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Bundle up, you guys. Preferably in metal clothing if you have it. And stay indoors if you can. But, not too indoors where no one can hear you? I don’t know. It looks it’s going to be a rough one no matter what. We probably just have to keep our heads down and weather the storm. The rape storm. Do you close all the windows or open all the windows during a rape storm? I can never remember. (Thanks for the tip, DS3M.)
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A day of sunshine usually does not follow a day of rape. Just sayin’.
You’re clearly not from the hood. Everytime it gots sunny and hot, there is always violence, its a sad fact. Jersey City Represent!!
I think she’s speaking metaphorically.
Chance of Yikes: 100%
That’s it. Into the bathtub I go, with a dining room table on top of me.
You know, I think I’m just going to back out of this post slowly and quietly. Eeep.
Hiding in a corner. Let me know when it’s safe to come out:
It being a black & white image from FLW I was prepared for that, but I still yikes!’d a little bit.
Told you. 100% chance.
Dude, it is 9:30 in the morning. That is clearly an afternoon gif.
I’m like Sinatra. I’m wearing a tux in the morning only because I’m still wearing it from the night before.
lol… “RingadingBlingee”
Chances of rape, but the sun’ll come out, tomorrow. This Annie remake is shaping up to be pretty weird, you guys.
Just thinkin’ about tomorrow
Clears away the trauma and the sorrow
And the memory of that gun
Tomorrow, tomorrow
I luv ya, tomorrow
You’re only a rape away…
Nope.
Just what we needed, a gritty Annie reboot.
When you’re a man with the middle name of Annie, there’s always a 70% chance of rape. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go write in my journal.
The other 30% chance is Nutella, though, and Nutella is delicious. I’ll take my chances.
Phew. Was worried the other 30% chance was for rape rape.
Something something something rape something punchline.
So a guy walks into a bar, bartender rapes him.
Ordering that vodka tonic was, in retrospect, a mistake.
I guy once walked up to me on the street and asked if he could “rain on me.”
It was pretty hot.
Duke lacrosse player walks into a bar, bartender says, ‘why the long rape?’
Duke lacrosse player walks into a bar, everyone with any sense in that bar gets up and leaves because Duke lacrosse players are assholes even if they aren’t rapists. #tarheelsgum
damn superglue, don’t hold back.
This is a reply to sadmalander, why does your comment have no reply button?
I think you’ll find it does
#sticckybackpackincident
So there’s a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Youth counselor…
I dunno, in some places in the world (I’m looking at you, Africa) this forecast is pretty accurate. #sadgum
Well maybe if the international community ignores it, it will just go away.
And the entertainment community can exploit it for big buxxxx!
“I don’t get it.” – Ralph Fiennes
I actually really enjoyed this movie. Ralph Fiennes is astoundingly better at acting than he is in pronouncing his name.
Whoa, cool! Did Africa become a monolith? I missed that very exciting and important news story.
Am I the only one who hears about a rape storm only after I left the house without bringing my combination umbrella/rape whistle?
Well its only a 70% chance, so its not totally hopeless.
I always carry a combination black poncho/rape whistle. That way if the rape storm hits while I’m outside, I can just stoop down in an alleyway, disguise myself as a bag of trash, and then blow my rape whistle.
They meant a 70% chance of rap, guys! Check out Willow in Annie!
That’s my in my black anti-rape poncho behind him. See? It is such a clever disguise that I came out of this confrontation alive and unscathed!
I read that wrong at first, and has racist, racist thoughts. Then I got it. It seems like even looking at a picture of Mel makes you racist.
Yeah I guess it really does need the context of my comment above.
No, I got the context. I just did a little switcheroo of black anti-rape poncho and anti-black rape poncho. Then I realized it wasn’t a picture of Marmaduke, and it was all better.
Well they do have a pretty reliable weatherman:
“AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”-Me, seeing that.
How right you are. The post image is from WSB Atlanta. They rapin’ 70% of errbody out here.
Wear your rape coats, you guys!
So you’re saying there’s a 30% chance of NOT getting raped? Awh man!
Its just a 70% chnace of Rape not Rape Rape, so its fine carry on your daily business.
Yeah, just that San Fran/Pac NW kind of Rape. Not the heavy stuff you see back East.
Donna Darko.
Just to be safe, you should probably just spray everyone you come in contact with in the face with mace.
That is a terrible sentence. I’ll turn myself in to grammar jail now.
Know your rapists, people. Beware calls that start like this-
“Hi! Larry’s the name, insurance is my game. Raping was another game of mine-hello?”
yeeeeeesssssssssss
For some reason, all I can think of is Mac being upset that he wasn’t molested but Charlie was….
Charlie’s a FULL-ON rapist.
Oh, I’m sorry. I meant philanthropist.
All of your comments are really funny, and I never thought I would say this, but I wish I had a rape joke right now.
Wait, is this a 70% chance of being raped, or of raping. Either way, I am staying home.
Autocomplete strikes again.
But it’s not rape if it’s consensual, right? So I might go out and have myself a nice day.
Rape can be funny!
TRIPLE TEAM
I think that most of you are thoughtful and caring people, so it is hard for me to understand the appeal to you of jokes like this. Is it that hard to understand that maybe there are things that we shouldn’t turn into off-the-cuff jokes and running gags?
I believe that words have meaning and power and can hurt. I believe that there are somethings that we shouldn’t casually joke about. I believe that the negative effect that this has on people that we care about outweighs our brief giggles. It is not wrong to want to err on the side of not perpetuating people’s pain.
If I am uptight or not cool, that is fine with me.
I’m gonna take a stand and say, for the record, I do NOT find rape funny. I do, however, find closed captioning flubs to be kind of funny. Also, you have valid points.
There’s nothing funny about the act of rape. There is something funny about caption flubs, and especially a device that can somehow measure the chances of how much rape is going to happen on any given day. That would be a very good device to have!
It isn’t the messed up caption that bothers me.
I gotcha. Some of the comments are a little off the mark.
Jesus Christ.
Well, at least the sun will be out the day after we are raped. That’ll cheer anybody up.