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Oh man, I mean, sure, yes, Fandango, let’s meet at the theater half an hour early to get decent seats, but also HAHAHAH at Steve Rogers CGI “skinny body” at the beginning. HAAAAA!
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Ohhhhh, I want to see this! That is all. (Oh, and I’d hit that!)
Where are the little kids with the element rings?
Huh. And I was just saying the other day how it’s about time someone made a movie based on a comic book hero.
Whoa.
Just because my one shot at making it in Hollywood happens to be as “Skinny Chris Evans” doesn’t mean you have to laugh. And what movies will YOU be in this summer, huh?
You didn’t hear Gabe’s going to be in a movie? Why did you think he’s been gone so much lately? He hasn’t been on vacation, he’s been filming! Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY830BjznzU
Somewhere in the U.S. a blue furry monster’s head just exploded.
I never really liked Captain America. Honestly, I think the only reason he ever got popular is because it’s easy for kids to pretend they’re Captain America, so long as they have access to a trashcan lid. Plus his belt is super easy to make into an emoticon. Observe:
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Yeah, back in the 40′s the kids were completely uninterested in Nazi-fighting supersoldiers, but they sure loved emoticons!
“Escort Hitler to the gates of Hell” is something I’m going to try and work into my everyday conversations
(Seriously can’t wait for this movie)
Sounds so polite, make sure Hitler’s trip to hell is comfortable
Mr. Jones is, after all, the perfect gentleman
You have my Axe, Max.
FRONT ROW.
1) The comic book nerd inside me is DYING to see this…it’s also dying for some Mountain Dew and Doritos right now….
2) Comment sections on the interwebz are amazing;
“HITLER WAS WON BY USSR. DONT F**KING FORGET IT!
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DIED FOR YOUR LIFE!
NOT THIS STUPID FEEBLE TEENAGER.
RESPECT TO THOSE WHO FELL IN WAR. MEMORY.”
Thanks Warrior!!!!
Are you disrespecting the memory of those fictional characters from a fantastical version of WWII? Well are ya, punk?
Remember when Christian Bale lost like 100 Ibs or some shit for The Machinist? hahah. Mad Gross.
“Now, Mr. Stark.” Yep, that sold me. No sarcasmo.
If they could work in a baby Iron Man that would just make it the best movie ever. Sorry “Schindler’s List” (Is that the best movie of all time? Not sure. But I wanted something that had the Nazi correlation.)
What does this have to do with urine?!?
Well, shortly after Steve Rogers underwent Project: Rebirth, his urine was stolen for it’s Super Soldier Serum content and used to create Charlie America, who later fought Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.
(I’m not making this up: http://www.uncannyxmen.net/db/issues/showquestion.asp?fldauto=3640)
Honestly, if Inglourious Basterds taught me anything is that I’ll basically go see any movie where nazis get their asses kicked even if the whole thing kinda sucks/doesn’t make any sense
So basically, he’s just a cheater…? CGI version of steroids, ugh.
Wait so Captain America is Benjamin Button?
To be a real man you need to have big muscles. I think we can all agree on that.
Funny story: I also used to be a muscle-less stick figure simulacra of a man until the Army chose me to be the next Captain America. Unfortunately something went wrong with the experiment and I came out like this:
“Steroids are awesome.” – Chris Evans
I love how the music gets all sexxxy after the super-soldier serum injection (TWSS)
Seriously, CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS! Also can’t wait to see Thor, but people seem to be much more divided on that one.
Captain America will be in The Avengers which is by one Joss Whedon, so by association I am pretty psyched.
I started doing the Chris Evans’ Captain America workout, but then I broke both my arms so I stopped.