Put on your headphones, guys, because are about to go on an ADVENTURE!

Our journey with Captain Your Boyfriend of the S.S. Pants continues after the jump!

Our hero’s superpower is keeping things in perspective!

Between your boyfriend’s self-indulgent fury, and his face, and his hair, and his jewelry, and his CLAIBORNE, matched with the palm trees visible through the window, I bet that he wants to be an ACTOR! Hahha. Yay! You are a star! A stupid racist nightmare star!

Hahahaha. THE POLICE! You guys, this adventure is seriously really exciting. I cannot wait to see what happens next. WHAT’S IN THE CLAIBORNES?!

TO BE CONTINUED? (Thanks for the tip, Michael.)

Comments (43)
  1. HEY NOW! To be fair I can’t watch these video cause I’m at work but ‘a stupid racist nightmare star’? So am I now to think when you said S.S. pants you were referring to nazi pants? Whatever it is it seems exciting, damned streaming media!

  2. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  3. I bet he cries after sex.

  4. Well, I guess Christian Bale is never getting his dry cleaning done there again!

  5. Are these more trailers for Bad Teacher?

  6. I’m so glad you can make out the name of the dry cleaner in these videos. This way, if I need to do some dry cleaning, at least I know which dry cleaner this guy will not be at.

  7. Kevin Sorbo has really shed some muscle since playing Hercules.

  8. I came in with two pairs of fucking Clairbornes, and now I have this pair of pants? Where’d the pants come from, huh? Where’d they come from? I mean, c’mon.

  9. I can only imagine the horror that would have ensued had the dry cleaner lost his collection of Ed Hardy t-shrits.

  10. no wedding ring. DIBS!

  11. Jeremy Piven’s bro wearing a blazer over one of those stupid graphic t-shirts for adults in douchebag typeface is the real crime, here. Also verbal abuse.

  12. Yale Drycleaning just earned all of my drycleaning business.

  13. You guys just don’t get it. He’s not mad about his pants. He’s using a lot of crude swear words as a stand-in for actual comedy.

  14. Skittles commercials are just getting too weird for me.

  15. I side with the Jackson Browne looking guy. Dry Cleaners are crooked. I had an Asian lady lose a pair of my pants one time and she told me to come in the back and take my pick of somebody else’s pants. It was like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

    • But how Asian was she?

    • The Dry Cleaners by my house employs a bunch of highschool kids who just help themselves to any and all chattel stupidily left in their possession. I should know, I worked there when I was 16. We would just throw the clothes in a pile and make no attempt whatsever to take care of peoples belongings. When I learned about “bailment” in my first year of lawschool all I could think about was that dry cleaners and how we just helped ourselves to any money or property left in the clothes (or the clothes themselves). Sometimes I would give people clothes we didn’t even clean. The WORST part is that I now go to this Dry Cleaner. I know when I walk in the teens see “survey symbol” on my forehead.

  16. Man, I wish I had a camera on me when I worked at Costco, because my life was this guy every day.

  17. Screaming… idiocy…contempt for others…
    I think I just figured out where Calvin Munkton gets his drycleaning done.

  18. Is this the new Sasha Baron Cohen character?

  19. “No you don’t understand officer. These aren’t my pants. He’s trying to convince me that these are my pants! Don’t you see the conspiracy here?! You can’t fool me!!! WHY DID IT BURN?!!! WHY DID IT BURNNNN!?!?!?!!?”

  20. kevin barnes’ evil, clothed, unglittered twin.

  21. oh look guys – i edited them all together for sharing fun!

    http://youtu.be/6nFlapOLbfM

  22. What first drew me in to watch this was the “백인놈,” which is Korean for “white bastard.”

  23. So we’re sure this isn’t Michael Bay and the costume designer on set of “Transformers 3″?

  24. all this over claibornes? i can understand if they were like z cavariccis.

  25. The dude with the fucking Claibornes is a douche.

    Unfortunately, the guy who posted the video (presumably the man behind the counter) has a history of Youtube comments such as “All power to Gadaffi!” and “US should be named terrorist country by UN!!
    Its a country who divides other nations to conquer!!”

    So I think we’re all losers in this one.

  26. You guys! No joke, this is my drycleaner! They’re awesome and so nice.

    And yes, it’s in Santa Monica, so he’s almost DEFINITELY trying to be an actor.

  27. I would not feel bad if I made a comment suggesting this gentleman should kill himself and then if he actually went out and committed suicide.

  28. This man is the spitting image of this douchebag who used to come in and give us a week long seminar on improvisation. He WAS a “professional actor” but he also “did some catering on the side”. Riiiight.

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