Our research suggests that the last year without any reported porno switcheroos was 1963 when not a single mimeograph machine accidentally spewed out hundreds of blue-tinted copies of an image of a pregnant woman’s ankles. Ever since then, it’s been non-stop porno switcheroos, and the streak continues with the first porno switcheroo of 2011. From the New York Daily News:

A Queens mom says a Long Island Toys “R” Us store sold her a kid-friendly “Go, Diego, Go!” video that turned out to be an X-rated surprise.

Candice Connor’s jaw dropped when she and her two young boys sat down to watch the cartoon about the animal-loving Nickelodeon character and saw a nude couple having sex.

THE COUPLE HAVING SEX WAS NUDE!!!!! OUTRAGE!!!!! PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN!!!! Haha. Man, I do love journalism, you know? Because I have a feeling whoever wrote this article ASKED THE QUESTION to get that riveting detail. “What was the couple wearing? Ma’am, please, I’m just trying to do my job. Now when you say nude, you’re talking completely nude, or was the lady maybe wearing lucite heels? Any notable bruises or tattoos? Hold on, sorry, I am a slow note-taker.”

Any idea what the porno that they ended up watching by mistake was called? It wouldn’t be something completely hilarious would it?

Instead of getting “Nickelodeon All-Star Sports Day” featuring Diego, she got a graphic video titled “Bubble Butt Bonanza No. 17.”

Hahahha. A porno switcheroo featuring a Dora the Explorer DVD can already be filed under CLASSIC SWITCHEROO, but the fact that the porno was called Bubble Butt Bonanza No. 17 is basically just the best. Those poor children. Our thoughts and prayers are obviously with those children during this difficult time. To imagine them being mildly confused for, like, 30 seconds, and then not having any idea why their mom was so angry and why there’s a reporter at their house now and not knowing if they’ll ever even get to watch Go, Diego, Go: Nickelodeon All-Star Sports Day at this point. It’s just heartbreaking.

This seems important:

Connor showed The News her receipt for the $12.99 DVD and the plastic wrapping it was sealed in when she bought it.

Detective New York Daily News is on the case! Round up all the witnesses, he has some questions. Mostly about bruises. (Via ONTD.)

Comments (38)
  1. Well, that’s a KIND of exploration…

  2. Maybe they should have titled it, “Don’t Stop, Diego, Don’t STOP!”

  3. Porno Switcheroo for the kid’s benefit. Someone has to teach these kids about hardcore pornography!

  4. This reminds me – do any of you guys need a “Go, Diego, Go!” DVD? I, uh, picked it up by accident the other day but I don’t really have any use for it.

  5. Go Diego Go indeed.

  6. Swiper NO card swiping!

  7. Dora the Exxxplorer

  8. I’m surprised the couple didn’t leave their Boots on.

  9. Police say they are questioning their lead suspect right now.

  10. To be fair, it’s been difficult to distinguish Dickolodeon as a unique brand.

  11. FAKE. This is just viral marketing for Dubble Bubble brand bubble gum.

  12. Seventeen bonanzas seems like too many.

  13. said one of the children, the couple on-screen “were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.”

  14. Things have change from when I was a kid…..It used to be so innocent.

  15. Sounds way less scarring than Splice.

  16. Where did you think the clitoris is? If you think we should check the map say “MAP!”

    • If there’s a spot you gotta find
      I’m the one to keep in mind
      I’m the map

      If there’s a place you wanna rub
      So you can make her fall in love
      I’m the map

  17. So she took the DVD home and opened it and didn’t notice it was a Bubble Butt Bonanza DVD. She then put it into the DVD player, but wasn’t alarmed by the lack of any Nickelodeon trailers or ads. Presumably there was a menu screen where she had to push play, but she didn’t notice that the menu contained no Diego, but tons of bubble butts. She pushed play and was not alarmed to find that rather than a cartoon, it was live action, and that there were bad actors pretending to be pizza men and nurses spouting crappy innuendo laden dialog.

    Only when she got to the nude couple having sex did she realize, “This is not Go, Diego, Go! Alert the media!”

  18. Any leads on where one could acquire the previous 16 episodes of Bubble Butt Bonanza? My friend was wondering.

  19. Dora the “Don’t Touch Me There” Explorer

  20. does this work?

  21. apprently it does not

  22. I think Bubble Butt Bonanza is a Nick-at-Night All-Star.

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