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A lot of people will tell you that the funniest thing about this cable access commercial is the animated squirrel or his terrible rap about accidents, but personally I think the funniest thing about this cable access commercial is all of the b-roll of people working on computers. Huh? Are you a law firm or a temp agency? “Call us today. Our staff is competent in Microsoft Excel!” Excuse me, but MY NECK IS BROKEN. (Via TheWorld’sBestEver.)
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Exactly what people need, someone encouraging their victim complex
I want to upvote this because it makes all the sense, then again I’m taking this a personal attack on me because people are always against me.
My god, that logo… those gruesome contortions… body parts twisted in manners nature never intended… I think I’m going to be sick…
And that’s just when you need these guys
That means they should sue themselves. Very Ourobouros, very meta. They would still lose, though.
God, that squirrel was an asshole. Smoking blunts between takes and bitching that he had the wrong kind of nuts in his trailer from day one. I swear, we were lucky to even HAVE that b-roll. Never would have filled out the 30 seconds without it.
Suprisingly enough, he was happy with the sausage, pork, beef, cheese, whole milk, butter and margarine that were provided.
Hey… I *know* that squirrel!:
Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd T. Squirrel?
what’s that number again? hold on, lemme get a pen.
No need, it’s 1-200-VICTIM-2. Or in numbers, that’s 1-800-842-8462.
Your move,Pixar.
From 0:20 – 0:24 looks like a homosexual Doritos commercial.
I think that this is the funniest thing about this cable access commercial, because huh?
Is that “c” stuck up the “t”‘s ass?!?
Maybe they meant the CT thing to represent a wheelchair? Who knows. The squirrel also seems to have been in some type of accident and seems to be missing his tail.
And I seem to be a victim of repetition.
I don’t think the “t” consented to that.
I think the C is a baby seat. In which case it should really be facing backwards, right? (I don’t have kids). This law firm may be encouraging child endangerment, is my point.
V is really tall
They’re all smiling too! God its horrifying!
Hello, 1-800-VICTIM2? I had experienced a severe seizure from your commercial and hurt my neck, and I couldn’t think of who else to call.
That squirrel’s flow is NUTS!
I thought it was acorny
Blast! My bad.
Really? I thought his rhymes were a bit acorny.
Pfft. If that squirrel was really a good lawyer, he would’ve been able to get the rights to “1-800-VICTIM1″
VICTIM2 plays well in the Spanish speaking communities, though.
Hey, that squirrel knows what he’s talking about. After all, his head is yogurt cup free, right?
Butt iz he realy a squirell?!
[obligatory]
No, he is a Lovecraftian nightmare creature.
In his house at Greenstein and Milbauer dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
Ia!!! Squirrels ftaghn!!!
“have you a neck broke?”
“Are you a rapping squirrel injured in an auto accident?”
Accidents will happen
You just have to pick yourself up by the bootstraps and #dealwithitshades
Anyone have any ideas why they are using a squirrel as their mascot?
“Hey, love the new logo! NOW PAINT IT IN GOLDEN PAINT ON MY WALL”
Also, the wall version has a bonus horrifying 2-with-a-head
Or maybe the head belongs to the “m”, getting it from behind by the “i”.
Q: Are We Not Squirrels?
A: We Are Devo.
And the Oscar for best animated squirrel legs goes to…
The animators nailed it. Everyone knows that a squirrel’s arms to leg length ratio is always at least 5 to 1.
The animators nailed it. Everyone knows that a squirrel’s arms to leg length ratio is always at least 5 to 1.
We can all be a little happier knowing that a jingle house somewhere composed this music. Don’t you love how the vocalist got sick of singing the hook and so they just trigger the sample again out of rhythm at the end?
Jingle house?