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And… Boom goes the dynamite! Literally.
Exchange “literally” to “for real” and you have my comment after seeing this. Great minds, huh?
I hope that guy’s ok. full stop.
From: http://www.thestar.com/news/article/959685–toronto-news-reporter-has-episode-of-incoherence-on-air
“Global put out a statement Tuesday saying McAllister “suffered a minor medical issue causing him to experience a moment of disorientation” during the 6 p.m. broadcast.
‘Paramedics were immediately called to the scene, where Mark was fully checked out and is feeling better. As a precaution, Mark will be pursuing this matter with his own doctor.’”
Snark at your own risk.
Oh man! It’s like that reporter last month after the Grammys who had a stroke.
apparently both had migraines, yikes these migraine things sound awful
I immediately assumed he was having a minor seizure. This is what I (am told I) am like right before I fall to the floor twitching.
So that’s what’s wrong with Victoria Jackson?
I had a migraine this morning too. I called a friend to tell her I wouldn’t be in class that day and she couldn’t understand me at all so I stopped trying to use sentences and just said “migraine” until she put it all together. They are the worst
I think they’re just afraid to release the real story: that their teleprompter security has been compromised.
This reminds me of something:
So he usually delivers the news much more coherently? Guess the new Glenn Beck network will have to reconsider its lucrative contract offer.
Get better soon, Mr. McAllister! I hope that an internet stranger posting a cute picture helps you, ’cause that’s what I am going to do.
Man, the internet is heartless. I just wanted to share a platypus, internet! Why you gotta hate?
The internet, she is a fickle mistress, LBT. Better for you to learn this now.
Yikes! I am embarrassed for him. I can’t make fun of this.
When I clicked on the button, words were expecting exceeds surprise burning hair.
When good strokes go bad.
The Strokes weren’t good to begin with.
I finally understand what is going on in Libya.
Sorry, buddy. Plagiarizing my sixth grade declaration of love to Ashley Brown won’t work for you any better than it did for me.
What a weird looking King’s Speech sequel
He forgot to add, “.. and boom goes the dynamite.”
Boom goes the plagiarism!
Wow. Not only did I plagiarize, I plagiarized the very first post of the whole thread! If you’re gonna plagiarize, plagiarize big, I always say. Sorry Lawblog!
Thank your for the impertant infos about that world! I can’t wet to show off all my knowledge at the cocktails parted.
When I saw this post, I got super-excited and started looking for GIFs of Peter Mansbridge slow-clapping. Then I watched the video and just wanted to give Mark McCallister a hug.
Incidentally, Peter Mansbridge slow-clap GIFs do not seem to exist. This is Humanity’s loss.
Get on it, Internet/Peter Mansbridge!
Hey! This is the first time the Star.com beat Videogum in keeping me informed.
Also! #CanadaGum! I’m so…proud.
He makes more sense than that Gadaffi fellow.
I didn’t know Ms. Teen South Carolina’s dad was a journalist…
I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.
She should get together with Bobby Bottleservice and have the dumbest babies ever.
meee-ow!
Yeah, I hope he’s okay, etc.
I also wish Peter McCloud was minister of Defence, he would probably be better at it than that turd MacKay.
In third grade, we put on a play about computers or some such bullshit, etc. Anyway, point being that I had the first line of the show. It’s the first line I began memorizing. It was simple, one sentence; as a wise bobcat once said, “What could possibly go wrong?”
Yes, I messed up the first line on opening night. Just completely blanked halfway through. Worse part was that I just kept walking while waiting for the the line to come to me, so I missed my mark and messed everything up for the rest of the cast.
I tell that story to say that, I guess we’ve all been there Mark. Just keep fucking that chicken, amirite?
#coolstorybro
Took me about 5 min to realize who you are with the new avatar!
Still better than Gord Martineau. #torontonewsburns
Um, could you repeat that?
Rupert Murdoch: I’m watching it right now and some goofball just forgot to close with “That’s all, folks!” Don’t you people understand the concept of BRANDING?
And now we go to Lewis Carroll with Sports.
“Thanks, Jim! T’was brillig, today, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe!”
Ahh! Literary joke! All the upvotes and my love!
This reminds me of the very first episode of the Colbert Report. Poor guy kept messing up the whole time.
Isn’t the news mostly nonsense anyway? That’s my sly commentary on the news.