Eek! You know, for the past few years, I have posted a number of EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes images from the set of Spider-Man 4. For example, this EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes image from the set of Spider-Man 4. For example, this EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes image from the set of Spider-Man 4. But now that there is an actual behind-the-scenes image from the set of Spider-Man 4, I realize that no one makes a better EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes image from the set of Spider-Man 4 joke than the big man upstairs. God. God did this. Hahha. Anyway, uh, cool? Can’t wait? Hey, did you know that Dennis Leary is going to be in the new Spider-Man movie? So, that’s a bummer. “Your motivation is cigarettes.”

Oh, and please don’t caption this photo. There are children in here! (Via BuzzFeed. Click through to enlarge. That’s what Spider-Man said.)

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  1. I may be part spider, but I’m all man where it counts.

  2. Rule 34 is all like, “You’re messing with us.”

  3. Moist Maker

  4. That’s not my spider sense that’s tingling!

  5. so…… i’m excited to watch the super game

  6. Exclusive behind the scenes photo from Spiderman: The Musical

  7. Try my other spidey webs!


  8. There’s only one man (woman?) that can accurately caption a sexual spider photo. Winwood, if you please…

  9. My name is Spider Man. I live in a castle and give people condescending advice about how to live their lives. Here is my vagina.

  10. “You know, if we wanted Spiderman to be realistic this is where the webs would come out of”.

  11. children dressed as Spider Man?

  12. This is not a caption

  13. “Do you want a Spiderboy or a Spiderman? I know how I’d choose. “

  14. “My Spidey prostate is tingling!”

  15. Is that Andrew-… and he’s with a-… and they’re-… *faints*

  16. Between this picture and a British Superman, I’m going to go ahead and upvote Superheroes this week.

  17. “Thanks for showing me how to do that yoga move Spider-Man. Now that I can do that, I’m going to leave my life of crime!” -Bad Guy

  18. Action is his punishment?

  19. My spider sense is most certainly NOT tingling.

  20. I need my CFO

  21. Ugh. Not another scandal/upset. This comic book superhero is cursed.

  22. Is that spiderman or Gabe in a costume? Either way, let’s pee on it.

  23. Business as usual at Professor James Franco’s office hourrs.

  24. This is from that scene in Spiderman where he is wearing tap shoes, right?

  25. You want me to abort what?

  26. when great power cums all over you…

  27. Spiderman: Jerk Off the Dark

  28. “Wax On, Wax Off”

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  30. “Our girl parts are like a spiderweb, sometimes you catch things you don’t want.” -Robin Scherbatzsky

  31. So that’s whats up with Topher Grace.

  32. Best tags ever.

  33. “OK, but I don’t see how this is going to help me get into my car, whose keys I locked inside!” @winnerofthiscaptioncontest

  34. Costume designer receives an update on the Battle of the Bulge and realizes reinforcements are necessary.

  35. When Julie Taymor makes me do this, it usually involves more cables and joint damage.

  36. “Wow, you really do have 4 more legs”

  37. Correction: this is an exclusive behind-the-scenes photo from This Ain’t Spider-Man 4.

  38. “For someone who calls himself Doctor Octopus, I’m frankly a little disappointed.”

  39. “With taint power comes taint responsibility.” (Am I showing myself out right?)

  40. Whoops. That didn’t work. I’ll just play myself off.

  41. “NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

  42. “My Spiderballs are tingling.”

  43. “Were you bitten by a female spider?”

  44. “THWIP!”

  45. Kudos to you for finding the porniest one, butt here are some provocative Spidey suit photos that are sure to give you nighmares:

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