Keenan has posted a new message on his YouTube page explaining that he will song begin launching artists. Huh? And also models? DOUBLE HUH? He is our generation’s Diddy, I guess. Total white party.

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  1. I can’t take this kid(?) anymore. I’m sorry, Keenan…go to bed.

  2. “_” – Keenan

  3. I could get all riled up and talk at length about my problems with “Internet Celebrities” and or I could post a gif of a boxer puppy on a trampoline.

    Easiest decision I’ve made all morning.

  4. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from the inspirational sports speech from 45 minutes ago, it is that you should do whatever it takes to make your dreams come true, even if your dreams are ridiculous.

  5. Two weeks ago I went to see Keenan host an NFL playoff game at a sports bar. The whole bar was standing room only and Keenan had a limo waiting outside for him. I didn’t bother to go in and went to another place instead. I think last week he was doing a big club promotion in Florida. I don’t know what disease he has, but all the power to him for embracing life at it’s fullest.

    • “Two weeks ago I went to see Keenan host an NFL playoff game at a sports bar. The whole bar was standing room only and Keenan had a limo waiting outside for him.”

  6. I have a love/hate relationship with Keenan. He’s made it impossible for me to hear certain songs without making faces like this:

  7. Finally, his long term plan of lip dubbing songs until he could work up enough fame to do club promotions/build a record company bears such glorious, sweet fruit. Talk about a long con, amirite?

  8. Is Chatroulette the new ANTM? Sure!

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