It is Friday morning, so that means it is time for the ritual.
Oh good. Now that we’re done with that very normal thing that is almost too normal, let us go about our day. Praise Rang! (Thanks for the tip, Michael.)
This new Babybel Cheese campaign is really low-budget.
When I said I wanted more dancing babies posts, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.
It took more than thirty years, but I’ve finally find a reason to use the word “gobsmacked”.
“Oh, babies dancing around a sheep, you so crazy!” – that one laughing baby
I thought he was laughing at the fireplace with no chimney. “It’s gonna get all smokey and shit near your sheep god, dancing babies!”, he seemed to say.
The hunt is off! We found the perfect baby monster to work at Videogum!
I must say, the interview process is a little unorthodox, but after watching that, I guess those babies are as qualified as anyone.
i don’t remember this episode of Ally McBeal…
It’s OK. No one remembers any episode of Ally McBeal.
Aww. You’re gonna’ hurt Peter MacNicol’s feelings.
The first time I saw mention of furries was in Ally McBeal, so we got that.
My favorite part is the twenty-plus seconds at the end where absolutely nothing happens.
That’s because one of them literally died laughing and everyone else was in shock trying to figure out: A) how a baby would be laughing with such judgment in its heart; B) how it would die from it; and C) whether that counts as a viable sacrifice.
If anyone ever asks you to explain what Videogum is, just send them a link to this post. It’s like the Videogum mission statement.
Cathy awoke in a panic. Her pillow cover in sweat; the sheets torn to shreds. Over the past month, Elektra had taken to sleeping on the couch instead of at the foot of the bed and Irving was out for another one of this “late nights.” She surveyed the damaged. She had the baby dream again.
“Ack,” she thought. “Very Ack.”
And I was like baby, baby, baby OOOOOOOOHHHHH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!!
Obviously, the animal sacrifice it to appease the gods that grant them the power to groove.
I think it’s nice to see that the younger generation still has some respect for ritual sacrifice.
Apparently Bing equates big babies with Glenn Beck.
If by morning ritual, you meant freaking me out and giving me major willies, then yes, mission accomplished.
My real question is: Are babies the first thing you learn in computer animation school? Or are they like the third thing?
4. Babies in differently colored diapers
5. Poorly-engineered fireplaces
6. Nightmare Cats
7. Nightmare kitty litter/droplets of mercury.
8. Fat Obama
My favorite part was when the black babies and the white babies came together to worship/mock. It sends the right message about all inclusive faith.
Life in the CGI forest: where babies are babies and sheep are afraid.
I can safely say that’s the weirdest line dancing I’ve ever seen. Well, outside of middle school.
Just to be clear, that was a chanted version of the RoboCop music, right?
I only ask because I had to listen to it without sound, and a chanted version of the RoboCop theme was the only soundtrack I could think of that made sense.
You know, the PIxar corporation turned into a recruitment vehicle for Satan’s minions so gradually,I barely even noticed.
The Children of the Corn prequel ran into trouble when filmmakers discovered none of their leads were old enough to talk.
I can’t believe we’re mocking Notsewfast’s spiritual beliefs.
Great, now I’m going to be humming that song all day.
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