Do you know where your kids are right now? Are they watching Sesame Street? Do you have kids? If so, they could be being indoctrinated RIGHT NOW!



I’m just saying: has anyone come out and denied that Sesame Street is a liberal conspiracy? The evidence is mounting. And have you heard the lyrics to the Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventure theme song?

Yup.

Forward this to your grandparents so they can forward it back to you. But first teach them how to pull up the internet and punch in their email.

(Thanks for the tip and for making this video, self*.)

*Yeah, I made the video. What’s it to you? Wanna make something of it? Nothing to see here. (As a frequent babby sitter, I actually love Sesame Street. This video was inspired by an ACTUAL CONVERSATION I had with a concerned parent. Also, the truth is out there!!!1!!1)

Comments (41)
  1. It’s SOME sort of conspiracy. C is for chemtrails, and that is NOT good enough for me.

  2. UNFUNNY COMMENT ALERT:
    Everyone should check out Street Gang. It’s a nonfiction book about the formation of the Children’s Television Workshop. Really good. AND A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY!

  3. Becca, did Richard Blais help you make this?

    “Don’t tell me what’s not a cookie, you socialist!” -Richard Blais, definitely

  4. Damn it Huck

  5. Sesame Street Liberal Conspiracy Theory #23: Snuffleupagus–real beloved character, or Imaginary Friend of Pot Smoking Big Bird?

  6. But Michael Steele is on the show!

  7. This video was brought to you by the letters L, I, B, E, R, and A.

  8. You won’t hear about this on the lamestream media.

  9. Snuffaluffagus promotes drug use! Always with the cocaine up his trunk!

    • That’s why he was invisible, and was then like psyche you can see me

    • finding out the snuffalupagus was possibly not real (i’m still not too sure on NO SPIN ZONE FACTS regarding the claim) was one of those disturbing moments that end your childhood.

      its like realizing that BUSTER played an anonymous doctor on dawson’s creek.

      or that jane lynch played pacey’s mom

      maybe i should stop (admitting to) re-watching dawson’s creek??

      • “In an interview on a Canadian telethon that was hosted by Bob McGrath, Snuffy’s performer, Martin P. Robinson, revealed that Snuffy was finally introduced to the main human cast mainly due to a string of high profile and sometimes graphic stories of pedophilia[citation needed] and sexual abuse of children that had been aired on shows such as 60 Minutes and 20/20. The writers felt that by having the adults refuse to believe Big Bird despite the fact that he was telling the truth, they were scaring children into thinking that their parents would not believe them if they had been sexually abused and that they would just be better off remaining silent.”

  10. Li…b…e…ral……lib…e…ral……liberal……Liberal! Yip yip yipyipyipyip uh huh. Uh huh. Liberal.

  11. I’m not saying it’s a ‘liberal’ conspiracy, but you can’t watch any edition of Elmo’s World and tell me that it isn’t part of a plot to condition our young people to life inside the Crayon Matrix.

  12. this has nothing to do with anything, but still:

  13. The Liberal Agenda:

    1. Make every American a homosexual.
    2. Indoctrinate the country into witchcraft through the subliminal use of fairies and magic tricks.
    3. Make everyone fat.
    4. Force people to listen to Anderson Cooper.
    5. Boobs.
    6. Hipsters.

    …Yep. Sounds about right.

  14. What do Sesame Street and Fox News have in common? They brainwash you with puppets.

  15. ok. Best story:

    Many years ago my family was on our way to the Wyatt’s Cafeteria, a buffet restaurant in the mall across town. My dad was listening to sports or talking to my mom or something… Who knows? When you are five the front part of the car is miles away and adults are SO BORING!

    ANYWAY, to make a best story long, my brother and I were arguing about whether or not Sesame Street’s Amazing Mumford’s magic words were real. SO, determined to prove the bastard (another story) wrong, I focus all of my powers so they shoot through my fingers and out the window and shout “A LA PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!”

    *BAM!* The Hobby Lobby across the street goes dark.

    Now, it may have been closing time and coincidence but it was probably magic…and Sesame Street made me believe.

    Liberal shits.

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