Here, I made you a card!

In related news: R.I.P. Farley Granger. You are in heaven now, pulling long cons on the angels.

Comments (29)
  1. I think she likes it!

  2. Hi Amy! I love you! That’s all I wanted to say. I hope you have a great birthday! Maybe I will run into you in Raleigh one day? I sure hope so!

  3. Sadly, Jerri Blank isn’t allowed to upvote Videogum posts due to her criminal record. She stole a TV!

  4. She getting Old, Dogs! Get it, because she is also in Old Dogs? Which is a terrible movie? But she probably needed the money? Alright, I’m done now.

    • Hey, Seth Green was also in Old Dogs and he…what were we talking about again?

      • I was listeing to the Old Dogs episode of How Did This Get Made – a great show, go listen to it, it’s basically the Hunt in audio form with great comedians – and I couldn’t believe it was as bad as they said. So I watched a part of it it yesterday: wow, what a trainwreck. Every sequence is so non-sensical and insane. If Gabe would allow more Robin Williams-movies into the Hunt, it would win hands down. HANDS DOWN!

  5. My lady love! She makes me as moist as a snack cake down there.

  6. “Happy birthday, sweetie.”

  7. BOO to the NY Times for mentioning Farley Granger’s affair with Shelley Winters, and not his affair with Arthur Laurents. #homophobes

  8. It’s someone else’s birthday as well…could be anyone really.

    That’s right! Happy 43rd Lucy Lawless! And, you know, maybe a few other people out there as well…

    • I get it it’s your birthday, happy birthday, you share your birthday with cool ladies who I would not mind giving birthday cards to if you catch my drift

    • too bad her birthday isn’t tomorrow; tomorrow is an even better day for birthdays…just ask M.C Hammer, Celine Dion, Eric Clapton, Warren Beatty…other people… (not Vincent Van Gogh. he’s far too dead to care about birthdays.) ANYWAY: Happy Birthday people born today and tomorrow!

  9. I wish Amy Sedaris was my mom and then I married her.

  10. I can’t wait for the party! There’s going to be hot fruit!

  11. Love you, Amy! I have both of your books, and they’re wonderful.

    Happy Birthday!

  12. “If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts we’d all have a bowl of granola.”

    (I could do SWC quotes all day)

  13. Fan…dango…?

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