Nothing. Same old same old. (Via GorillaMask.)
Fountain Tripping Lady : “You should totally sue that ramp”
“I was riding my bike. And my friends from church were recording me. And then the front tire of my bike hit the side of the ramp. And the next thing I knew, I was in the water. And then I called my husband. And I was like, “Daddy, I fell off my bike!”
Hey, What’s up with Topher Grace?
roger ebert was right
And that’s why you always leave a note
Uh oh. Looks like idiots have gotten loose and are running ramp-ant.
that’s just the way they’re inclined
I’m inclined to agree.
Sorry Slimer! You were too fast for me on the “incline” joke. Story of my life, or something.
That girl was too much of a slope-oke to make that jump
She’s also a little behind the curve.
I was unprepared for how quickly someone screamed. Note to self: always check sound levels before playing video
Someone was going to call an ambulance, but then they stopped when they heard that a dock was already there.
Also, upon inspection, she did not apier to be injured.
Guys, we all know where nautical puns lead, and it ain’t pretty
I think one of those hot cops was my choir teacher…
I would like to note that I did not watch the video, as Break.com videos never load for me at work.
But really, I didn’t need to.
BMX bike crashes are the best because the bikes are so small and they have to pedal so fast. It makes the FAIL funnier. Its like they are trying extra hard…then FAIL.
And there’s also this:
That’s oddly specific.
Cracking ribs on bike ramps
The life jacket maintained her internal organs
That was a pretty sweet jump.
What a weird looking trampoline.
This video didn’t end like I expected.
Me neither. I expected at least one more slo-mo.
Hemingway’s “For sale: baby shoes, never used.” has nothing on your average Break.com summary: “A chick rides full speed towards a ramp and just as she is about to hit the ramp she falls off the bike.” Best American Short Stories 2011, I’m looking at you!
“Oh my God! That poor bike!” – Me
This girl makes no sense. She screams, then she swerves away from the ramp. Did she not know there was a ramp there? Is her eyesight that bad? Did she not wonder why her friends had her wear a ridiculous helmet and were filming here?
She just came down off the 4Loko a moment too soon.
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