So, Trust is basically The Social Network, if The Social Network was a psycho-sexual drama and Mark Zuckerberg was played by Clive Owen and Facebook was an American Apparel ad? I think?
First Jennifer Aniston, now David Schwimmer, is this Friendsgum now?
I think it’s getting to be more like No-Pedogum. First the Harry Potter striptease, then the couch sexting, now this…
Great movie! I’m so glad I got to see it for free in its condensed form. Two thumbs BARF.
Gabe, just had a moment to look at your math here and after an audit this looks like:
(In The Bedroom + Taken) * (Catfish + American Beauty)/Barf
That’s not what I came up with; I got:
Catherine Keener > (In The Bedroom + Taken) * (Catfish + American Beauty)/Barf
+/- Terry Richardson
This is why I’m raising my kids in a nice, safe, little box, veal-like.
Why does Clive Owen have an aversion to starring in films with more than one word in the title?
His monosyllabic vocabulary is his one flaw
Was that a pun?
Yep, no children for me! That is, until the robots turn off all social networks and start judgment day.
This is like the time Notsewfast lured a bunch of us to a monster meetup and turned out to be Gwyneth Paltrow, and then all our lives were destroyed.
“He’s not the baby he said he was.”
SPOILER ALERT: The guy just wants to sell her a couch.
Alternate title, Children of Men Afraid Their Children Will Be Raped by Other Men
Liam Neeson is all like, “Pssh, I did this movie first and it was like a billion times more kickass.”
American Apparel: The Movie
MacBook Pro: The Terrible Commercial
i kind of want to see this, but i already know how the story of my interest is going to play out.
1) i don’t have enough information, i want to see this to know what happens
2) new trailers, giving more away, i am less interested
3) movie comes out, i debate
4) someone i can’t stand mentions how great the movie is on facebook, i decide to wait for dvd
5) more people say it wasn’t that good, i don’t bother renting it
6) i’m home for xmas a year or two from now and it’s on tv, i watch because what else am i doing?
I would definitely watch that movie.
LEAVE DOV CHARNEY ALONE
looks terrible, yet…maybe things might be better if Dov Charney had a kid…
wait, what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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