…I have some something to something. (Via TheHighDefinite.)
Eventually, there will be a supercut of all the other supercuts. That Supercut will be 18 hours in length, and it will be AWESOME.
I’ve been getting all my haircuts at Supercuts and having it filmed. Once it’s finished, that video is going to be some hardcore next-level meta.
(I’m literally waiting for paint to dry right now, so why not?)
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some hotdogs to put on a household rake.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a new GOOP newsletter to BARF on.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a room to re-fart.” –Eugene Mirman in this past Sunday’s Bob’s Burgers.
I think once Chris Kattan and scenes from K-Pax enter our supercuts it’s time to chillax with the supercuts
Oh, Ian. You’re gonna love this supercut.
I was a heartbeat from posting both of these, so, uh… here’s (Nintendo of America President) Reggie Fils Amie.
this is not getting enough love. baking powder.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a tail to catch. Let’s gooooooooooo!” -Birdie
They keep bringing the lols.
WAS THAT fucking K-Pax and WILD WILD West back TO BACK?! WHY THE fuck is this SUPERCUT TRYING to make MY BRAIN KILL itself?!
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to work.” -No Monster ever
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to kiss the sky.” –Jimi Hendrix
“Christ, Jimi. You’re high again, aren’t you?” –Jimi Hendrix Manager.
“Hey, what’s Jimi Hendrix doing kissing that guy?” – me at 13
I totally forgot how good Wayne’s World 2 was.
I remember watching the original Wayne’s World and being all, “Yeah! Mike Myers and Dana Carvey being funny! I’m a boy and I like this movie and…whaaaaaaaa…”
Now teacherman gets a funny feeling every time he hears “Dreamweaver.”
Funny story: my boss walks into my lab the other day and tells my (female) colleague, “Oh yeah, ‘Dreamweaver’ came on the radio this morning and I thought of you.”
(Admittedly, there’s context, but it doesn’t help much.)
Wayne’s World 2 was awesome, but this scene from the first movie just kills me because Chris Farley:
I miss him.
I’m actually from Aurora, IL and have had to ween myself from tacking on, “You know, like Wayne’s World” whenever asked where I’m from. “Game on!”
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to announce the end this scene in a fast and inorganic way.
dear supercut makers,
i love you all, very much. however, please start taking responsibility for volume adjusting, and my fragile ears.
“Now if you’ll excuse me” is this generation’s “to be fair.”
To be fair; “Now if you’ll excuse me” came long before.
Well excuuuuuuuuuse me!
Somewhat related: did you ever notice how often they say “sorry for interrupting” on The Larry Sanders Show? That’ll be my first montage project.
Everyone is so polite in movies; now where is the Beg Your Pardon video I need?
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to put a fish on my head.” -George Lucas
And, Kevin Spacey naturally wins the most pretentious “now if you’ll excuse me…”
SRLSY, why do aliens think they’re so much better than us?
We just wouldn’t understand!
“Now if you’ll excuse me, -fart-” – Adam Sandler in HIlariousfilmwillmakemillions, 2011
“Now if you’ll excuse me, the writers are a bit clumsy with segues.”
“Wild Wild West” is the best movie ever made. I’m not prepared to back this statement up.
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