Here’s a poster for Daddy Yankee’s film debut, Talento de Barrio. Apparently, it’s kind of like The Fugitive, but without all the running. The cops are like “Where is he? Take the background noise out of that phone call? Is that an elevated train in the background? I want you to find this guy,” and then one of the nameless control room guys pulls down his headphones and is like “Chief, we got him,” and then the Chief is like “Where? Get me visuals. Enhance,” and the guy is like “No, he’s right there,” and there’s Daddy Yankee, just standing there, and the cops are like “You can continue to not run,” and Daddy Yankee’s like “Gasolina!” That’s what happens.

Just for the record, at some point in the not too distant future I’m going to be in charge of all the movies and you’ll all be sorry. Because of how bad I will be at it.

Comments (8)
  1. My Spanish is rusty, but I think “Talento de Barrio” translates into “”Diarrhea Avenue”. Is Daddy Yankee combating some apocalyptic strain of diarrhea in this movie or wha?

    • Actually, I wouldn’t mind seeing more movies with apocalyptic strains of bad diarrhea. It would sure beat those awful movies about apocalyptic blindness.

  2. Selena  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2008 0

    LOL!! Como le encanta la gasolina. Dame mas gasolina!! LOL!!!
    Gabe a la presidencia.
    El presidente de las películas y los motores…

  3. STEPHlaBORII  |   Posted on Oct 27th, 2008 0

    I LOVE DADDY YANKEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. I like this becuse it can make may day good so you can have a good day today so you can have a good day tomoro and that way he can sing a lot to day .

  5. ABIGAIL HERNANDEZ DGEZ  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 0

    hola baby sabes desde que te diste a conocer con la cancion de gasolina me quede inpactada con tu forma de hablar que es lo que mas me gusta de ti tines un rostro lleno de sinceridad ojala y asi seas sincero quisiera que me dejaras un mensaje aunque sea para decirme hola…………

  6. ABIGAIL HERNANDEZ DGEZ  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 0

    hola baby sabes desde que te diste a conocer con la cancion de gasolina me quede inpactada con tu forma de hablar que es lo que mas me gusta de ti tines un rostro lleno de sinceridad ojala y asi seas sincero quisiera que me dejaras un mensaje aunque sea para decirme hola…………

  7. ABIGAIL HERNANDEZ DGEZ  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 0

    hola baby sabes desde que te diste a conocer con la cancion de gasolina me quede inpactada con tu forma de hablar que es lo que mas me gusta de ti tines un rostro lleno de sinceridad ojala y asi seas sincero quisiera que me dejaras un mensaje aunque sea para decirme hola…………

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