Oh hey, Valentine’s Day is next Monday. Great! The most wonderful day of the year! Just kidding. Although, it’s a perfectly fine day. Honestly, the only thing more obnoxious than people who go way overboard for Valentine’s Day is people who get so mad about it. We’re all adults here, let’s act like it. If you have someone to go to a nice dinner with, do that. If you don’t, watch a movie or something. The end. We all get to move forward with our lives! Besides, take it from me, no one is attracted to COMPLAINERS. That being said, I think we can all get something out of this year’s celebration by playing this stupid game and having some fun with it, you know? Lighten up! You’re fine! The name of the game is RomHorrorComs, which is almost self-explanatory, but not quite. Basically, make the name of a romantic comedy scary, or make the name of a horror movie more romantic. For examples:

  • Lifeless in Seattle
  • Date Night of the Living Dead
  • Four Funerals and a Wedding
  • When Scary Met Sally
  • Must Love Saws
  • Nightmarry on Elm Street

Love means never having to say I’m WINNING!

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  1. 40 Days and 40 Nightmares

  2. Love Axe-ually

  3. Blood Actually

  4. Afterlife A We Know It

  5. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days…Permanently

  6. Death As We Know It

  7. The Sexorcist

  8. Fever Pitch

  9. (I Just Killed Everyone At) My Best Friend’s Wedding

  10. 28 days (later)

  11. There’s Something Spooky About Mary

  12. 13 Going on 30 Victims

  13. All About Evil

  14. What Happens in Slay-gas

  15. (500) Days of Slaughter


  17. When Harry Ate Sally

  18. Beheading Sarah Marshall

  19. When Harry Killed Sally

  20. The Brown* Witch Problem

    *for the poop from your anal play

  21. Bridget Jones’s Diary: the Edge of the Razor

  22. Valentines Slay

  23. Along Killed Polly

  24. The Santa Claws

  25. How to Kill a Guy in 10 Ways

  26. Let the Right One in your vagina

  27. 50 First Rapes

  28. Peggy Sue Got Buried

  29. The 40-year old Virgin Sacrifice

  30. Made of Horror

  31. Nick & Nora’s Infinite Slaylist — By the way, how cool does this movie now sound, like Natural Born Killers crossed with Williamsburg

  32. He’s Just Not That Into You Being Alive

  33. drop dead gorgeous

  34. The Shining of Your Junk After Repeated Lickings Have Coated It in Glistening Saliva

    • I’m worried about glistening saliva, you guys.

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      • yeah, yikes. this didn’t really work. steve was really making me laugh a lot. i like the idea i went with, if not the execution. oops.

  35. 50 First Date Rapes (too much?)

  36. Single White Female; Must Love Dogs

  37. 27 Bloodied Dresses

  38. Valentine’s Day Massacre

  39. Junoyourgonnadie?

  40. I Think I Killed My Wife

  41. Blood, Actually

  42. Zombie’s the One

  43. Bridget Jones’ Necronomicon
    followed by
    Bridget Jones: The Edge of Sanity

  44. A Lot Like A Bloody Glove

  45. I Was Watching You While You Were Sleeping

  46. Kate & Leopold & Loeb

  47. He’s Not That Into You (But Would Still Like To Wear Your Skin As A Coat)

  48. Dracula: Dead and Loving It

  49. bridget jones’s death factory

  50. Slay Anything

  51. About A Boy Named John Wayne Gacy

  52. Slay Anything

  53. lars and the bloodied girl

  54. America’s Sweethearts’ Sweet Hearts

  55. Cannibal Holiday

  56. I was trying to think of one for It Happened One Night but it already kinda sounds like a horror film.

  57. Some Kind Of Bloodyfull

  58. His Girl Fried, Eh? (nailed it)

  59. better off dead

  60. Rosemary’s Baby Mama

  61. 10 Things I Stabbed Repeatedly Into You

  62. My Big Fat Greek Kill Fest

  63. So I Married an Axe Murderer

  64. Did You Hear About the Morgans? No? Well, I Tortured Them.

  65. Splice World

  66. Chloroform and Other Drugs

  67. My Best Friend’s Girl Is In A Ditch Now

  68. Sickles

  69. Notting Kill

  70. Vicky Christina Bacelonahhhhhhhhhh!

  71. My Best Friend’s Beheading

  72. How Do You Know (If He’s Going To Kill You)

  73. She’s All That was left of her

  74. Notting Hills Have Eyes

  75. Screamin’ In The Rain

  76. Flayed in Manhattan

  77. Letters to Boo!-liet

  78. I Love Eating You, Man

  79. Must Love Dog’s Blood

  80. Failure to Lacerate

  81. Shallow Hole

  82. There’s Something About Bloody Mary

  83. Beat Joe Black

  84. Just Ghost With It

  85. (Vampires Gonna Eat You) Before Sunrise

  86. Scarendipity

  87. Notting Hills Have Eyes

  88. The “sex friends” sub-genre entries:

    No Swinging-Blades Attached
    Friends with Disembowelments

  89. How Stella Got Her Groom Hacked

  90. The Exorcism of Emily Roses

  91. Sorry, Emily’s Roses

  92. Pretty (Dead) Woman

  93. The Royal Tenenzombies

  94. Never Been Killed (Yet)

  95. Sixteen Axe Handles

  96. Susperia In Love

  97. Necromancing the Stone. (I’m pretty sure I heard that one somewhere. I don’t take credit for it. I’m an honorable monster.)

  98. Pretty In Blood

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