A lot of people will tell you that the funniest thing about this cable access commercial is the animated squirrel or his terrible rap about accidents, but personally I think the funniest thing about this cable access commercial is all of the b-roll of people working on computers. Huh? Are you a law firm or a temp agency? “Call us today. Our staff is competent in Microsoft Excel!” Excuse me, but MY NECK IS BROKEN. (Via TheWorld’sBestEver.)

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  1. Exactly what people need, someone encouraging their victim complex

  2. My god, that logo… those gruesome contortions… body parts twisted in manners nature never intended… I think I’m going to be sick…

  3. God, that squirrel was an asshole. Smoking blunts between takes and bitching that he had the wrong kind of nuts in his trailer from day one. I swear, we were lucky to even HAVE that b-roll. Never would have filled out the 30 seconds without it.

  4. what’s that number again? hold on, lemme get a pen.

  5. Your move,Pixar.

  6. From 0:20 – 0:24 looks like a homosexual Doritos commercial.

  7. I think that this is the funniest thing about this cable access commercial, because huh?

  8. Hello, 1-800-VICTIM2? I had experienced a severe seizure from your commercial and hurt my neck, and I couldn’t think of who else to call.

  9. That squirrel’s flow is NUTS!

  10. Pfft. If that squirrel was really a good lawyer, he would’ve been able to get the rights to “1-800-VICTIM1″

  11. Hey, that squirrel knows what he’s talking about. After all, his head is yogurt cup free, right?

  12. “have you a neck broke?”

  13. “Are you a rapping squirrel injured in an auto accident?”


  14. Accidents will happen

  15. Anyone have any ideas why they are using a squirrel as their mascot?

  16. “Hey, love the new logo! NOW PAINT IT IN GOLDEN PAINT ON MY WALL”

  17. Q: Are We Not Squirrels?

    A: We Are Devo.

  18. And the Oscar for best animated squirrel legs goes to…

  19. The animators nailed it. Everyone knows that a squirrel’s arms to leg length ratio is always at least 5 to 1.

  20. The animators nailed it. Everyone knows that a squirrel’s arms to leg length ratio is always at least 5 to 1.

  21. We can all be a little happier knowing that a jingle house somewhere composed this music. Don’t you love how the vocalist got sick of singing the hook and so they just trigger the sample again out of rhythm at the end?

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