As we have already discussed, this whole Charlie Sheen business, while a bountiful fount of hilarity and WISDOM (“there are a billion places to hide a million things”), is getting pretty dark. Like, Charles Marlow dark. Like, that thing with the fucking eye hands in Pan’s Labyrinth dark. Like, William S. Burroughs shot his wife in the head dark. But just for now, just for today, as the chill creeps in and the trolls take over, let’s have one last hurrah. For fuck’s sake, IT IS WHAT CHARLIE WOULD WANT. He is the Mayor of The Party! It is only proper that
Charlie Sheen be institutionalized against his will and forced to receive important medical treatment we play a Charlie Sheen themed Best New Party Game. And so: Charlie Sheen Movie Quotes!
“You want the truth? YOU CAN’T PROCESS THE TRUTH!”
“You had me at ‘winning.’”
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to meet my fists of fire. I’ve got tiger blood in my veins. I’m a vatican assassin. I’m F-18 battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
“Where does he get such wonderful goddesses?”
“Mama always said, life was like a box of WINNING, DUH. Buh bye.”
I’m so tired of pretending that I don’t have a fucking Top Gun Rockstar turn at this game. Good luck, trolls.