, and an old person. #hollywoodpostitnotes

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    93. Ben Wilson  |   Posted on Apr 9th, 2011 0

      Vampire runs for president.

      ‘The Bite House?’

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