They should start a club so they can get their own page in the yearbook.
Everyone’s seen Idiocracy right? Great documentary.
Indeed. Someone explain how this is different.
No electrolytes bro. It’s got nothing plants crave.
“All I know is they’d better not be telling these kids about condoms and safe sex in school.” – way too many Americans
Fun story: I went to a Catholic high school where sex education was not taught. We had an abstinence club. And wouldn’t you know it, the president of AC got expelled for getting pregnant. Ah, memories…
I went to a Catholic high school where sex education was not only not taught, but actively avoided. We had no pregnancy scares at all, none. I also went to an all boy school.
No, you’re thinking of Glee. It’s okay, happens to me all the time.
You didn’t know that Glee was based off of my HS experience?! Get with the program, Taco!
Whose “conception” was it to make that club?!
I don’t know, but I’ll bet after all the controversy, they “aborted” the whole idea.
I don’t understand how expelling the girl helped anyone. Such a “miscarriage” of justice.
I think I may know the culprit:
Steve Urkel definitely did that.
no it was Stefan Urquelle
No. You are both wrong:
You steal that from my cousin Facenacho?
Gabe was wrong – the robot uprising actually begins at Frayser High School.
Judging from this report, robots aren’t the only things that have been uprising there!
…I’ll show myself out.
I’m glad they just expect excellence and not demand it because they would be disappointed.
Are you sure it’s not Frajer High School?
Dare I say it? Videogum has been Reaganing ever since the Brad Pitt post yesterday.
I wish somebody would come out at the end and yell PSYCHE!!!!
Pregnancy Pact, girlfriends! BFFs!!!
Due to shitty reporting, I began my own investigation, and shockingly, shockingly, it seems that the focus in this school is…abstinence!
Okay kids, either resist biology, resist emotions, resist culture, or:
I don’t care what anybody says, advocating abstinence WORKS. I can say from personal experience that I went to a high school that taught abstinence, and not ONE girl would put out for me!
Thankfully, Huckabeast is here to tell them what’s what:
The day someone invents cookie-flavored condoms is the day Facetaco starts saying YES homo.
I am worried about Huckabeast, you guys….
“Ever time he goes home with some hot girl monster”?!?!?!
OH HELL NO.
…Some hot GUY monster?
If this is true Huck, then C is also for Castration.
Cake, you know you are the only hot girl monster for me.
You took those reporters to school!!
Clearly, none of these kids learned their lesson while performing that “take care of this egg for a week” assignment.
This is like that awful show “Skins”, but a few months after all the cameras have left.
I posed this question via Twitter, but I will repeat. Is “Skins” supposed to be “My So-Called Life” meets “Undressed”?
Skins is supposed to be Bristolians having the crazy ass teenage experiences we dreamed of/our parents feared, and it’s a brilliant insane soap opera at that. But now MTV is going to ruin it by remaking it because America’s too dumb to understand what lorries are.
Man, I WISH that was my high school. Also, congratulations, I am going to jail now.
I don’t have anything funny to say. I’m just really sad. I will hope for the best for everyone, and renew my contributions to planned parenthood.
Yeah, I wasn’t feeling anything funny at all either, until I wondered if I could find images of amusing condoms.
Did you see this?
No, no I hadn’t, and I thank you for changing that.
I just found the pic! Thanks for showing me YOUR condom. TWSS!
I have to agree with you. This didn’t make me lol at all. Especially all those abdomen-high camera swipes as kids walked by. I bet most of those pregnant girls are already wishing they could disappear, and then the news team has to come by? It felt…I dunno, kind of weird, like an invasion of privacy.
Well this is definitely a case of too little too late. Damn, Frasier High School, was it necessary to wait for 11% of your students to be pregnant before you start an initiative informing them about birth control?
Who said they were planning on informing them about birth control?
As for the “massive initiative in the works dedicated to preventing teen pregnancy in the Frayser community,” I heard this:
“After school and in-school programs”… “run by a local non-profit”… “based on research”… “young men will be operated”… “social innovation”… “future generations”… “no worries.”
I like how the pregnancy rate is for the entire student population. “Eleven percent of the women and men at Frayser High School are pregnant.”
Memphis also has one of the highest murder rates so it all evens out i guess
i will honestly report that i laughed, but then hated myself.
My best friend is called Fraser. I think he might be using a misspelling and might be behind this…
I will investigate and report back Monsters…..
So that’s the school Tracy Jordan was talking about.
Look who was in the Memphis area about 8-9 months ago:
He apparently loved that middle school so much, he took the entire middle school behind the middle school and got it pregnant.
Frank Lloyd Wrong Backtraced it! YOU DUN GOOFED!!!!!!!!!!
And these muthafuckaz are MY future? Oh hell naw! Fuck that noise.
LOL I love how this is BREAKING FUCKING NEWS ZOMG
Yeah, that’s a fun little part of the video. This is not BREAKING NEWS at all. Breaking news is reserved for things that are happening as they speak… unless… ew.
Seriously, this was the worst part.
BREAKING NEWS: Yes this story has been happening for the last 9 months but WE JUST HEARD ABOUT IT!
Oddly enough, no pregnancies were reported at Nyles High School.
That IS odd, especially with all the salads being tossed.
sadmalandar: My axe, you have
and my sensibly-priced Cuddlesoft® cardigan!
At least this school is #1 in something other than juvenile felonies and drop outs….am I right or am I right? (I’ll show myself out)
So basically if you’re a guy who guys to this school, getting laid is like a 99% sure thing.
I think my typo speaks for itself.
Just guys, guying around.
It’s a banner year for the local Target’s baby registry, to be sure.
My aunt used to teach here, and it’s really just one of the worst schools in a city full of major problems. This just makes me sad. Institutional something-or-other.
true story: i graduated high school with a girl who had 3 (!) children. also i watched a pregnant girl get a glass bottle broken over her head in a fight. also our homecoming queen was pregnant. our school taught sex ed. we also had those fancy babies that had computers in them and cried and whatnot. but sex ed was in 5th grade, and they let you return the baby if it “cried too much.” so maybe sex ed + reasonableness is what we really need
No Memphis Reaganauts out there?
Frasier Man, where have you gone?
Left your car there on the lawn….
Wrestlin’ starts at half-past 1,
Oh Frasier Man, don’t be gone long!
(Although from the looks of things, I think Frasier Man moved out of Frasier some years ago.)
In Britain, they would call it Kelsey Grammar School.
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