“Hey, what if we sucked all of the charm, cleverness, and fun out of the Teen Wolf franchise and turned it into a dim and fake-brooding teenage melodrama that feels like a ramshod rip-off of the Twilight franchise? You know, for the kids?” “Perfect. Green light.” #showbuzz
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I wanted to watch this, but conscious kept yelling, “What are you looking at, dicknose”
Misfire, take two: I wanted to watch this, but conscience kept yelling, “What are you looking at, dicknose”
Your an idiot.
Alanis Morissette called and thanked you for the example of irony, but isn’t sure how she can work it into a song.
Is this some Teen Wolf reference that I am missing? Cuz we don’t take to kindly to name calling around these parts. (Sorry I saw Rango this weekend and now have a permanent cowboy accent)
This looks howlingly bad.
BOOOOOOOO – Everyone
I think you mean:
A-WOOOOOOOO!!! – Everyone
“A-WOOOOOO” – this guy
RIP, Warren.
More like Teen WOOF, amirite?
That what actually the title of the Home Alone about Buzz’s girlfriend.
*Home Alone spin-off
More like Teen Goof, AMIRITE?
That kid probably had the BEST bar mitzvah.
Why do you think he’s Jewish? I always thought that lacrosse was more a WASP sport.
“We’re gonna have to do a lot more than lock me in my room.”
Aha….aha….
This would have been better if some extra tried to show his wang at the end:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27iccX8Gm_M
They like to be called “background artists.” You can see why.
Ramshod Rip-Off is my new wrestler name
The Plagerist Pugilist is my new boxing name. (boxers have ring names, right?)
Well, I doubt his real first name was “Glass”
While we’re at it, I’ve never heard of anyone with the last name Joe.
Kids are fucking dumb.
Why does it have to be called “Teen Wolf?” Why can’t it be called something stupid and edgy? “Super Sweet Wolf Teen?” “True Wolf?” “Beavis and Wolfhead?” Why did I even watch that channel when I was younger?
What’s worse, the teen wolf part or the lax bro part?
the lax bro part. To me lacrosse is like being part of a dance crew. It’s great that you’re good at it and all, but where is it going to take you in life? (Answer: All over MTV)
But you gotta wonder if what killed the body is still out there. What killed the body. I couldn’t get past that.
I’m crying for america.
Oh man, I’d hit it. I’d hit it fast and loose. Though I’m afraid I’d lstart speaking to him like my dog: “HEY! No bite. No bite!”
I look forward to MTV’s remake of The Graduate, which is just Garden State with the name changed.
It’s times like this I weep at the cancellation of Cop Rock. R.I.P. Cop Rock. #neverforget
I’m glad Teen Wolves are finally getting to tell their story after being overshadowed for so long by those Teen Moms. Wait, this IS a reality show, right?
Opinion-Central.com informs me that as long as his best friend is named Styles, then we have a winner.
I’m glad Demi Moore can still play a high school student. I’m already on my couch with a box of kettle corn, waiting for this series to start.
Kettle corn?! Thats a fun time snack!
As someone with copious amounts of body hair, I feel the hairless werewolf trend has impressed on me a terrible body image.
I’m not lycan this.
“Uhh! What is-?! Ughh! Is this milk still good? What happens now? Who is the president?! Do I have a great, bushy beard?!”
-Me, after watching this trailer, which was the LONGEST three minutes EVER (My thanks to Paul F. Tompkins, whose quote was my reaction)