SHE SOUNDS SMARTER THAN USUAL IN THIS VIDEO! (Get it?) (Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org if you don’t get it and I will explain it to you!) (Via TheDailyWhat.)
You took the words right out of my mouth!
Why does this video make me angrier than anything Sarah Palin has ever done?
This comment is not grammatically correct. It’s just, the lip-smacking! THE LIP-SMACKING.
Looks like someone just discovered Dr. Pepper flavored Lip Smackers!
Or left-wing media flavored! I don’t know; just go with it.
I just hate her face.
SHE MAKES THAT STUPID LITTLE SMILE WITH HER MOUTH THAT IS SO CONDESCENDING! Like she needs to ad “ok?” at the end of the the sentence, like someone trying to explain something difficult to a 5 year old. Ugh. That bothers me a lot.
I get a very strong school bully vibe off of her. The bully dumb enough to hate you for asking questions in class, but smart enough to construct a web of snark around you, closing in when you walk the halls. Like an awful spiderbitch made of lipstick and hairspray and shrugs.
With your permission I am going to say “web of snark” and “spiderbitch” whenever possible.
You have my blessing, and my angry incoherent muttering about That Woman.
I like how she had her makeup people paint “trying to cry” eyes on top of her normal “nobody’s home” eyes.
I was going to spend the rest of my night curled gracefully over my toilet bowl… because of the acute lip and tongue sticky moisture noises (marginally grosser than the way I just described them) but now I can spend time with this comment and feel that everything is ok again. Upvotes from them bottom of my stomach, friend.
This will be the soundtrack to my lovemaking from now on.
The video + audio = creepy. The audio – video = porny.
This will be the subject of my nightmares from now on.
This is the only way I will watch Palin from now on.
I can feel you breathe
Sarah Palin submits her reaction video to salsa dog.
weird boner at work now
I think it’s time to enshrine IHTWBRN into our web lexicon. Please tell me I don’t need to translate it for you guys.
I have the weirdest breath right now?
I Have The Weirdest Blood libel Right Now.
I bet her breath smells like jerky.
Or the tears of the innocent.
They could name a new flavor after her.
Susan George was so pretty.
Just for you, That One
It’s important not to break the 180-degree rule in gif responses.
This bitch is reptile underneath.
So lovely. This really brings out the teleprompters in her eyes.
she sounds so terrified
No white pants after labor day, no lip gloss after 35.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU BIG DUMMY! YOU DID IT WRONG AND ALSO THAT JOKE WAS ALREADY MADE. HA HA HA HA HA LEARN TO REFRESH YOU MORON.
Oh man. This was a reply to myself, but then the site went down. My world is made of liquid disappointment.
True story: It took me nine years to figure out that this song was about wet dreams. I know that sounds crazy stupid, but it’s true. Also, just last week I discovered that “Too Close” by Next was about getting boners while grinding? Ugh. I was very bad at picking up innuendo when I was twelve.
Ummm, how old are you, dude?
I’m 22. Liquid Dreams came out in 2001, when I was twelve or thirteen. Too Close came out in 1998, when I was ten.
That video ALMOST made me throw up. Did not need that.
There should be a seizure warning on that video. Watch at your own risk.
Whatever, she’s still the love of my life. All other women just Palin comparison.
What have you been inhalin’?
She just can’t handle that white & purple kush. #chethaze
I feel like I just saw what Todd sees when he puts it in for 0:44 every three months.
My mouth full of so much barf right now.
Which is why I don’t have the time to not sound like an illiterate ESL four-year-old.
I like it this way That One. It’s apropos of everything.
Imagine watching that in a darkened movie theatre… it would be the most terrifying trailer ever.
HOW DO I MAKE THIS VIDEO MY AVATAR?
as in, in- and ex-haling. people say ‘halin for that, right?
One in a series, it seems.
The thing that always creeps me out about Palin is that her eyes always seem to be fixed and dead – like there’s not a whole lot going on in terms of human empathy. Could just be me though.
A lot of air and no real substance. Typical.
I thought I would play a game and see how much of this video clip I could actually stand to watch. Answer: 10 seconds! Which places it below most keyboard cat videos but above every other clip of Sarah Palin doing stuff.
Revenge of the Giant Face.
Oh. My. God. I can’t watch another second of her. Can we just agree that everything she does is ridiculous and disgusting and therefore never needs to be posted on this website again? Seriously, watching her is like driving past a car wreck; I know that what I see will leave me psychologically scarred forever, but I can’t take my eyes away from it because it’s just oh so interesting.
I like to close my eyes and pretend it’s Palin in an iron lung.
Sociopaths don’t fake emotion very well.
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