We didn’t have a Best New Party Game yesterday, which is traditionally the day we have Best New Party Games, because frankly, well, there weren’t any. Sometimes that is just the way the party game crumbles. Stop crying and drink your punch. (You know there’s also such a thing as Best New Party MAKING CONVERSATION.) Oh but look! In the cold light of morning (literally, it is TOO cold still, what is UP?) we now have a game to play, just a classic MORNING PARTY game. Hop up out the bed, turn your tag on. (Oof. Sorry.)

As you can see, someone has taken this classic movie moment from the John Cusack erotic thriller, Say Anything, and updated it for OUR generation (via BuzzFeed). The Zune Generation. Boy-oy-oing! GET OUT OF MY ROOM, DAD, YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING AND THAT IS WHY MOM LEFT US. Now, this makes for a much trickier game than usual because it’s not just (very) cheap puns this time. You’ve got to update classic movie moments for THA KIDZ. No grown-ups allowed! Do you think you’re up to it? Or do you want to take your ball and go home like a little girl (who knows that if she stays focused and works hard, she can do ANYTHING a man can do, even be President some day maybe, the first female President, now wouldn’t that be something)?

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  1. “You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?”
    “Me neither. Fuck France for not supporting the Iraq war.”

  2. “You want out of Oz? Spin your ruby wheelies together three times.”

  3. Join me, and together we will make you the next American Idol.

  4. “We’ve traced the sext, it’s coming from inside the house!”

  5. Did you poke my wife?


    Did you poke my wife?

    How do you ask me that? I’m your brother and you ask me that? Where do you get you’re balls big enough to ask me that?

  6. Airbud….

  7. “There is no Zune.”

  8. “You made a time machine? Out of a Razor scooter?”

  9. “Go ahead. Backtrace my day.”

  10. “You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda started a wordpress blog. I coulda had a real blog, instead of a livejournal, which is lame, let’s face it.”

  11. The Godfather, starring Pauley D, The Situation, Ronnie and Vinny
    “Leave the grenade. Take the cannoli”

  12. I’m disappointed as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

  13. Here’s skyping at you, kid.

  14. Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex You Found On The Internet So You Didn’t Have to Ask, Duh

  15. “E.T. text home.”

  16. I’m hovering, Jack!

  17. “Play it, Sam. Play ‘Pokerface.’”

  18. “The name is Bond. @jamesbond47.”

  19. “Keep your Facebook friends close, but your enemies closer.”

  20. Forget it, Jake. It’s FarmVille.

  21. I’d like an egg white omelet, plain, and a free-range chicken salad sandwich on multigrain toast, no Miracle Whip , no Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, no lettuce. And a cup of Africa Kimatu coffee… Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the free-range chicken, bring me the multigrain toast, give me a check for the free-range chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.

    You want me to hold the free-range chicken, huh?

    I want you to hold it between your knees. You’re getting a helluva bad review on Yelp, BTW.

  22. “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. Because gas is too expensive and we really should be more environmentally responsible anyway.”

  23. Jeannie: In a nutshell: I hate my brother.
    Boy in Police Station: That’s cool. Did you write a passive aggressive facebook status update about him or somethin’?

  24. I found out what the secret to life is: friends. Facebook friends.

  25. “Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL.” 2021: A Space Reality

  26. “With great power comes grea-ZZZZZZZZZZ…”

  27. “Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and retweet that.”

  28. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangsta.

  29. “Kevin!!!!” (It doesn’t look different here, but Catherine O’Hare tweeted instead of shouting it.)

  30. “We’re gonna need a bigger blog.”

  31. “M4M4 4LW4yz s4id lif3 w4z Lik3 4 80x 0f cH0c0l473z. j00 N3v3R KN0w Wh@ j00′R3 90nn4 937.”

  32. you had me at ‘holla’

    (do kids still say that? i just don’t know…)

  33. “The making of a great iTunes playlist, like changing a facebook relationship to “single”, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a new song nobody’s ever heard of before, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don’t wanna put something you bought from iTunes on it because nobody else can play it, so then you got to put something you downloaded off Pirate Bay on there. There are a lot of rules.”

  34. 12 angry men:

    >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

  35. “Frankly my dear, STFU.”

  36. “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to ‘Like’ her.”

  37. “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full charge on our electric engine, half an e-cig cartridge, it’s dark… and we’re wearing comically oversized sunglasses.”

  38. I’m the mayor of Titanic on Foursquare! WOO HOO HOO!

  39. “My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or……. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOYYYYYYYY!!!”

  40. “This is one doodle that can’t be undid, Home Skillet. Um, ‘-izzle.’”

  41. “Goonies never say never!”

  42. I can haz what she’s having?

  43. You tweetin @ me?

  44. Elementary, my dear Watson [computer].

  45. “You like Apple’s Ipad 2? I got her Skype profile. How do you like them Apple’s Ipad 2?”

  46. What…does Marcellus Wallace…look

  47. “Sour Patch Kids is people!”

  48. file:///Users/publications/Desktop/casabucks.jpg

  49. Claire Tourneur: I don’t know where he is. If I knew that, I would be with him; I would be making love to him! I can’t believe I just said that.
    Burt: It’s the Rohypnol I put in your drink. It’s a rape drug.

  50. “That’s what I love about high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

    • “All I know is that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of coffee beans in this crazy world.” (Bogey sips his grande cinnamon soy latte, sadly.)

    • Double rainbows and roses and gifs of whiskered kittens,
      Bed intruder kettles and Rick Rolling mittens;
      Women falling into waterfalls tied up by phones;
      These are a few of my favorite things.

  51. The only thing that really worried me was the Four Loko. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of getting Loko, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

  52. The flux capacitor requires 1.21 gigahertz of dual core power to operate!

  53. “That Charlie Sheen fella looks like he’s on a lot of coke.”

  54. Dr. Mercola or: How i learned to stop worrying and love the flu

  55. Soundtracked by the Black Eyed Peas, obviously.

  56. “You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth…that ‘Two and a Half Men’ is canceled!”

  57. [IMG][/IMG]

  58. Willow Smith Goes to Washington

  59. When Harry Met Salvia

  60. I’ll never unfriend you, Jack.

  61. Definitely didn’t copy the first Google search result for “NY Times ipad” and then quickly edit it to make it about Citizen Kane.

  62. Also didn’t post the image incorrectly. How the hell do you post an image? I’m new here.

  63. “We’re gonna need a…smaller house. Because we’re going into foreclosure.”

  64. “rosenuggz”

  65. the Green Miley

  66. “Great pâté, but I gotta motor if I’m gonna be ready for that drug-fueled pansexual orgy tonight.”

  67. And you, the infamous Kim Kardashian, high priestess of vapidity, what thou think of our fair minstrels?

  68. Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to SEXT me… Aren’t you?

  69. JTorrance: RT@ JTorrance All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy #heresjohnny (trending)

  70. “Don’t ask me about my blog, Kay. Never ask me about my blog!”

  71. As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they’re not going to unfriend me! I’m going to get my mom to buy me an iPad 2, and when it’s all over, I’ll never be uncool again!

  72. Of all the Foursquare mayorships, in all the towns, in all the world, she takes over mine.

  73. Peggy Sue Changed Her Facebook Relationship Status

  74. “On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It’s off the chain, yo.”

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