I’m guessing when you woke up today you didn’t even realize that a slow loris holding onto a tiny umbrella was something that existed, and now you know deep within yourself that it’s the only thing you want in this entire world. Unfortunately, the line at the Slow Loris with A Tiny Umbrella Store is around the block. Some people have been camped out all week. OPEN OPEN OPEN! (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)

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  1. Those people need to QUIT taking the umbrella away from him! LET HIM HAVE THE UMBRELLA.

  2. “Oh, sure. Slow Loris are cute, but did you ever get stuck behind a group of them on the M4? By the time I got home I was so knackered I ate 2 scones and took a nap.” – GP

  3. I’m going to go ahead and guess that this video was shot in Japan.

  4. BARTENDER! A round of slow lorises for me and my friends! And don’t short us the tiny umbrellas this time!

    • Well according to wikipedia (the paragon of factual knowledge to be sure) Cambodians use slow lorises to make wine. Be careful with that slow loris order!

  5. I wish I could stand under his (her(‘s)?) umbrella…ella…ella…eh…eh…eh?

  6. Somewhere Loris mean something else.

    Did I miss anything?

  7. Yeah, it’s all funny until he tries to kill Batman.

    (Because y’know the Penguin? The Penguin had umbrellas. Remember? Remember how he was always trying to kill Batman? And this guy has an umbrella. Right? Right?)

    OK, this is the last time I comment without drinking coffee.

  8. His fingers are way too long. It’s creeping me out.

  9. I liked the parts when the loris held the umbrella.

  10. I actually just said the word “SQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Like, out loud.

    Dear Jesus, I want a slow loris.

  11. Before he holds the umbrella: “Yeah, I guess he’s kinda cute.”

    After he’s holding the umbrella: “OMG! Who do I have to kill to get one!”

  12. I seriously thing that the Slow Loris is where Topher Grace get’s his ideas from.

  13. He knows exactly how to hold it, you guys! (TWSS)

  14. I think the shiny metallic blue of the tiny umbrella really adds a little extra Jazz! Well played, Slow Loris.

  15. I don’t think anything has ever held an umbrella so cutely.

  16. Everything is cuter when done slowly.

  17. Doesn’t the Lors know it’s bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?


  19. The cinematography and musical score in Baby Monkey Riding Backwards On A Pig was definitely better, but for a first-time low budgetiIndie flick, thematically I think they’re on to something here, especially since there’s normally less competition in the Foreign Film category.

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