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You know, for a place (the Internet) that fancies itself to have no rules and be run by the people, the Internet sure seems to mostly be a very predictable system of self-referential Jay Leno-caliber inside jokes often made by corporations to sell products. (I move away from the blog to breathe in.) #neat #swag #antoinedodson
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Okay, I love her. And I understand that this fact makes me uncool. But here’s the important thing: it’s not the *only* thing that makes me uncool. So I might as well go on loving her.
She might make bad movie choices, but given the right script (Friends), she can be a good comic actress. I love her too! And she has really shiny hair.
I’m with ya, I really don’t understand why anyone would hate her, I find her particularly in-offensive and charming. Also, very pretty.
She’s pretty, right? And yet, I’m not jealous. I like her.
I want that 2:46 of my life back.
Poor Jennifer Anniston. She never really did cash in on her fame, and now she’s reduced to shooting internet commercials for water just to make ends meet.
ends meet = paying a $15,000 per month rent or something, I assume.
Well, they won me over with the puppies. I’m not bulletproof, you guys!
“Hmm. Smart water, eh? Sounds okay, I guess. But you know what I do when I feel thirsty? I have my husband, Brad Pitt, bring me a Perrier.”
- Angelina Jolie, who is evil
“I could be married to a fun California blonde who likes to have fun and drink margaritas. Or I could be married to a dragon lady who used to wear blood and collects third-world children like most people ‘collect’ Old Navy t-shirts. Decisions, decisions.”
–Brad Pitt, who is delusional, apparently
“Well, I guess I just think that Angelina is cuter, is all.”
- Brad Pitt, who also is blind.
perhaps i just wanted to marry a woman who was interested in having kids…
- brad pitt, who went from one insufferable hollywood actress to the next in my opinion.
“I don’t actually have anything invested in Brad Pitt’s relationships, I was just making a joke because ‘the hammer’ made a funny joke.”
–Baby Friday
How did you know?!?
the Videogum Jennifer Aniston Promise?
Since I really don’t like Ms. Aniston, I assumed her self-mockery would be enjoyable. But it wasn’t. What was that?
They started a GIF campaign, too.
And a Meme campaign
Run and tell that? Run and tell that.
Can someone run this commercial through an auto-tune really quick?
Needs more puns & irrelevant gifs.
JESUS H. CHRIST, PEOPLE. IT IS, LIKE, 75% OF THE PLANET. IT FALLS FROM THE FUCKING SKY. THE FUCKING SKY. WHY AM I YELLING? GO TO BED, EVERYONE.
I think we can all agree that this video would be more accurately described as a “video with a virus” if it included kittens, not puppies. Puppies are adorable and whatnot, but everybody knows that the Internet has an obsession with cats, not dogs. Duh, winning.
Why is this not top-voted? This is the best.
Is she trying to be called “Jen Aniston”? It isn’t going to happen, Jennifer Aniston.
She’s going to end up being called Koko the Monkey.
It’s like the opposite of Nick Cage, which I use to belittle his acting skills.
Now, now, there was a time
You’ll eat it bloody, to feed your blood.
Needs more Baker Street.
< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I2FE-I0dbU
I watched up until the point where it showed the guys with the ipads. Then I had a seizure. All things considered, I preferred the seizure.
So, paying exorbitant amounts for water is smart?
Also Keenan, just…go to bed, please.
to be fair to this video, i do look exactly like those ‘internet boyz’ (the z was implied i think)
Logged in to upvote Ann. Because, y’know, Ann.
Who?
I love her but what was with those pants? What was that package in her pants?? Was made very uncomfortable by her pants. Pants.
Maybe she was retaining smartwater.
I choose the gifts from myloveedhardy.com. It’s really a good choice.