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Cats for sale! Hot cats for sale! If you live in the Winnipeg area and you have holes in your couch, now is the perfect time to buy a banjo cat!
I don’t think the kitty-making machine is the only machine that was left on overnight. Somebody check the benignly-crazy-person-who-isn’t-hurting-anyone-and-is-mildly-amusing-but-that-doesn’t-make-him-not-crazy machine, I bet it is overheating. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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I mean seriously though, buy 1 get 5 free is a really good deal, guys.
I like your new haircut.
OKAY OKAY SO I AM FROM WINNIPEG!!!
This is totally a spoof ad of a family owned furniture store that did their own commercials forever.
Their tag line is “So come on down to 842 Main street!!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFs03fGZXY4
Aaaaaah – this make me so excited!! Winnipeg on Videogum.
Next stop, Edmonton!
Aaaaaand all the way to beautiful Victoria!
Winnipeg Videogummers Unite!!!
One time I saw this Corgie/Yellow Lab cross at the Humane Society. I was gonna get it and name it Queen Elizabeth but some stupid family got it for their kids. Stupid kids.
Related videos: “Virtue the Cat Explains Her Departure”
You get almost all the points for that (2 points deducted because it’s ‘Virtute’). #weakerthansgum #pedanticgum
Ah, I knew that looked off when I submitted the comment. I let my arcing wrecking ball proclaim, “I hate Mondays.”
To prove I forgive you for your slip-up, I am sending you flowers and a book by Derrida.
I plain just straight-up love this and would enjoy being friendly acquaintances with this guy.
Also, I’d like an ugly cat please.
The ugly cat did it for me as well.
How was this guy NOT in Guy Maddin’s “Winnipeg”? He seems like a no brainer, right?
no pun intended (or was it?)
Would you get a cat from me? I would get a cat from me so hard.
Sure, i could have shopped this guys face on Buffalo Bill’s lady suit with a cat in each hand but I’ve been relying on jpegs too much lately. Lets keep our imaginations alive.
That’s a good point, Papes. We need to stop going to the well of the same old tired jokes, amirite? I mean, DING DONG, go to bed, old jokes. Tired jokes — 2010-2012. C’mon people, fresh jokes are this generation’s tired jokes. Unfortunately, we can’t build a time machine and go back and KILL HITLER and then fix our weak, tired jokes, but we can all just agree to dig a bit deeper and make some jokes that are
I see what you did there. (and so on and so forth)
Don’t worry, guys. I have a picture of tired old jokes in my wallet.
Bartender, a round of old jokes for my friends.
I say Goddamn!
For a second there, I thought I was still in the SNL post.
I will take 100 cats, please.
Seriously, I saw this video and I was like, “oh shit. I will be coming home to an embarrassment of cats today.” (BTW, just so you guys know, a group of “bad hair” kitties is called an “embarrassment.”)
Number one videogum couple award goes to you two. Just for this.
Love, me and my videogum using boyfriend, Marcus.
Don’t Worry BF. I think this video turned me into a Cat Hoarder as well. So you’re not alone.
Awww! I find his enthusiasm really charming. I wish I cared enough about stray cats to run a shelter and then make ambitious, if mildly insane, advertisements! Thumbs up for this guy.
Exactly! Things we can believe about this guy based on this video:
1. He has a sense of humor.
2. He enjoys what he does.
3. He has compassion for other creatures.
4. He’s a mite weird.
Don’t mind having folks like that around.
Sounds like a monster to me.
Looks like he went to Michele Bachmann’s seminar, “Looking Into the Camera: A Beginner’s Guide.”
Did anyone see Nick Kroll’s standup special this weekend? I’ve never heard my feelings on cats expressed in such a hilarious way.
Having said that, I think this is a funny video, and I hope this guy cuts his hair and some cats find some forever homes.
You mean, “furrrever homes”.
Sorry, that’s what happens when you go to Icanhascheezburger daily.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhyGlGgXMxY#t=38s
This is the first thing on Bing’s image search for “Kitty Midnight Madness”:
She has incredible balance.
This guy should replace Sarah McLachlan in those ASPCA commercials. I’ll take banjo music any day of the week over “In the arms of an angel oh my god I want to die those animals look so sad.”
That’s good and well, but I’m not sure I’d feel safe entering a building filled with cats after sundown unless aided by Bob Barker or Sarah McLachlan, for different but obvious reasons.
If they’re all tired kittens, though, I’ll take my chances.
Save it for group.
Lazy pussy joke, Gabe.
Also, “cover your hole”, really?
I nominate Synechode NY for TWMOAT.
I kept waiting for the camera to pull back to reveal he’s in a big building labeled “The Internet”.
Inside a bigger building.
I’d actually go so far as to say that this post is a cozy house of good feeling that seems inviting and normal until you find Gwyneth Paltrow’s pussy hidden in the crawlspace.
His parents are so proud!
I think I love you, man. This is exactly what I was reminded of.
“Poor Chucky…”
“Scratch that, no trade-ins!”
I’m a fan of this guy. I’m going to buy him some Hostess snack cakes and go talk cats with him for a while.
DSN, watching this video at work with the sound turned off:
“Awww… Awwwwww… Aww!… Ohhh, hes a cutie… Awwwww! Hahaha, oooooo… Awwww… Awwwwww!… D”awwwww…” (repeat for 2 minutes)
DS3M with the Sound on
“WTF, USED to be Boy Cats?”
But did you blink?
What? No Kitlers?
Man, I would love to wake up to THAT, perched on my chest stealing my breath! I miss having a kitty
No Kitlers? Or are they just out of Kitlers?
obviously the cat gets the rocking chair while the guy sits on the floor. this guy knows how to treat his cats.
Cheech did it better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb_oOOudZfo
Headphones up!
Did anyone tell Birdie about this? This would be one hell of a tatical strike.
“Look, no one hates cats more than I do, but I want to face cats on the street like, paw-to-paw, not see them destroyed in some shelter. Where’s the honor in that?”
that is the best
I’m from Winnipeg and I’m sick of that “Number 1 Son”‘s wacky antics. He usually just sells mattresses at low prices.
Also, their was this cat from the Winnipeg Humain Society website I really thought about adopting. His name was Meatballs and he was fat and cross-eyed. Unfortunately someone snatched him up before I could.
#supertragiccatusurpation
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Right next door, come get yourself a Child Clown!
I like this guy, and I like his style. If I ever have a litter of ugly kittens to abandon in the cold of night, I’ll think of him and this crazy commercial…
One fucking dog, please!
No thanks on the new kitten smell.
There is nothing about this advertisement that is not delightful except for the disappointing fact that I can’t dial them directly and have a box of fresh kittens delivered to my doorstep. I want to hang out with this guy and all his kittens all the time.