This photo features Rico Rodriguez and Nolan Gould of Modern Family playing dolls with their SAG Awards statuettes. Awww. Kids use their prestigious industry accolades as dolls to have a doll fight during the step-and-repeat post-ceremony photoshoots the darndest things! Yup, just a couple of kids being super normal kids wearing suits and ties and receiving awards for the network sitcom they star in for more money than any of us make. You know, kids stuff. They deserve it, though. They’re good enough on that show, which itself is good enough, I guess. And until America returns to its place at the forefront of child replicant technologies (stupid #1 China) we just don’t have the software to make a believable enough child replicant to star in our sitcoms, so some kid has to put on the makeup. Congrats, you two! And goofing around suggests that maybe they are still human children after all. But the real question is WHAT ARE THE SAG STATUETTES THINKING?! (I’m sure that’s the real question. We were all asking it. In our heads. Which are normal.)

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, an achievement that Rico Rodriguez and Nolan Gould probably unlocked when they were 8-months-old. (Image via BuzzFeed.)

Comments (73)
  1. I see your Swaward is as big as mine.

  2. “As shameless men with no genitalia and two faces, Congress is the natural next step.”

  3. All the world’s a stage,
    And all the men and women merely players:
    They have their exits and their entrances;
    And one man in his time plays many parts,
    His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
    Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms.
    And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
    And shining morning face, creeping like snail
    Unwillingly to school. And then…
    Oh, wait, nevermind. Just two.

  4. Claire Danes had already pawned her SAG award for an extra packet of peanuts and a half can of ginger ale.

  5. Nothing says “kids’ stuff” like a neuter statue with a rock-hard ass.

  6. Oh, hell, no. I did not go to the conservatory for THIS.

  7. Darth Helmet from the movie Space Balls is going to need a bigger doll house

  8. Pictured: The world’s most expensive Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.

  9. “Wait a minute….. these aren’t chocolate!”

  10. It will be heartbreaking when they go to college.

  11. To combat early childhood depression, Gwyneth Paltrow suggests winning a SAG award.

  12. Nerd-fight squared

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  14. Oh great, we have to spend an eternity making an ‘At first I was all (sad mask)’ / ‘But then I was all (happy mask)’ joke!

  15. Jon Cryer learned a long time ago that you can’t win ‘em all, even if you definitely deserve ‘em all.

  16. “It’s a living.”

  17. “Nathan, it worries me that children refuse to close their mouths.”
    “Hush, Darryl. Just hold your comedy mask and look serious.”

  18. This is nothing. You wouldn’t BELIEVE that poses that the Film Actor’s Guild trophies are posed in.

    / Team America’d

  19. “Like this…… or like this.”

  20. “AWWW, I wanted to go home with the hot Latin chick with the big hooters.”–those statues

  21. They give out SAG awards for “Perfect Attendance” now?

  22. I can’t believe they have two gay statues and they haven’t kissed yet

  23. “Winner doesn’t have to go home with these fuckin’ kids.”

  24. SAG Action Figures- Now with NO points of articulation! Gotta catch ‘em all!

  25. “This fat kid’s hand is making me very uncomfortable.”

  26. “Why do I have a partially unwrapped condom on my head?” – Nolan Gould, impersonating the statue, thusly making Rico Rodriguez snarf chocolate milk.

  27. “Future former child stars.”

  28. Something tells me this wasn’t the only place in Hollywood where you go go that night to see young boys wrestle with naked men.

  29. Their moms got the toy recommendation from the latest issue of GOOP.

  30. One day each of us will help finance two semesters of community college.

  31. iCarly can suck it! This is my new god!

  32. “I’ve dreamed of this moment my entire life.”
    - Those kids, probably

  33. SAG Awards statues, lined up on a table backstage before the ceremony:

    Statue #1: “All right, good show everybody! Backs straight. Elbows bent. Let’s do this!’
    Statue #2: “Oh boy! I hope I’m given as a Lifetime Achievement to a venerable television icon!”
    Statue #3: “I hope I’M given to a talented director of a powerful, moving drama!”
    Statue #4: “Well, I hope that ‘m given to a precocious 12 year old, so he can pose me in his sister’s Barbie Dream house, drinking tea with his Buzz Lightyear and his G.I. Joes.”

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  35. “Man, I hope this doesn’t get downvoted like everything else on this post is right now…… I mean, something something eunuch joke.”

  36. These kids are going to be so upset when they realize there’s no chocolate inside those things.

  37. “Where’s Selena Gomez’s SAG Award?!”

  38. The swordfight continued in the little actors’ room.

  39. “Can’t wait to take pictures of this with my Zune!”
    -those kids, probably

  40. “Then Mubarak said ‘I don’t want to give up my presidency’”

    “Then the people were all like, ‘It’s not a presidency, you’re a dictator.’ Then they protested LIKE THIS!!!”

  41. You jus’ got SAGGED!

  42. Real Squeal

  43. “its a good thing you can still see our asses, you know, cause we’re normal” – SAG statues

  44. Coming summer 2012: Rico Rodriguez and Nolan Gould are “Battle Bots”

  45. Coming Summer 2012: Rico Rodriguez and Nolan Gould are “Rock em Sock em Robots”

  46. “Drama mask high five!”

  47. This is adorable and the only part of the SAG Awards I enjoyed. That is all.

  48. “These statues are lame.”
    “Yeah.”
    “Want to play nazi zombies?”
    “Yeah!”

  49. you glued it on backwards you idiot. if God made us like that we’d all be pissing in our faces!

  50. Overacting: It’s not just for adults anymore.

  51. Those are action figures, not dolls. OK, more like inaction figures (amirite?) but they are still not dolls.

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