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We could LITERALLY debate the merits of Royce G. Garrison’s choreography all week. But, I think we can all agree on one thing: that wood paneling is so gay.
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I can pretty much guarantee that this kid is now a commentor on this very blog. THE LIP SYNCER IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE BLOG!
Torgothewhite, is that you?
It’s me.
Okay it’s not, but it totally could have been. My video would have probably been a Janet Jackson song though. Or Soul II Soul. (please god no one ever find those home videos)
Everyone in this reply thread has lip-synced to Soul II Soul, and I have seen it personally.
“Our ears are burning.”
JD, THAT IS A BREACH OF OUR CHATTER-CHATTER CONFIDENTIALITY! Consider yourself sued.
It isn’t lip syncing because I am actually Caron Wheeler.
The only thing that makes this funny and not too sad is the fact that it looks like it was actually filmed in 1991, so the guy is now like 30 and perfectly fine with himself.
It got better.
I’m pretty sure it doesn’t get much better than this.
1991 was great, I’m guessing 1993-1998 were tough, and now 2011 is probably pretty good again.
He looks pretty fine with himself in 1991 too.
He is totally fine with himself. I met him at Zack’s bar mitzvah. He’s in video production now.
“One day computers will be able to upload videos? Even from 1991? You’re high.”
Royce G Harrison later went on to run a successful business building doctor’s waiting rooms based on his original basement design.
as an expert in wood i concur. wait wood paneling, i meant wood paneling
Mom did a great job on the cinematography. The zooms were magical.
totally nailed it, see this video
He later sang Christina Aguilera’s Beautiful in his school’s talent show. The student bodies said he was a “shoe-in to win.”
Damnit! I meant to type “student body,” now I have egg on my face.
Egg, radio. Tomato, tomahto.
AJHFKLAJSHLFAHFJKAHFJKLS
lucky for you mean girls gifs are always upvoted by me
in fact I’d even call them
Damn. Lindsay Lohan was mad cute back in the day.
FAKE!
and GAY!
He is FEEEEEEEEELIN it!
‘Hold up mom, I gotta take my gum out before I destroy the future internet with my dance moves’
Whenever the other fellas down at the packing plant started discussing how well their various sons were doing in their varsity football, baseball, and basketball teams, Royce G. Garrison Sr. would usually just shake his head sadly and try to subtly change the subject.
hey someone needs to cheer-lead at those games
I don’t usually google people in youtube videos, but I’m kinda loving what I found.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Royce+G.+Garrison
He has the number one definition for “cramazing,” as in “Royce G. Garrison is cramazing.”
He also sings Jesus songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euD4RtMhYkI
Well done, Royce! You nailed it!
I was also obsessed with this song in 1991 and did eerily similar dances to it in my room. “Emotions” = Babygay catnip.
Then there are those days that I wish for a giant magnet to wipe out every videotape ever made, along with the whole internet, to spare us (and maaaaaaybe Royce G. Garrison) debacles like this.
did i just catch myself lip synching along while watching this video? yes. yes i did.
I know how much we like to credit Bing for its sentience, but a little love for Google Ad-words sense of humor, please.
Yeah, he was born that way.
I still wear ironic t-shirts, but even I know not to wear horizontal stripes against faux wood paneling.