If you like it in movies when people use a lot of crude swear words as a stand-in for actual comedy, you’re going to love this!
Leave each other alone, fuckers.
Rahm Emanuel was elected Mayor. I’m proud we live in a post-cursing America now.
Why did that cocksucking chicken cross the road? To get to the other motherfuckin’ side, bitch!
Substitute “bad words” for “grumpy words,” and that’s pretty much Videogum.
JUST KIDDING PLEASE DON’T DOWNVOTE ME YOU GUYS!
Nice try using reverse psychology to get downvotes for your EGOT, but it won’t work on me, dicknose.
Maaaaaaan, I ain’t need tricks for that! My odious views regarding equal treatment for all regardless of gender already earned me a legit “lowest rated” win.
Now replace “grumpy words” with “cock waffles.”.
There was only one word I could conjure after that: Douchenozzle. I’m not certain why. Fun trailer though!
This movie is too dependent on the stereotypical rich substitute teacher.
Right? And don’t say it’s because he’s really into helping people, because if that were true he’d have friends and someone would have steered him away from that perm.
or steered him away from substitute teaching, amirite?
Remember when Jack Black did this but it was funnier and had a heart?
Additionally, remember when Billy Bob Thornton did this but it was believable because Billy Bob Thornton can actually act?
We’re supposed to dislike this, right? I read the intro to this post, and it seems like we’re supposed to dislike this?
‘Cause, um, based on this trailer, I kind of want to see it. Despite its obvious, “starring Cameron Diaz” flaw, I actually REALLY want to see it. Boob jokes! Ballsack jokes! Hungover teacher jokes! What’s-her-name, from ‘The Office’ faceplants in a car! Look, don’t judge me, okay?
Cameron Diaz has been in at least three good movies that I genuinely enjoyed, she’s not THAT bad.
(Bonus points if you can guess all three. I’ll give you a hint: none of them involved The Mask.)
1) There’s Something About Mary
2) There’s Something About Mary (extended cut)
3) There’s Something About Mary (wide screen edition)
Okay, now you made me IMDB Ms. Diaz, and, huh, whaddya know? She was in “Being John Malkovich?” And “Gangs of New York?” I legitimately liked this flicks, but I must’ve blocked out her involvement.
Which three did you mean? Please don’t say “Shrek.”
Sigh. “This flicks?’ No, THESE flicks. Me fail at good being on writing.
You got two, There’s Something About Mary and Being John Malkovich. Also Very Bad Things, which was wonderful despite the presence of Cameron Diaz, Christian Slater, John Favreau, and Jeremy Piven.
Very Bad Things was great. The ending was just awesome.
The correct answer here is “Charlies Angels: Full Throttle” (underrated!) and her hilarious appearance in the super serious “Vanilla Sky”.
Shame on you, Teach!!
I’m glad to see that Cameron Diaz still makes movies because you know, with the economy/recession/depression/whatever – it’s good that she can keep her day job. But that don’t mean I gotta like it!
It’s nice that there are some people out there who can be friends with their exes, even go so far as to work with them. I am not one of those people. I would douse myself in turpentine and set myself on fire before I would utter the phrase “I want to sit on his face” for laughs. Fucker.
Haha. It’s funny because Hollywood thinks Timberlake is naturally comedic.
I will be watching this because my husband Jason Segel is in it and I support him as his wife.
I was going to say: ”Hey it’s Jason Segel playing the same character he plays in every movie.”
That would have been funny if you would of said it.
He was certainly the second best part of the trailer for me, even if his character is going a little stale. The best part was the implication that the primary source of plot in the movie was an attractive female actress’s “need” of a boob job. America! Super-size me! There’s Something about Boobs!
Finally, the BAD OCCUPATION TRILOGY is complete. I was starting to think we’d never see the resolution to the story that started in BAD SANTA and continued in BAD LIEUTENANT.
Can we see the prequel, BAD SCREENWRITER?
I just became a substitute teacher last week. I hope shit like this happens to me.
Who else is excited for Soft Gabe being played by Timberlake??
she must teach in wisconsin! AMIRITE GUYZ!?
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