The internet fame looks like it is going to his head…

Pump the brakes, Spike. Things look like they are going a little too well for Spike these days. Not only does he have TEXT in his videos now, but he has an Editor! This Editor is not doing a good job, by the way. She should have edited out the fucking cheap ploy with the nightmare roommate, who obviously has issues, right? Also, there is a serious lack of Buster, which is just a crime against humanity.

Comments (60)
  1. Needs less dong.

  2. “i’m going to teach you how to protect yourself with dance. Because, you know, there’s some weird people out there.”

  3. Don’t attempt without stretching or stretch marks.

  4. Do you understand how difficult it is to dance with a doggie bjorn? CAN YOU UNDERSTAND?

  5. Everyone but Ian gets a shout out, happy Valentine’s day indeed

  6. Holy crap. His intro took litra-lee FOREVER. I didn’t even make it to the dancing. No one pays you to talk, Spike…or probably at all.

  7. That pair of undies was Hitler in a past life.

  8. I’m going to call it.

    February 14, 2011
    Time of death: 10:28 am, PST
    FAKE & GAY (no homo)

  9. So, always hit attackers with one of your bones. Got it.

  10. I spent way too much of that intro going “please no dong please no dong please no dong” and then, DING DONG!!! Damn dong.

  11. I’m about as fat as this guy so…. GREAT DANCING BUDDY!

  12. It works. I did that routine, and no one gave me any shit.

    • Really? Because I wore that outfit out and got attacked by lots of sexual predators (they were in the Valentine’s Day spirit, of course). I must be dong something wrong…*ahem*, excuse me, DONG something DONG.

      I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore.

  13. They should change the name from Spike Can Dance to Spike IS Dance.

  14. Your Spike Don’t Dance and Your Daddy don’t yuck and ugh.

  15. Okay, now I understand the wisdom of Kenneth’s black bar on the lower half of the screen idea.

  16. I’d like to talk to this guy’s Dad for a couple of minutes.

    Have we determined if this is a joke? He seems like he sticks his wang into the camera A LOT for someone who is trying to be serious.

  17. Save the Last Dong

  18. Spike can Dance? More like Spike can Arcade Fire. Blergh. Over.

  19. I was really buying Spike as a sexually ambivalent special needs person until his roommate showed up and shitty-acted all over the place.

  20. i was really sad when i saw that part of the video because i knew then that it was all an act and spike’s purity ring had nothing to do with saving himself for me.

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