Just kidding. This doesn’t exist. Why would it? (“Thanks” for the tip, werttrew.)

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  1. Man, rap music is just getting lazy.

  2. Guy Fieri just came in his pants.

  3. Are you hitting on me?

  4. “A loaf of bread, container of milk and a stick of butter. A loaf of bread, container of milk and a stick of butter. A loaf of bread, container of milk and a stick of butter. A loaf of bread, pork, beef, cheese, whole milk,butter, margar… Goddamit.!”

  5. If anyone needed a cadence for when they’re jogging, this one should do just fine.

  6. Things ar the grocery store. *buzz* Foods high in fat *buzz* Uh, Things that adversly affect cholesterol levels. *buzz* Things that can be used in the service of a dirty joke! *ding ding ding*

  7. You guys are commenting without even watching the whole video??

  8. This is why instead of TV news I like to get the papers get the papers.

  9. Someone filmed a lady reading off JaMarcus Russell’s grocery list?

  10. Ahehehehehe ahehehehe sausage. Ahehehehe ahehehehe nuts.

  11. Watching this with Youtube’s Closed Captioning (cause I’m at WORK, people) is making me feel kind of funny:

    Exhibit A: “not since I wasn’t sees homail”

  12. Guys, about halfway in she just abruptly sings “Bar-be-que Sauuuuuuuce!” and then goes back to the list. Trust me on this.

  13. This lady wins the “build Oprah a better secret” contest.

  14. franks and beans!!

  15. Imagining the burp from this is REALLY grossing me out, guys.

  16. time for some mother fuckin pork roll egg and cheese bitch

  17. Just another typical dessert at the Palin residence.

  18. I put this on my “watch later” queue. My Monday night just got real tasty.

  19. I put this on my “watch later” queue. My Monday night just got real tasty.

  20. Around the 24:30 mark I slipped into a deep trance, and around 45:20, others around me told me I started crying softly. Is that a normal reaction? Or is that the MOST normal reaction?

  21. Why do I get the feeling this is an encrypted CIA kill order?

  22. Is this the one where Marcel gets kicked off?

  23. I’m just glad to see Annie from the game “Guess Who” getting some work.

    I tried to find her picture, but Google Image be nasty today.

  24. chicken livers, chicken livers, chicken livers, STEAK!

  25. You take that home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, maybe a potato…Baby, you’ve got a stew going!

  26. great, now i have aspergers. thanks!

  27. This cured my epilepsy.

    • The recipe, not the video.

      Did you know that childhood epilepsy can be controlled with a diet full of fat, so the body is in a constant state of ketosis? So, sausage pork beef cheese whole milk butter margarine nuts is not a bad idea. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

      • I read about that! The other advantage is if you do seize, the padding will protect you.
        You’re an epi-monster too?


          I do have chronic pain and fatigue and depression IF THAT COUNTS.

  28. “Stun eniragram rettub klim elohm edeehc feeb pork egasuas”

    I must kill the queen. I must kill the queen.

  29. Play this is several open windows at the same time to experience the joys of schizophrenia.

  30. Peanut butter, an egg, a sponge, some dice…

  31. No matter how many times I listen to this, I can’t figure out how “Nuts” got on that list.

  32. SPOILER ALERT: Nuts.

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