Someone should let this dude know that Danny Ocean is putting together a team. One last job and then everyone retires. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
Poor guy! He’s just trying to make it to his show in Dallas!
He should have played 20 questions with the cop.
First name Steve, last name…oh, I think you know.
I don’t know if any of you watched Kyle XY. I doubt it. I’m pretty sure I’m one of the only ten people who watched it, hence the being cancelled. Anyway, this picture reminds me of the series finale. Kyle XY gets in a fight with the season’s main villain. Kyle XY is about to kill him when he says “Wait! I’m your brother.” Then the show ends FOREVER. lolwut?
I watched that show! Not to the end though. The actor who played Kyle XY was absolutely masterful at giving the perfect slightly confused, yet blissfully happy smile whenever he encountered some new aspect of life he had never experienced before, like peeing his pants! That show was the best!
The beer is for after, OBVIOUSLY, DUH.
Steve come on down, you’re the next contestant on Crime Ain’t Right
You sure he was drunk? Don’t you think he looked a bit… high?
“Oh my god, really?!” – everyone, re: my post
Not so much high as jacked up.
That guy’s always had his head in the clouds.
Steve, it’s your turn to go grab the lunch beers. You have a choice of fork lift, sky jack, jackhammer (ridden pogo-style) or car. It’s really up to you how you choose to go get it.
This game kinda sounds like fun.
You just know for the 10 minutes it took the fire department to show up before the cop could reach him, that guy felt like King Shit of Fuck Mountain.
I’m the only preacher with the fucking balls, and you know this, to say, “Satan I damn thee, you shit-eating, cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a B!” Can I get a fuckin’ A?
Do you guys think his mother would be really embarrassed to see this, or really proud?
“I could tell from an infant that Steve would be a handful. Boy, was I ever right!” – Steve’s mom
“Nothing can go wrong with this plan. I am, in every conceivable sense including literally, Above The Law!” — Steve.
When will people learn? Dogs are the only thing that makes drunk driving safe! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rideable-Dogs/113819512022781
Now Entering LOL City – Population: infinity
“What’s your name?”
Fell out of the chair.
I don’t usually LOL, but I when I do LOL, it’s for this video.
Good video? Or GREATEST video?!
Maybe it’s good. Maybe it’s great.
2011 may as well give up now.. this is humankind’s last great moment before 2012.
On a side note… skyjack? In lorryland we call ‘em cherrypickers!
It is a cherry picker, Skyjack is the name of the company. What, didn’t everyone work at a lumberyard during school?
Lonnie’s gonna be in trouble when the cops figure out he lied about his name.
I notice Mr Police Officer made sure to specifically state that he can’t drive a skyjack whilst drunk…does this then imply that drunk driving other vehicles is ok wherever this is?
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Fake. You guys are a bunch of rubes.
Wait Kenny Powers, something in the Internet is fake?
I’m going to need a minute.
i’m going to need a sweet side hand tattoo.
Doesn’t mean it isn’t funny. And what does Rube Goldberg have to do with it?
Well, to operate the skyjack:
Turn the crank and snap the plank and boot the marble right down the shoot, now watch it roll and hit the pole, and knock the ball in the rubadub tub which flips the man into the pan, the trap is wack, here comes the jack.
Skyjack! I guarantee, it’s the craziest jack you’ll ever see.
Is it also gay? If I’ve learned anything from the internet it’s that if something is fake, it is, without fail, gay.
I think it turned out alright for Stave. He was found innocent by a jury of his peers:
“Don’t fuck up my beer, now” is the new “Don’t tase me, bro.”
So i had a friend that spent 6 months in Germany with exchange students from all over the world. She told me that the most common thing people thought about Americans is that any time we get arrested we just start shouting “i know my rights!”
When invariably, they don’t.
“Maybe I’m comin’ back down…maybe I’m not!”
Haha. Joe Dirt, is that you?
This looks like a deleted scene out of Run Ronnie Run.
Y’all are brutalizing me
Just another hard working man targeted for Driving While Awesome.
I thought this was New Jersey Drive, initially…
Apparently the police really need a staircar.
Gabe, I think you meant Billy Ocean.
Why do you think he meant that? Part of me wants to think you’re making a joke I’m just not getting. The other part of me thinks you don’t know about the Ocean’s 11 movies.
Get out of my dreams, get onto my skyjack
Skyjack beats cop, but fireman beats skyjack. I guess that means cop beats fireman, but like the beers, that’s for after.
Is this my boyfriend?
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