Life imitates (f)art (jokes)! It was alright when Brandon T. Jackson’s character in Tropic Thunder (a rapper turned actor) made a song called Booty Sweat only because we were certain it wouldn’t happen in real life. Certainty is feeble at best.

Check out the first single from the Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son soundtrack.

Yes. He’s rapping in fat drag. Sigh. I don’t expect much from T-Pain so it’s no surprise to see him involved. But I checked out the IMDB page for Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son and realized that Conor, the best contestant from the SyFy Channel’s reality show Face Off, did the movie’s makeup and prosthetics. Another sigh. (Are you guys watching Face Off? Because it’s really good. )

I’ll catch everyone back on the other side of the looking glass where things still make sense. I feel like all of this is exactly how a raven is like a writing desk.

Comments (44)
  1. Suffering from morbid o-beats-ity.

  2. I made it through the Avatar line but not the Tracy Chapman line

  3. And really, really, emphasis on suffering.

  4. I’m confused…by all these feelings!

  5. Needs more search engine how-to.

  6. Brandon T Jackson guess stared on Raising Hope last week; that was gross. He basically played himself. The only thing this kid has been halfway decent in, is Roll Bounce. Yes, Roll Bounce. Come on, we’ve all seen a part if not all of that movie. I’m not the only one!

  7. We saw a commercial for this move on TV, my boyfriend and I. After one of the “jokes,” he bursts out laughing, like harder than a snicker. I turned my head, slowly, and horrified. Had my boyfriend just found Big Mamas funny, LOL funny?

    Thankfully he was laughing at his Pokemon game, which coincidentally happened at the same time as the trailer. All was right with the world.

  8. Rap Genius doesn’t have an entry on this song yet. Anyone want to help me out?

  9. Has there ever been a rap made specifically for a movie that WASN’T terrible? Can anybody name even one?

  10. Just like Brandon T Jackson, this whole video is a big, fat drag.

  11. Step aside, Lonely Island, amirite?

  12. “So that’s why they call it The Nutcracker!”

    - punchline of the clip shown on Fallon last night

    Now that we can confirm that there is also a game of Twister involved, I think it’s safe to say that this will be the funniest movie of all movies ever movied.

    Also just wanted to say: Phat!

  13. ‘IMA’ and ‘DOIT’ are not words. I’m sorry. I know I’m coming of like I’m 100 years old, but why couldn’t they name their song “I’ma Do It Big”? How hard is that? When I see IMA I think “EEMA” and DOIT looks like “DOYT.” Fuck all that spelling.

  14. Either Martin Lawrence really needs the money or he really likes putting on a fat suit.

  15. Martin Lawrence on Inside the Actor’s Studio:


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