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I LOVE PONY DAY!

Comments (49)
  1. Stay gold, pony day.

  2. Best Pony Day ever.

  3. I’m just so sad that pony day is almost over.

  4. Peepin’ yo’ steeloz = pinnacle of American songwriting.

  5. This day was pwn-y. (Sorry if someone made that joke today already–what am I, a human google search?)

  6. http://heckyeahponiesftw.tumblr.com/
    that’s your tumblr page on pony day

  7. Everything about today was a Pony Day miracle!!

  8. If Xander from Buffy was a Guido he would look exactly like this.

  9. I know the song is pretty dumb, but I am really inspired by how this guy lives every day like it’s Pony Day.

  10. This is amazing. No sarcast-o.

  11. This version sounds so… sad. So dark. Just like Emo Pony’s heart.

  12. “This guy’s a big pony.” -Olden Caulfield

    • Oh, I hope this gets all the laughs that it deserves.

    • “Don’t ever tell any pony anything. If you do, you start missing every pony.”

    • “When you’re not looking, somebody’ll sneak up and write ‘Happy Pony Day’ right under your nose.”

    • “Well, they trot into a hole where there’s a lot of bananas. They’re very ordinary-looking ponies when they trot in. But once they get in, they behave like pigs. Why, I’ve known some bananaponies to trot into a banana hole and eat as many as seventy-eight bananas. Naturally, after that they’re so fat they can’t get out of the hole again. Can’t fit through the door.”

  13. I never realized Ginuwine was stating he was “hung like a pony,” that’s honesty that you just need to appreciate from 90s R&B.

  14. i went to college with this dude! he’s a nice guy, but definitely the fraternity guy with the guitar at the after party…although back then it was all DMB. Thank god he moved on to something with more substance.

    • i’d really like to think this guy is actually a nice guy. I’m glad you have cool memories of him.

      cause I think he might be the most embarrassing human ever, and that’s kind of sad for him.

  15. I’m worried about Henry Rollins, you guys.

  16. Well, everyone. I certainly hope you enjoyed our first experiment in produce placement on Videogum. I think we can agree that it was a big success. If you have any questions, please feel free to e-mail me directly: frank.lloydwrong@ponyinternational.com

    Sincerely,

    Frank Lloyd Wrong
    Director of Marketing
    Pony International

  17. Bing’s got the right idea, “Pony Pony Day”!!!!

    • However, my hatred for horses and horse-related animals has made me stay away from videogum today. Tomorrow will be better, I hope.

  18. Yes yes a million times yes I would ride on that pony with him.

  19. Is it just me or was anyone else really disappointed when the camera panned out and it wasn’t Patrick Lentz playing the guitar?

  20. True story: Two nights ago I got a virus and spent many hours on the floor of my bathroom. It was awful. This song was worse.

  21. Is it a coincidence that I rode a horse for the first time on what turns out to be Pony Day?

    Awesome.

  22. Im having pony bottles for happy hour today!

  23. Pony stories from the vault: when I was in Kindergarten I rode one of those short buses for the young’uns with about ten or twelve other kids every day after school. Every single day one of the boys would bring along a large case full of toy ponies, which he would distribute to each of the kids on the bus. He would dispense his ponies according to how much he liked each of us that day, the largest, more robust ponies going to his favourite classmates of the day, going all the way down to the small runt, baby pony that everyone despised. It was truly a mark of shame to be given the baby pony for that day’s ride home (these are the times that left the greatest impression on me), but we always accepted what we were given. The three best ponies had special powers (or so it was said), and so this boy and two very lucky children always got to spend the ride home prancing about, saving the rest of us ponies from our daily perils. It seems silly to look back on, but for almost a year of my life ponies were the only currency I knew.

    Happy Pony Day everyone!

  24. I hope Pony Day is celebrated for generations to come! Ecto-children of the 23rd century will clandestinely celebrate the long extinct ponies, gone the way of the dodo, on their historically accurate personal computers – outlawed after the Luxibrium Revolution of 2245, of course – in reverence of this hallowed day! Because today we commented when no one else would!

    I’m just glad to have been a part of this.

  25. I want to dance to this song at my wedding.

  26. Today is Taco Day in Mexico, which in my opinion beats Pony Day everytime. Hope it was taco day forever.

  27. Deep. Focus.

  28. Happy Pony Day Everybody! Take it from me; the authorities prefer it if you wear more than just a bit and bridle when you pony play.

  29. here is a way better cover of this song by west australian musician (now based in berlin) jane harris: http://www.loveismyvelocity.com/takeawaytunes/Janeharris/05%20Pony.mp3

  30. That is the most earnestly-sung cover of a terrible song I have heard this week.

    Also, Happy Pony Day!

  31. So is Pony Day like Turkey Day, only we have to eat little horses?

    That’s sick dude.

    Everybody knows unicorns taste much better.

  32. Second worst Tom Waits cover ever?

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