Hahaha. Oh man. Sometimes dreams really DO come true! Thank you, The Secret!
I hear it was because Spider Man was caught on an undercover video saying it’s possible that maybe, just maybe, (GASP) Doc Octopus isn’t such a swell guy.
Leave the man alone. His wife died!
he was spewing Venom
now watch the Carnage unfold
HA~ I almost choked on my Uncle Ben rice bowl reading that!
You are all Vultures
Maybe a BLACK CAT crossed Bono’s path?
And I know the production being postponed isn’t a Shocker. It’s no Mysterio that this play already had a Tombstone…but it doesn’t mean you need to Swarm it’s dying corpse like (damn I already used Vulture) JACKALs to a bloated Rhino. #sandman.
Ok. i’m done.
They’ve Hobgobbled all their money up and now they’ve realized they can’t run for six years as such a terrible production.
Am I doing this right?
Bono’s Agent: “Bono. The infrastructure is breaking down! Money is being wasted by a meglomaniacal dictator. People are hurt and dying while the media swarms to cover the madness! Your help is needed.”
Bono: “Where? Libya? Darfur? Haiti?”
Bono’s Agent: “Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark, sir.”
Bono: (Puts on giant bug-eye sunglasses) “Fire up the Bonocopter.”
haha. sometimes when i see “Bono” i read “Boner” …
bonercopter. hee hee.
I have the weirdest bono right now
“What if it’s less about Spider-Man fighting bad guys and more about Peter Parker’s concern with paying the rent on his East Village apartment?” — Julie Taymor’s new collaborators
I think Bono should take a cue from ‘The Producers’ and market the whole debacle as a satire on the commercialization of Broadway musicals and how ridiculous they’ve become.
I secretly think that’s what they’ve been doing all along. Spiderman: Turn Off the Conspiracy.
Remember when Bono sang “Did I disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth” The answer is yes
Bono said that? I was pretty sure that SHE was the one who said that.
Is it possible that this is some big sociology major’s study to see how long people will continue to care about this? Because if so, A+, sir or ma’am!
They should really be careful about who they bring in to collaborate.
“I think Spiderman should die in the middle and the show should become about, like, other things!” -Kirsten Dunst
“Well obviously you aren’t putting enough money into the project.” -James Cameron
Kirsten Dunst: Turn Off The Orthodonture
Spiderman cancelled? I blame the fly controlled media.
Maybe this is all a giant piece of performance art to reflect how prone to getting people killed Spiderman is?
(yeah! yeah! yeah yeah! yeah!)
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