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Admittedly, it might be a little too cold still to frolic in the spray of this fire hydrant, but I hope you can at least appreciate my enthusiasm. Now help me put these barricades up at either end of the block because we do not need through traffic knocking over these card tables and ruining the potato salad! (Thanks for the tip, Kipp.)
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I know most of these songs are abject failures, but I’m giving this one an “eh.”
I guess you stopped listening before the “rap” then?
“Vancouver! Vancouver! This is my place and my… how you say… time….!”
BPNG:Gabe DelaRHYMES
“Thanks for the tip, Kipp.”
“New spring jam, Sam.”
“We should all be so lucky, Chuckie.”
“You mad, Brad!”
Wordie, Birdie
Bing Bong Ding Dong Ron
What’s up with Topher Grace, ace?
Monsters Ball, y’all.
“Duh Aficionado Magazine, Francine!”
“Who’s my enemy? Technojeremy!”
“Sorry. That’s not fair of me, Technojeremy.”
“Make no glare at me, Technojeremy!”
“Take no care of me, Technojeremy.”
(And scene.)
We’ve given you all we can offer, Topher!
Whoa. This is not BPNG: Gabe DelaSLANTRHYMES.
“That’s your girlfriend. Schmirlfriend.”
Let’s hear it for Vancouver, pretty city where something happens, at least I am guessing
Vancooooouuuuver! City of seaplanes, restaurants, cruise ships, totem poles, and skiing and seaplanes, restaurants, cruise ships, totem poles, and skiing and seaplanes, restaurants, cruise ships, totem poles, and skiiiiiiing!!!!!!
Someone’s jealous.
That someone would be me. I wish I had the ocean even though that makes no sense.
I’ never been. Now I want to go. Laugh all you want, internet, Sonia Productions Inc. wins again.
Finally, a spring jam for Bryant Reeves.
That’s so Ligia!
We can all have some fun at Ligia’s expense but let’s get a couple things straight:
1. Vancouver is tight
2. That breakdown at 2:16 is the shit
There’s one line here that actually sounds great. It’s when she sings, “This is the place where I want to grow up and fulfill my dreams.” Reminds me of the melodiousness of those Pogo remixes.
I found that line so confusing! This is the place where I want to grow up? No offense Peter Pan lady but I’m pretty sure you grew up like at least 25 years ago…
Vancouver! Where no one ever grows up, they just get older.
One thing about those red boots…. Pulling them off!
I could only be happier right now if this were a pitch for Canada! the musical.
I guess she couldn’t come up with anything that rhymes with ‘needle exchange program’?
Ba-ZING!
Don’t you mean safe injection site?
As the self-appointed Prime Minister of Canadagum, I hereby nominate this video for the coveted Jean Chrétien Award for Excellence in Malapropisms.
At first I was like this:
But then I was like:
And then this guy was all:
This guy just gets it:
This guy CAN get it. From me. Any time.
And I was all:
But then this lady was all:
And then we were good.
A million upvotes. You somehow found a photo of Stephen Harper where you can actually see him thinking in his lazer-vision-way, about eating another kitten for lunch and then using its hide to add to his own luxurious hair pelt.
I shudder to think what he did to this kitten.
CANADAAAAA
icy spicey leoncie is rolling in her grave or bed or couch or magic carpet
I just changed my spring break plans… You know where I’m heading!
There were moments in this song where I was reminded of this little guy:
What accent is that? Is it really Canadian??
it’s eastern european/ russian-y accent. look at her name.
Romanian, actually. And to be totally fair, Vancouver >>>>Romania on the scenic waterfronts tip.
Wow. I’m assuming this was made recently because of her Olympics references, but…. I am aghast at how everything looks like it’s 1989. Is… is that how the rest of the world sees us? It is, isn’t it?
Yes, Tanis, but 1989 in a good way.
This was the olympics theme song last year wasn’t it?
It’s the Romanian touch. They magically make everything look 20 years out of date.