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Fair enough! I love a good movie about crooked cops whose dads were crooked cops or whatever, or maybe they aren’t crooked but their dads’ partners were crooked? Or sometimes they are crooked but their dads and their dads’ partners weren’t crooked and they would be ashamed to see what their sons had become? That kind of stuff. (P.S. Have you read Richard Price’s Lush Life yet because go read Richard Price’s Lush Life bye.) It’s also nice to see Tracy Morgan getting some dramatic work. Life imitates 30 Rock imitates life! They should have called this movie The Urban Juror! (I know that’s the wrong 30 Rock reference. Take it up with some nerd who cares.) It’s also hilarious that they don’t show him saying anything in the trailer. Kind of makes you wonder. He probably threatens to blow the whistle on the cops and then they try to arrest him under false charges and he just shouts “I GOT A PARROT PREGNANT AFTER IT TRIED TO STEAL MY WALLET!” Probably.
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Channing Tatum’s mustache almost made me forget about the time he burned his penis beyond recognition. Almost.
I missed that part of Dear John.
His only line is “I saw a pack of wild dogs take over and successfully run a Wendy’s!”
“I saw a homeless guy heating up a Hot Pocket on the 3rd rail of the G train!”
I remember you! You were giving another baby a tattoo… and you were very drunk!
Our basketball hoop was a ribcage. A RIBCAGE!
You know, they really don’t make enough movies about cops these days.
Not to be a creep, but why don’t you update your tumblr anymore? It’s really funny, and then I realized it hasn’t been updated in like 4 months!
Oh wow, I didn’t know anyone was waiting for more. GOOP went on a hiatus last fall for a month or so, probably when Gwyneth was making her hands bleed learning to play guitar or something. Now that it’s back and as ridic as ever, #literally everyone is poking fun at it, and I don’t have too much to add. I’m thinking about buying her new cookbook and trying recipes. We’ll see.
I just like your writing! Even the non-GOOP-related stuff was entertaining. One day I started looking at commenter profiles to see if people had personal blogs, which is how I stumbled upon yours.
You could be the Julie and Julia of Videogum commenters!
Can’t wait for the sequel: “Werewolf Internal Affairs.” (Or “Honky Vice Cop Be Trippin’”)
1. This looks Direct-to-DVD status.
2. Why does Ray Liotta face look so weird and, I dunno, not plastic-y, but almost gelatin-esque?
3. I miss when Al Pacino was da bomb.
4. MUSTACHES!
5. I miss when Channing Tatum looked like this:
I know thin isn’t everyone’s taste, but he looks so bloated now.
WOW.
“These buildings are full of secrets, full of things people shouldn’t be doing…”
Is this what’s happening in the building? This is what’s happening in the building.
The moral of this trailer is that this is a child, and you should not do such things to children, even in a building, even if Al Pacino is outside said building.
Also: That is without a doubt the farthest I’ve gone to relate/justify the posting of an unrelated .GIF
ANOTHER Tracy Morgan cop movie? More like “Tracy More-guns,” am I right?!
Al Pacino is getting hard to watch.
“Getting”?
Well, it’s been a progressive problem since the ’70s.
I agree, he’s become a lot blurrier and less defined recently.
Who is in charge of the induction process for the Videogum promise? Is it just Gabe deciding because if I had a vote Tracy Morgan would be out on his ass. Does not deserve a promise.
Kiiiinda hurts, but I have to agree with this. Love him, but he takes some very bad roles sometimes.
Yay Ray Liotta! Also, this trailer closes its case. Good.
So when will Millennium Films have the straight-to-DVD release date for this?
Channing Tatum’s moustache looks like when an infant attempts to eat a piece of chocolate cake.
I’m really glad they bleeped all the bad swears in the trailer. I mean, what were they going to do? NOT put lines with swears that they have to bleep in the trailer? This isn’t communist Russia.
But, really, it just leads me to believe that all the swearing in the movie is bleeped, and that would be really funny.
Channing Tatum IS young Ron Swanson.
im more of a “Roaring Junior” fan myself…
Ah yes, Ray Liotta. I remember him well from his remarkable performance as Principal Luger in an unforgettable episode of Hannah Montana.
Oh thanks, now I have to go borrow some DVD’s from my niece. Which season?
Here’s how to watch Hannah Montana:
1. Turn on your TV to any channel.
2. Wait for commercials to end.
3. Watch Hannah Montana.
this movie looks (bleep)-ing awesome