Guys! A lot of really BIG Videogum news this week. Don’t forget to RSVP for the Videogum 3rd Anniversary Comedy Show and Also Party. It’s going to be THE BEST! And if you are interested, we are currently taking applications for a (very) Junior Editor position. More info here. OH, and speaking of exciting Videogum developments, there’s going to be lots of fun stuff happening here next week just you wait, but, like, not to diminish all of the fun stuff that will occur because it is all equally great, but one thing that I am particularly excited about that I just cannot keep as my private secret anymore: the cast and writers of Bob’s Burgers will be writing the site next Friday. Wow! Wow! OK. Patience. Savor it. Get a taco. I’m getting a taco. Yum!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Gwyneth Paltrow On Glee Part Two Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Mar 7th Score:82

Kevin Spacey: I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn’t a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time..

Morgan Freeman: Edward Perriman Cole died in May. It was a Sunday afternoon, and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky…

Kevin Spacey: WHOA! Hey, do you mind. I have the heaven narration booth booked until 5:00 p.m.

Morgan Freeman: Well, it’s 4:55 right now, how long do you think you’ll be?

Kevin Spacey: Oh. Gee. I don’t know. How about 5 mins?!

Mufasa: Guys, guys! Sorry to interrupt. You guys using the narration cloud?

Posted in: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Bucket List
#4 meetmymillionaires | Mar 10th Score:89

“Frankly my dear, STFU.”

Posted in: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad
#3 super! | Mar 9th Score:95

i have been to EPCOT so i think i know a thing or two about international travel. and the future.

Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Tea Party IS Racist And There ARE A Lot Of Ignorant Americans
#2 werttrew | Mar 10th Score:98

“We’ve traced the sext, it’s coming from inside the house!”

Posted in: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad
#1 Notsewfast | Mar 10th Score:143


Posted in: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

stevenstevo | Mar 9th Score:-35
Yes! Please, let’s discuss more politics. It’s so fun, and I don’t get it enough of it from The Daily Show!
Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Tea Party IS Racist And There ARE A Lot Of Ignorant Americans

[Ed. note: Oh, hush.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

Dusky Panther | Mar 8th Score:54

“Is this gonna be on the test?”

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Gwyneth Paltrow On Glee, Part Two

[Ed. note: Congratulations, Dusky Panther. You earned it!]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

[Ed. note: I know, riiiiiiiight?!]

Comments (72)
  1. HEEEYYY YOOOOU GUYYYYYYYSSS. Specifically SXSW-bound and Texas Monsters.

    We are planning a meetup during SXSW next week. More info at MOBFDt

  2. Congrats Notsewfast. You have a bright future ahead of you.

  3. The lowest rated comment cracks me up so much. It might as well read Yes! Please, let’s discuss more politics. It’s so fun, and I don’t get it enough of it from The New York Times.”

    Or “Yes! Please, let’s eat more tacos. They’re so delicious, and I don’t get it enough of them from taco stands!”

  4. Hey, Monsters- may I ask an internet favor?
    I need you to help me be able to write fan fiction in exchange for a free table.
    Basically, BluDot, the furniture company, is doing a “swap meet”- where you propose doing something for them in exchange for furniture. I proposed…. personalized BluDot fan fic.

    Could you give me upvotes? Upvotes…for Fan Fic?

  5. hey guys it’s friday

  6. here’s a friday jam, monsters. for your zunes, for sure.

  7. It’s OK Briadru4, you’ll get back in the Ball someday.


  8. “no mom, it’s not JUST a comment on a website. it’s a big deal. no it doesn’t pay anything. why can’t you just be happy for me?

    anyway i need to borrow like $500 for rent.”

  9. “Gabe Delahaye? More like Gabe Dela-gay!” – Excerpt from my Harvard Medical School application essay about non-academic hobbies.

  10. Still at work. I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do… suspect me from commenting too much on Videogum. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to upvote that comment. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, he wouldn’t even upvote a comment…”

  11. “you think you what it feels like to kiss a man Tina?! you don’t know what you’re doing out there! you could get yourself killed or worse!”

  12. I’m nowhere near ball territory yet, but I did have a personal record of six different posts with double digit upvotes this week. I feel so welcome here now.

  13. My co-worker just asked if it’d be insensitive to order a tsunami when we go out. Happy Friday!

  14. Weekend plans? Weekend plans.

  15. Is the Impromptu LA Meetup happening? If so, what time?

  16. I knew there was a reason I felt something squishy in my pants when driving home for spring break…

  17. My boss gave me a last minute tedious assignment at 4:15pm EST that I just now finished. Happy Belated Monster’s Ball! It’s time to get drunk! I’m outta here.

  18. I just sent an email to apply to the Baby Monster job…. then I realized that it asked for a “resume”…. and I used the phrase “farting pizza cats”…. dunno if this bodes well for me or not….

  19. What are you guys going on about? You do realize Britney Spear’s album has leaked? I’m just waiting for everyone to get their priorities sorted.

  20. Hooray! My Very First Ball!! I’ve been on a weekend long bender, the kind where you forget the internet exists.

    But seriously, this is the best internet place. THANKS EVERYBODY!!

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