It’s only fair that the fans of Guy Fieri’s Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives should have their own site, since the people who hate that show have theirs.
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You JEALOUS
That website would be better if it were fried and covered with cheese
needs more butter
And stuffed with sausage. #twss
The last time I invited a girl to come to “Flavortown, USA” I was slapped with a restraining order
Flavortownusa.com? More like hipandhappeningsuperawesometown.com, amirite?!
Guy Fieri should be a contestant on his own Minute to Win It, with the challenge of winning the love of us Monsters in one minute or less. Can he do it?!!?
“No Shirts, No Shades, No Watches = No Service!” — Flavortown, USA
Not that I want to be the one defending Guy Fieri or anything, BUT. At least Guy looks like he eats what he eats, not like Giada or Rachael Ray that probably spit out the food as soon as they smile into the camera.
To be fair, Rachael Ray is incapable of consuming the food she cooks, as her stomach is not equipped to handle terrestrial food. Because she is a whale, you see. Born of the ocean deep.
Amen! Our running gag about Giada is how she talks such a big game about the crap she eats, knowing she tosses it right into the garbage can. We’re onto you, Giada!
Rebuttal? Rebuttal:

Lord. I feel like I’m cheating on my Joan Holloway gif.
Giada de Laurentiis: Human Bobblehead.
“Could her head BE any bigger?” — Bandler Ching
“That’s right. Kneed that dough….” – Dirty Ol’ FLW
knead*
need*
FlavortownUSA? More like hipandhappeningsuperawesometown, amirite?!
What a Ritz cheese-steak slider that guy is.
What a meatball popper that guy is.
How could it possibly take over an hour to prepare those…things?
That shit looks delicious.
Those are your Ritz Cracker recipes by Guy Fieri.
“Barton Fink? More like Farton Bink!” -Guy Fieri
Gabe I just punched my computer screen, you owe me one computer, and also a signed picture of Birdie
It is cheap and awful, but I have no doubt that it is in fact the “Best Fansite Dedicated to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives.”
For now. The second and third best are currently undergoing extensive top-down redesigns, and will compete again in May at the 7th Annual Guy Fieri Fan Site Championship.
First prize is a $50 gift card to TGI Friday’s.
This reminds me of when I drove past San Francisco’s First Chinese Southern Baptist Church. I thought to myself at the time, “Yes, I do believe it is.”
YES!
Those glasses are from Pacsun. And he’s a grown man. Am I getting this right?
Guy Fieri strikes me as someone who’s probably going to die on a toilet.
No one man should have all those watches.
Too many Lipitor pop-ups.
Also not trying to wave the waffle cone flag for Guy, but…
i don’t eat cheeseburgers with gravy as a career, mind you, but i don’t mind having a state-by-state list out there where i can find a cheeseburger if i really do want a weird, completely insane one.
unfortunately, 15 seconds ago marked the last time i’ll ever be visiting the best guy fieri site in the world…
Sad thing is, it’s actually better than Guy’s official site (http://www.guyfieri.com). The bottom section of links on the official site is like a stream-of-consciousness ramble. “Events. Armed Forces Entertainment. Media. Pasta.”
I’d like to point out the fourth link under the “Who & How” section: “Tell Guy Where To Go”.
The man strikes again! “Lets hope that someone wakes up, sucks up their embarrassment and embraces what their fans want and lets this community live and breath because they love the show that much.” Well said! We DDD fans need to stick together and help out those “newbies” who are just now discovering this obscure, underground show. Also, how sad is it to be the wife of the guy who runs the DDD fan site?
I can’t wait to pick up my bad-ass Gatorz sunglasses and rockin’ Fender T-shirt!