Good morning, Spike. Good morning, Buster. Good morning, Internet. Good morning, everyone. Good morning, Monday. (Thanks for the tip, Ian and Daryl.)
This is Exhibit A in his animal abuse trial, right? Right?!
I think some of those moves double count as people abuse, too.
That is too much dance for a Monday morning.
No one dance should have all that jiggle.
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.
Are we sure that Spike is for real? That kitchen looks like it was a junior college student’s final project for Interior Design 106 – Kitchens.
I am positive it is just Nick Swarson with a ‘stache.
and a solid B cup
I don’t know about you guys, but it is -35ºC here in Montreal. This is not helping.
-27ºF here in beautiful Upstate NY. My car wont start! Hooray unexpected late for work!
And I was gonna complain that it’s 9 degrees F in Philly. Nevermind.
WOOHOO. UPSTATE. ok, not really.
the weather said -11F a few minutes ago. high of 13F today! i am afraid for the heating bill.
Upstate love! Woo! I’m from Rochester.
although I live in Brooklyn now so it was like 10 degrees warmer today.
montreal? Boooo! Go back to Poutinegum!
That is the worst. I send you all the awkward christian side hugs.
Upvotes and warm cocoa for my fellow Montrealer.
I would just like to thank everyone for posting how cold it is. It made me actually look up what the temp is where I am and effectively plan to wear multiple jackets.
It is 25ºF (-4ºC) in the mountains right now.
It’s 77 in Hawaii right now. Fuck those smug Samoans.
Maybe they’re smug because they realize Samoa and Hawaii are two different places?
Fuck those various Polynesian Islanders.
Point of clarification- I’m not saying the Polynesians should fuck off because of the warm weather they get to experience. I was merely correcting teacherman’s sentiments with the correct terminology for the natural inhabitants of all those Pacific islands, of which Samoa is one of them.
Maybe they’re smug because BEST COOKIE EVER
Maybe they’re smug because NOW THAT I FIXED IT, IT IS THE BEST COOKIE EVER
maybe they’re smug because of the hair?
-15 F with an expected high of 0. the guy on the radio this morning paused after announcing that and then said “it’s sort of existential, a high of 0 today…” and then faded off into an awkward silence. even our radio personalities are completely losing their shit.
Is this what it has come to? Discussions about the weather?
It’s not all bad up here in Montreal. It’s so cold I called in sick to work, and instead I’m at home in my onesie hangin’ with the cats, an electric heating pad, and some tea. Fuck you, winter!
Paul Rudd gifs FOR THE WIN(ter)!
So did he just go to the shelter and find the most resigned, complacent dog there? Buster’s just sitting there like “Whatever. At least I’m not dead.”
Also, you can say Cheryl’s fine with Buster, but we all know Cheryl is piiisssssssed. Cheryl is a dog that don’t take no guff from nobody, especially not another dog in the house!
Buster is super cute, but Cheryl knew how to steal Spike’s moment like no other pooch!
Really man?!! The tongue!?!?! Not what I was looking for on Monday morning. (Also, I’m changing my cat’s name to King James because BIBLE)
“And I thought I had a weird roommate.”
Was anybody else expecting brown stains on his undies?
Two lessons to be learned here:
1. Take a cue from Spike and always try to adopt from a shelter when you can.
2. Be sure to spay/neuter your children.
I’m not 100% sure what this guy’s story is, but I know for certain what it taint.
Is there a word for something that is both a Booooo and an upvote?
Someone is gouche-y this morning.
That’s funny. Usually the gagging starts AFTER he dances.
Phew! I was worried Spike had a new dance called the ‘Dog Buster’ and Cheryl was going to be squished.
So, basically, whether or not this is fake OR gay, the world is basically becoming a manifestation of the Tim and Eric Show.
It must be wonderful to finally find that thing you are really good at and to get to do it.
It’s true. And the niche for ‘man dancing in his kitchen in euro swim trucks is a very small niche’ indeed.
More than anything I’m concerned that HE initiated the kiss and then blamed the dog for making him gag with smelly breath…
I think its time Spike gets some new sports shorts.
that dog did not sign up for this That dog did not sign up for this THAT DOG DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIIIIISSS!!!
I feel like all the internet is his George, and he’s about to ask us all if he can still tend the rabbits, and we’ll all be powerless to stop him whether he gets to or not.
Buster + Spike > Gabe + Birdie.
I’m not sure if that was a pinnacle or a nadir.
Giving your dog the tongue while half naked and then dancing in the kitchen? This is what I do before breakfast every day, only I don’t give a fuck what Cheryl thinks.
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