SHE SOUNDS SMARTER THAN USUAL IN THIS VIDEO! (Get it?) (Email me at mybrainnosmartlikethesarahbrain@fakeemail.nope if you don’t get it and I will explain it to you!) (Via TheDailyWhat.)

Comments (66)
  1. Why does this video make me angrier than anything Sarah Palin has ever done?

  2. I just hate her face.

    • SHE MAKES THAT STUPID LITTLE SMILE WITH HER MOUTH THAT IS SO CONDESCENDING! Like she needs to ad “ok?” at the end of the the sentence, like someone trying to explain something difficult to a 5 year old. Ugh. That bothers me a lot.

      • Hate-in!

        I get a very strong school bully vibe off of her. The bully dumb enough to hate you for asking questions in class, but smart enough to construct a web of snark around you, closing in when you walk the halls. Like an awful spiderbitch made of lipstick and hairspray and shrugs.

  3. I like how she had her makeup people paint “trying to cry” eyes on top of her normal “nobody’s home” eyes.

    • I was going to spend the rest of my night curled gracefully over my toilet bowl… because of the acute lip and tongue sticky moisture noises (marginally grosser than the way I just described them) but now I can spend time with this comment and feel that everything is ok again. Upvotes from them bottom of my stomach, friend.

  4. This will be the soundtrack to my lovemaking from now on.

  5. This is the only way I will watch Palin from now on.


  6. I can feel you breathe

  7. Sarah Palin submits her reaction video to salsa dog.

  8. weird boner at work now

  9. I bet her breath smells like jerky.

  10. Mouthbreather.

  11. They could name a new flavor after her.

    http://imgur.com/vD0zZ

  12. This bitch is reptile underneath.

  13. So lovely. This really brings out the teleprompters in her eyes.

  14. she sounds so terrified

  15. No white pants after labor day, no lip gloss after 35.

  16. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU BIG DUMMY! YOU DID IT WRONG AND ALSO THAT JOKE WAS ALREADY MADE. HA HA HA HA HA LEARN TO REFRESH YOU MORON.

  17. That video ALMOST made me throw up. Did not need that.

  18. There should be a seizure warning on that video. Watch at your own risk.

  19. Lame-breathe media

  20. Whatever, she’s still the love of my life. All other women just Palin comparison.

  21. She just can’t handle that white & purple kush. #chethaze

  22. I feel like I just saw what Todd sees when he puts it in for 0:44 every three months.

  23. Imagine watching that in a darkened movie theatre… it would be the most terrifying trailer ever.

  24. HOW DO I MAKE THIS VIDEO MY AVATAR?

  25. Sarah ‘halin

    as in, in- and ex-haling. people say ‘halin for that, right?

  26. The thing that always creeps me out about Palin is that her eyes always seem to be fixed and dead – like there’s not a whole lot going on in terms of human empathy. Could just be me though.

  27. A lot of air and no real substance. Typical.

  28. I thought I would play a game and see how much of this video clip I could actually stand to watch. Answer: 10 seconds! Which places it below most keyboard cat videos but above every other clip of Sarah Palin doing stuff.

  29. Revenge of the Giant Face.

  30. Oh. My. God. I can’t watch another second of her. Can we just agree that everything she does is ridiculous and disgusting and therefore never needs to be posted on this website again? Seriously, watching her is like driving past a car wreck; I know that what I see will leave me psychologically scarred forever, but I can’t take my eyes away from it because it’s just oh so interesting.

  31. I like to close my eyes and pretend it’s Palin in an iron lung.

  32. Sociopaths don’t fake emotion very well.

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