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People Magazine has a very cool headline today: Why Claire Danes Flies Coach. BOOM! Should I bookmark this story and put it in my “Favorites” folder? Probably. But let’s see the reasons first for why American actress Claire Danes flies coach. I can’t wait to find out why! I bet it’s a really exciting and interesting reason to match the excitement and interest in the original story. #Egypt.
It’s the only seat available.
WOWOWOOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, PEOPLE! So cool. Such a dope story. I wish this story was my dad. Hahahha. Put that in your briefcase and fuck it, Charlie Sheen! Let’s all move to Hollywood! (Via Whatevs.)
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Hey, I fly coach, too! Celebrities really ARE just like the rest of us!
Excellant.
THIS ALSO JUST IN: Amanda Bynes just ate some yogurt because it was the only thing in the fridge.
ALSO JUST IN: Jeremy London kidnapped because he was, “out of drugs”
The combo of these two comments almost made me choke on my PB & Nutella sandwich, you guys!
My So-Coached Life
Coacheo + Juliet
Shopgirl (who sells Coach products)
Coachdown Palace
Stage(coach) Beauty – the one where she stole Billy Crudup from a 9-mos-preg Mary Louise Parker and forever earned a scarlett A in my mind.
Coming next week: Claire Danes upskirts.
BREAKING NEWS: WHY CLAIRE DANES FLIES COMMANDO!
BREAKING: Craig T. Nelson flies My So Called Life
BREAKING: Print media.
“I get to shower in the hotel”
Okay she’s not living in the sewer just yet
I don’t know how many of you actually watched the Screen Actors Guild awards last night–because, really, why would you?–but NOT enough of a deal was made over the fact that Claire Danes, Winona Ryder, and Susan Sarandon were competing against each other in one category. If this still doesn’t seem significant to you, you were NOT an 8- to 13-year old girl in 1994 (probably why not enough of a deal was made over the fact). Anyway, Claire Danes won; she coached up all over the stage like a big coachy coach coach.
LITTLE WOMEN!
clairely she’s embarrassed by the situation
She rued the Danes she had to fly coach
I’m glad she claireified the circumstances
Claire Danes is why I feel a deep resentment for Jared Leto.
Why? Because Jordan Catalano broke her fucking heart? Then Brian Krakow raped the Pink Ranger?!?
Did someone say “Fly Coach”?
Teacherman…bravo.
Make another pun like that, I’m going to make you sit in the Fagerbakke of the plane:
Marshall’s dad forever! RIP you big ole Minnesotan.
HIMYM reference!
People magazine is totally getting a Pulitzer for this, Gabe’s just envious that he didn’t write it first.
Well when Birdie gets the Pupitzer it will be the same thing
Just because she flies coach doesn’t mean she also doesn’t fly first class and is also the pilot. Think outside the box, people:
Not only that, People then revealed her reasons for flying in the first place: “To get to my destination”.
When asked why she was off to see the Wizard, she responded, “Because of the wonderful things he does.”
“I have to work tomorrow.” JUST LIKE EVERY– #unemployment
“Fucking skinny bitch took my seat!” — Kevin Smith
This…. this is it.
“I know, I know, I feel like I’m bragging now at this point.”
Somebody in coach give this girl a rundown on what “bragging” means.
Does Lisa Wilhoit fly coach too? I’m updating my slashfic.
I find it so inspirational when glamorous movie stars like Claire Danes do the same things that little people do.
Next thing you know, she’ll be slightly amused by the nonsensical and overpriced items in the Sky Mall catalog.