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HELLO, LADIES! Right? Right, ladies?! SEX! SEXY! It’s not necessarily weird that Regis Philbin allowed his picture to be taken shirtless wearing only the finest pleated slacks. He’s a very famous celebrity! I’m sure people are asking to take his picture every five seconds, and every once in awhile, his body has no shirt on it. That’s just life. Celebrities are just like us! Every once in awhile they do not have a shirt on right before they put a shirt on. What is weird is that this photo was DEFINITELY taken in a hospital room. Again, it’s NOT weird that Regis Philbin is in the hospital. I’m pretty sure he visits the hospital almost as often as someone asks to take his picture. He’s 1,000,000 years young! OK, fair enough, now that I think about it, this is just a perfect storm. If every five seconds Regis is asked to have his picture taken, and every five seconds Regis is at the hospital, then it once more follows that at some point he is going to have his shirt off also. THIS IS LIKE AN S.A.T. PROBLEM! Please provide your answer in the form of a caption.
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Do you wanna fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me soooo haaarrrrrd
Regis poses for AARP’s “50 Sexiest Men Over 90.”
I’d like to use my next lifeline, a blindfold
Never fear, gents–Kathie Lee will be along shortly.
It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m Philbin good
*upvotes this forever*
This is the best, obvs.
Hello Playboy this is Larry King
Move over, Ricky Gervais, time for something meatier
Move over, Jay Kordich, it’s time for something juicier!
This is the weirdest thing I’ve seen Photoshop do yet.
I have the weirdest lady boner right now…
Regis recently auditioned for a role in MTV’s “Skins.” Regis was mistaken as to what the role would entail and the casting director had to beg him to keep his pants on.
Matthew Mcconaughey’s all like, “You think THAT’S bad…!?” and then there’s a family guy joke.
“Let’s play Who Want’s to Lay a Millionaire! Phone a friend and we’ll 50:50 and ask an audience to…No? Really? Is that your final answer?”
Gym, Tan, Hair Club for Men.
Not pictured: My Appetite
After years of searching, we have finally discovered the one, true, “World’s Greatest Grandpa.”
Regis Philbin, having just had his Kirtstie Alley tattoo removed.
Isn’t he Kelly Rippa’ed?
He wanted to settle the debate about whether he or Kelly had bigger boobs. He wins.
I want to see a fist fight between Regis, Stallone, and Schwarzenegger
“The Extendables 2: The Wears-Dependables.”
“The Expendables 2: Show Me What You Got”
pictured: Danny Bonaduce, 2025
The picture is brought to you by freckles.
Are we sure those aren’t liver spots?
Who’s checking? I call “Not it.”
Not me either. I was touching my nose.
I guess we all know who is going to be the subject of this week’s “I’d Hit That” on MOBFD!
This is just how I would have expected Regis’s retirement party to end: shirtless and in a hospital.
Later on Meredith Viera posed for the same picture, but nobody was watching.
Regis was never allowed back at the Christian Science Reading Room
Think you could, think you could, think you could bench a Scion?!
i am upvoting as hard as i can. BOOOSHH!!
“That’s very impressive Mr. Philbin. You still need to drop trou for the prostate exam however.”
Just be glad there were no photographers at his proctologists appointment.
Apparently, Milk of Magnesia also does a body good.
If you stare at his chest long enough, it looks like a terrifying muppet.
Oh man, sorry. This is what I mean.
“You physique is impressive, Reege, but those pleats are unforgivable.” — America’s Gay Doctors
Regis and Letterman have been sending each other these photos for years.
The Situation at Snooki’s Autopsy — 2061
Regis ‘The Constipation’ Philbin
“This man is the pinnacle of our race” – CopperCab
“Regis and I know what it’s like to be hated on by white people.” -CopperCab
Nobody told Regis it’s T-SHIRT TIIIIME!
Benjamin Button at the pediatrician.
“I wake up in a hospital at least once a month. You’re never too old to look bangin’!”
Out of retirement!
Worst Bachelorette Party Ever.
don’t quit your day job
too late
I used to look that good when I was his age. –Gabe
Gabe was actually a successful exercise mogul in his day:
“You heard the man! It’s my first night! I have to fight!” -Regis
Lol dude looks like the drummer for Cryptopsy.
Who Wants to Throw Up EVERYWHERE?
Poor Birdie, you guys:
I’ve decided after 28 years (huh?) I am retiring from CLOTHES!
“I got a BINGO!”
“No you didn’t, Mr Philbin. And I’m not going to tell you again, winning at Bingo doesn’t involve removing your clothes. Now please return to your seat.” -Sleepycrest Retirement Home attendant
yea, what’s up?
Regis, who apparently had some strange ideas about how people retire from things, suddenly and repeatedly began punching himself in the face.
“With six weeks of medicine ball and indian clubs you can look like this too!!!”
Mr. October for AARP’s “Sexiest Hip Replacement Patients” 2012 calendar.
The real reason Regis is retiring finally comes out: he’s run out of shirts.
300
He still has a better body than 60% of America.
FLW said this earlier re: something so he deserves credit, but its just so fitting…
“When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not”
Regis Philbin to star in “Desperately Seeking Armpit Hair”
What, am I the only one here with armpit hair?
Calm down; just don’t look at it when you touch it
He is about 2 years away from all of his freckles coming together and forming MEGAFRECKLE™.
UNENHANCE!
Unimpressed:
Louis CK’s body double!
Dude. Your Philbin is showing.
He’s so old that he’s older than the joke format I’m using right now.
I’ve been making a lot of half-assed comments lately, so I hate to just state the obvious, but GOOD GRAVY WHY GOD WHY WHY WHY
whoa, Regis had his belly-star removed.
I gotta call my belly-star remover.
I’m not saying he isn’t cool, but he should definitely put his defibrillator away before he has a chick over.
“Here is my handle.”
On the eve of his retirement, Regis Philbin was in good spirits after the world’s cultural archivists completed the arduous task of replacing his blood with formaldehyde.
Regis shows the taxidermist how he would like to be stuffed and mounted.
“No I definitely did NOT just take ALL of my painkillers there was. Now watch me do THIS!” – Regis
“What’s up Twitter!” – Regis
“Are you sure this is how you Twitter?” – Regis
“Okay now in this next one, do something silly”
“Ready, aim, marry me!”
SHOOT ME, DRAGON
damn it, I should have refreshed.
Yours had the extra effort of Photoshopping. I commend you!
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