The internet fame looks like it is going to his head…
Pump the brakes, Spike. Things look like they are going a little too well for Spike these days. Not only does he have TEXT in his videos now, but he has an Editor! This Editor is not doing a good job, by the way. She should have edited out the fucking cheap ploy with the nightmare roommate, who obviously has issues, right? Also, there is a serious lack of Buster, which is just a crime against humanity.
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Needs less dong.
If hating Spike Can Dance is right, then I don’t want to be dong.
Must Love Dong #spikecandancemovies
The Dongfather
King Dong
Dong the Right Thong
(…no?)
Boys Dong Cry
Dong with Love
The Dongest Yard
Dongma
The Dongjeeling Limited
Dongie Donko
Love and Other Dongs
Donga Darko
The Last Dong
that one! looks like the best way to date you tonight is to hop on craigslist. so says this chart:
http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/3294383675/this-is-a-full-page-valentines-day-flowchart-i
Just don’t tell my wife. This guy knows what I’m talking about:

Donga Darko.
Dongter Dolittle
Dong of the Dead
Dong of the Dead
Donggone it!
Don’t feel bad. I am totally winning this game.
Lords of Dongtown
Cool Dong
Dong in Real Life
Frank Lloyd Dong
“Can’t Hardly Dong” — Cake as substitute Thisismynightmare-commenter-(commentator?)
Red Dong
Dong With the Wind
To Dong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
This needs more upvotes!
What’s up guys, no love?
“i’m going to teach you how to protect yourself with dance. Because, you know, there’s some weird people out there.”
Don’t attempt without stretching or stretch marks.
Do you understand how difficult it is to dance with a doggie bjorn? CAN YOU UNDERSTAND?
Everyone but Ian gets a shout out, happy Valentine’s day indeed
Holy crap. His intro took litra-lee FOREVER. I didn’t even make it to the dancing. No one pays you to talk, Spike…or probably at all.
That pair of undies was Hitler in a past life.
I’m going to call it.
February 14, 2011
Time of death: 10:28 am, PST
FAKE & GAY (no homo)
Your parents didn’t take you to church either, did they?
I’m also a big WWF fan.
I LOOOOVE Words with Friends. but I hate Godsauce (441 to 242 is IN FUCKING HUMAN)
So, always hit attackers with one of your bones. Got it.
I spent way too much of that intro going “please no dong please no dong please no dong” and then, DING DONG!!! Damn dong.
“What’s happening, Hot Stuff?”
Frank Lloyd Dong
Gross. Sorry.
Nah. We were all thinking it.
Racism is evil.
Dong complain, you dongone love dong!!
Plagiarist dong-entator!
I’m about as fat as this guy so…. GREAT DANCING BUDDY!
It works. I did that routine, and no one gave me any shit.
Really? Because I wore that outfit out and got attacked by lots of sexual predators (they were in the Valentine’s Day spirit, of course). I must be dong something wrong…*ahem*, excuse me, DONG something DONG.
I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore.
They should change the name from Spike Can Dance to Spike IS Dance.
Spike Can Dong
Your Spike Don’t Dance and Your Daddy don’t yuck and ugh.
Okay, now I understand the wisdom of Kenneth’s black bar on the lower half of the screen idea.
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dviy_rDM0Ny4&start1=64&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DeVnD-df_PNI&start2=201&authorName=sharktamer
If only I were better at these.
I’d like to talk to this guy’s Dad for a couple of minutes.
Have we determined if this is a joke? He seems like he sticks his wang into the camera A LOT for someone who is trying to be serious.
Save the Last Dong
Spike can Dance? More like Spike can Arcade Fire. Blergh. Over.
I was really buying Spike as a sexually ambivalent special needs person until his roommate showed up and shitty-acted all over the place.
i was really sad when i saw that part of the video because i knew then that it was all an act and spike’s purity ring had nothing to do with saving himself for me.